Leonora Smee #4 Rollers here, rollers there, why the blasted rollers everywhere?

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Leo's posing and posturing has got so ridiculous and OTT. I'm glad "Mummy" made fun of it, but honestly she should tell her she really looks ridiculous in a more serious way. Even supermodels don't pose the way she does. She is always SO aware of herself. She never totally relaxes and even when she's in company or talking to people she's always thinking about what she looks like, what face to pull and how to stand. It must be quite exhausting to think so highly of yourself.
 
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Tonight's vlog Leo congratulates herself on pronuncing Manolo Blahnik correctly... umm you've been pronouncing MON-OL-O for years.

Its poor old Marks birthday.

She wraps his presents the morning of day AFTER his birthday?!!!

The presents were mostly gifts for her, she gives him a Jo Malone pillow spray that she bought for herself but decided to give it to him.

There's a load of free HC stuff gifted by Jade and then finally a pair of Manolos that she bought the night before on a whim so there was no forward planning for that at all.

If he hadnt seen the shoes what else was he going to get?

The shoes are gross BTW.

Oh and the MB event was for BRIDES and the invite was for Vennera who couldn't go because she was in Majorca so Leo muscled in and took the invite
 
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The MB event thing speaks volumes. It's Mark's birthday. Therefore it should be about him. Instead L cannot resist an invite (which isn't even hers) to yet another freebie/pr event where she can prance about, network, be photographed and get lavished upon. She basically invited herself and pretended it's what M would have wanted to do for his birthday!!!
 
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She's a self serving, selfish fucker.

Mark can't leave, he's stuck with her until she dumps him in the future.
 
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I FF through about 90% of her vlogs bc they are unwatchable. What I heard and saw of the gifts for Mark seemed like freebies or clothes she wants him to wear to make her look better. She is a terrible person.
 
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The fact that people are cottoning on to the stupid toddler like behaviour such as throwing wrapping, aswell as that weird pigeon walk on the YouTube comments! Someone asked the other day whether she had some medical condition 🥴 on today’s Instagram post, she did her standard ‘throwing’ but it was a bottle of gifted Jo Malone perfume which hit the ceiling. There’s being ‘cute’ which is the vibe I think she’s selling, but actually it’s childish, spoilt and for something that’s been gifted, utterly ungrateful
 
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The fact that people are cottoning on to the stupid toddler like behaviour such as throwing wrapping, aswell as that weird pigeon walk on the YouTube comments! Someone asked the other day whether she had some medical condition 🥴 on today’s Instagram post, she did her standard ‘throwing’ but it was a bottle of gifted Jo Malone perfume which hit the ceiling. There’s being ‘cute’ which is the vibe I think she’s selling, but actually it’s childish, spoilt and for something that’s been gifted, utterly ungrateful
It's pathetic. It's disrespectful, childish, brattish and absolutely not funny or endearing. I'd love to know why she's started doing it! Most people (if they behaved like that) would have somebody in their lives to have a word and tell them to stop it immediately, Leo doesn't seem to have anybody in her life who reins her in.
 
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It's pathetic. It's disrespectful, childish, brattish and absolutely not funny or endearing. I'd love to know why she's started doing it! Most people (if they behaved like that) would have somebody in their lives to have a word and tell them to stop it immediately, Leo doesn't seem to have anybody in her life who reins her in.
It would be mildly better if it was her own ceiling, but it’s not even hers, it’s her parents 😭😭😭
 
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Gigi Gorgeous used to do that on YouTube when she was a guy. It’s disgraceful.

Leo hasn’t figured out what the children and bots of TikTok like on that platform is destroying her following on YouTube.
 
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I thought the royals don’t like black? It also looked way too long for her for something that is allegedly couture. She doesn’t have the face to wear her hair up but she doesn’t have the hair to wear it down, either.
 
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Absolutely beautiful tablescape…for Leonora. How is this for a man in his 40s?! lol. There is nothing masculine about it whatsoever. But then again…

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Blimey! Can't believe she approved/allowed that Buckingham Palace photo........
 
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Being driven up to London to visit Gerrards to select the jewellery to wear to Buckingham Palace (how many 30 year olds have drivers? Why can't she ever drive herself or god forbid get the train?).....So very relatable!!
 
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Of course she was so hungover from her galavanting in the days prior to the point that she didn’t even have it in her to fully celebrate her husband. Typical Leonora behavior. Welcome to your 30s. Hangovers are a whole new level!

I know some of Gen Z thinks smoking is cool but Mark’s almost a Xennial (Gen X/Millennial). I think those were his guests puffing away. I’m surprised Leo left that in. It didn’t really fit her “brand aesthetic.”

She kept referring to Mark’s birthday party as “the first summer BBQ of the season” as if it was just another one of her events instead of his special day.

Leo doesn’t seem to have an abundance of real friends. The one who just got engaged seems to be about it. She seems very happy with her fiance and I think that must bother Leo who is obviously not thrilled with her marriage.
 
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Poor Mark, sent to collect his birthday meat from the butchers, dared to come back without bones for the boys. Criminal!! He was immediately dispatched to the other butcher in the town. Why not just cut up a couple of cooked sausages from the BBQ? The genuine affection is all dog related, their kisses & cuddles are wholehearted and at times over the top. Mark has to try to grab a kiss when he knows it's being filmed, I feel very sad for his situation.
 
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Leo talking about how she's a mentor to Anoushka and some other "young ladies"............and then advertising her "job vacancy" on her YT channel.
 
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What’s the story there? Did one of the girls quit? Get fired? Or does she need yet another servant to do the easiest job on the entire planet?
 
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