Leonora Smee #4 Rollers here, rollers there, why the blasted rollers everywhere?

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YT short of "Get Ready with Me" (wedding) and she's on a balcony in a dressing gown on her effing tip toes again!!!! I cannot watch any further. Can she NOT just stop posing for one second?!? So ridiculous. Crossed legs and tip toes. Doesn't she see it looks ludicrous and so affected!?!
 
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Interesting to see that in terms of the bridal party she is a part of of her friends wedding she is the least natural and least pretty of them all. But most arrogant.
 
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Her conversation with the nail salon woman, an actual entrepreneur who works hard every single day, was enlightening. “Where are you going on holiday? We can go to Italy together.” Leo feigned as if this was just a pipe dream for her, too. As she was actually getting her nails done for Italy! So out of touch.
 
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The hotel in Italy did look gorgeous but it got me thinking. Whenever Leo (and Markus) stay in these luxury hotels around the world (often with Mummy and Daddy) who pays for the room? Who pays for all the drinks, the breakfasts, the dinners? I assume Daddy but then I'm sure Leo must make some video from all her flogging/vlogging. Same could be said for all the first class flights everywhere. Still not sure what Markus does, other than help Mummy decide what to buy in Majorca!
 
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The 80s prom dress/nightmare pink negligee dress was so bad. And not even appropriate for being on the water. She probably got cold. Definitely embarrassing. The updo was at least better than what Alessio usually gives her.

Nikki is a couple years younger than Leo. Still in her 20s and it shows. Seems like a fun wedding. All of this wealth is fun to see and also kind of off-putting all at the same time.

It’s hard to imagine Leonora getting engaged and married at 23-24ish like she was supposed to. 25 is even still young. Usually when you get married young and to an older man, kids are on the horizon within a few years.
 
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I haven't watched Leo in months, but her vlog popped up on my feed. Good grief, as usual, she made everything about herself. I found it strange that she kept referring to Niki as her "bestie", yet if anyone's best friend was actually getting married, would you not be spending more time with them vice only seeing them during the rehearsal dinner?!? It was so weird. Additionally, Niki's reaction when drunken Leo shoved her camera in Niki's face declaring, "You are my bestie!" was awkward AF.

The 80s prom dress/nightmare pink negligee dress was so bad. And not even appropriate for being on the water. She probably got cold. Definitely embarrassing. The updo was at least better than what Alessio usually gives her.

Nikki is a couple years younger than Leo. Still in her 20s and it shows. Seems like a fun wedding. All of this wealth is fun to see and also kind of off-putting all at the same time.

It’s hard to imagine Leonora getting engaged and married at 23-24ish like she was supposed to. 25 is even still young. Usually when you get married young and to an older man, kids are on the horizon within a few years.
I agree 100% with the dress- it was awful. I used to watch because it was fun, but now, it's just become the "Leo Show" of "Look at me, look at me!" She has to be the center of attention.
 
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Maybe I'm old-fashioned but I would never, ever wear a dress like that at any event/place my father was at! It's so innapropriate. It's a date night dress if anything. But of course Leo loves attention!
 
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It's sensational. Everything is sensational all of the time.
Screeching in the airport, eye bleeping herself trying on the sunglasses, roaring at the Italian driver and talking pure tit on the drive to the hotel.
Daddy's reaction as she talks drivel from the minute she sits her a down for dinner, films all the menus, can't even stop talking whilst the food is being set down.
She goes on to tell everyone else to start eating as she carries on filming. How bloody pretentious and rude. Mummy really should have instilled manners into that squealing little pig.

Filming her outfit of the day in the boutique? Who even does that?

I won't even mention how she draws back from marcus almost vomitting as he slides in for a greasy kiss when handing her the pink handbag 🤣
She really does hate being married to him. She can't hide her distaste.

Looking at the girls on the boat, they all look far older than their 20s, their husbands and boyfriends look like they could be marks children though. How leo must dislike her grey chest haired husband when shes with all of the young Tim nice but dim chaps.

