Leonora Smee #4 Rollers here, rollers there, why the blasted rollers everywhere?

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She's had to go to Majorca for a holiday to recover from Royal Ascot......:rolleyes:
 
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She had to go to Majorca to help to help unpack the giant container which had arrived from the Smee family's shopping spree in South Africa.
The main house, the cassata, the 'staff cassata (that's a new one!) are all going to be cluttered by the sheer amount of everything that they could not live without. The dinner service that Mark "gave" Leo for Valentine's will need shipped now to Henley. The sheer extravagance of their life is pitiful.
 
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How do you go from helping to plan someone’s engagement to not being invited to the wedding? Leo’s character is obvious. When she copied Alex’s engagement outfit, it became crystal clear just how much of an insecure cat she truly is. When is Alex’s wedding?

Imagine how much good in the world the Smees could do instead of spending so much resources on parking lot parties and overconsumption. Enough is never enough for the wicked Mother and the apple that didn’t fall far from the tainted tree.

Acting burnt out over constant shopping, vacations and social events which requires another holiday to your parents’ second home is so insulting to the rest of the world. And she wonders why people can’t stand to be around her.
 
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No wonder Alex didnt want her near the wedding. Imagine that screaming Harpie with her video crew and drone turning up.
 
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She’s been popping up on my IG feed recently and I’ve only just discovered this thread so could you let me know who Alex is please (so I can have a little look/nosey 👀).
Thank you
 
She’s been popping up on my IG feed recently and I’ve only just discovered this thread so could you let me know who Alex is please (so I can have a little look/nosey 👀).
Thank you
It's Alex Coll, a British influencer.Her content is fashion but be careful as she has a lot of horsey content too. Her & Ms Smee hung out a lot up until Alex's engagement but now there's just radio silence between them.
 
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This is just obscene. Imagine how much time, money and effort went into shipping these items from South Africa to Mallorca. You would think there were no shops in Spain. They could have chartered a private plane for less and just brought things from England. How she isn’t embarrassed by this constant level of spending is beyond my realm of comprehension. Usually when you have it, humility and discretion naturally follows.

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And it’s still weird as hell that her husband, who is 40 something and allegedly straight, helps her Mother decorate. In another country. All of the time.
 
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And it’s still weird as hell that her husband, who is 40 something and allegedly straight, helps her Mother decorate. In another country. All of the time.
I’ve said it in jest, but I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s something going on between Karen & Mark. Not saying there is, but he does seem to be around his MIL a lot more than you’d expect, given he’s got a screeching, over excited banshee noise making wife at home.
OT I'd love to know the real inside scoop...why Leo & Mark are married, as love/chemistry from both of them seems to be missing.
(did I miss something, allegedly straight)?
 
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He seems like he could go either way to me. And the connection with Karen is far more than Leo. She turned out the way she did bc of the type of Mother she has. I guarantee there is some Mother/Daughter competition between them and Karen’s possible “time” with Mark says a lot. They have enough money to hire a proper assistant with professional house managing and design experience. It’s not like this house is an hour away from the place in England. To have Mark flying away from Leonora opens so many questions. Leo is such a histrionic narcissist that I doubt her fidelity as well. She was delusionally begging David Beckham for an affair after she saw him at Daylesford. lol. She throws herself at any man who so much as is seated next to her at a wedding.
 
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Irrespective of the container full of household goods, Mark & Karen drove 45mins into Palma that same day to buy some glassware. They are both in loveless marriages and seek affection together which suits both Leo and Daddy but longer term, could be very messy.
 
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I'd be surprised if Mark wasn't on payroll tbh. Someone (inner circle) should write a book about this family. I'd read it. Leo with her fairytale (loveless) marriage, Karen earns a shopping buddy, whilst Roger prob has a few side pieces. All those meals they share together whilst the drinks are flowing.Talk about messy.
 
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They definitely want a coffee table style book for the house in