I would be fuming at someone turning my wedding weekend into their online vlog. Just live in the moment leo and put your bleeping camera away. It's not about you.
Even the photographers hired to shoot the event are going to have her in the background vlogging away instead of just enjoying her friends special wedding weekend.

What a time to be alive.
 
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Maybe I'm old-fashioned but I would never, ever wear a dress like that at any event/place my father was at! It's so innapropriate. It's a date night dress if anything. But of course Leo loves attention!
My thoughts exactly.

Leo is a histrionic narcissist. Any attention, good or bad, is what she craves. As weird as that dress was, it wasn’t even flattering. It made her breast implants look about a mile apart.
 
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Good god the actual wedding is even worse.
Screeching into everything, can't shut her mouth and just be present with the bride and bridesmaids.
Nikki barely engages with the shrill sing song voice behind her filming as they go down to have their makeup done.
Then nikki is in her wedding gown in the hallway and leo is still bleeping filming and eye bleeping herself! She can't even get a handle on nikkis train because shes so busy filming and talking tit.

She would be fuming if this was one of bridesmaids doing this on her wedding day.
 
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6 mins in to the wedding video and I think she's said the word insane 6 or 7 times already. Beyond annoying!!!!

6 more times since I posted this........."how insane does this make up look"? SHUT UP!

Meaning below:

Insane fundamentally means having a severely disordered state of mind or being unable to think in a normal, rational way. In modern English, it is most commonly used informally to describe something wildly foolish, highly impressive, or excessively extreme.
 
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On another note I really loathe this trend (no doubt inspired by social media) for weddings to be over planned with stationery, monograms, logos, gift bags, matching PJ's etc. It's just so naff and boring!!!
 
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Guys...watch her latest YT vid when she's telling us she's had an email from Charlotte Tilbury. I've NEVER seen such a ridiculous, over the top reaction in my life. She looks mentally ill actually. No sane person behaves like this and anyway she's been bloody dropping hints about CT for yonks, always using their products and flashing them on camera every 5 mins!
 
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She never shuts up. Even at a formal wedding. No etiquette or self-awareness.

When she threw herself at the guy sitting next to her at the wedding reception and “joked” it was the end of her and Mark…wow. My jaw hit the floor. Draping herself around him, inviting him on the dance floor later… Imagine if a man acted that way. She really is the worst.
 
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Does she never get bored of her life constantly revolving around what she's wearing, outfit planning, and opening yet another box of freebies etc. All she ever does is gush over MORE new clothes, MORE freebies from Jo Malone, more free make up. Yes, a few free things must be nice, but surely when it's never ending even that must get boring?! The constant dressing up, getting made up, posing and filming herself. I'd be sick to death of it after a few days!
 
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When you have everything literally handed to you, nothing truly stands out as special. It’s a blessing and a curse.

I appreciated how one of the American bridesmaids genuinely was aware of how magical the setting was. “We’re living in a dream.” Just another day, another country, another luxury resort for Leo. She doesn’t know what it is work for something, wait for something, or have a rare moment of astonishment. She’s jaded and spoiled.
 
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Shes a bloody bore.
Thoroughly entitled and self centred. You can see everyone around her do that slow breath when she starts her screaming and exaggerated stream of "its sensational" "insane" "obsessed"
They are sick of it and her, its painfully obvious to all except to her.

Watching her get ready for Ascot, what the duck was that awful outfit? She was like an extra from beetleguise.

Mummy really needs to sit her down and tell her how ridiculous and OTT she is.
 
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The black gloves look ridiculous, and I'm sure I said this last time she wore a similar get up - how the hell does she wash her hands?! It looks like they are stitched in. That is SO unhygienic and gross! (must pick up all sorts of things during a day).

Also, just seen a photo of the beautiful Princess of Wales at Ascot today. In a yellow dress she has worn 3 times before. If the future Queen can repeat outfits why does Leo need to get totally new outfits for every single day. She is so wasteful and OTT.
 
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She looks like she’s wearing a Halloween costume. The black lace overlay and stitched gloves (ew) is way too heavy for June. At least it’s unique but it looks off.
 
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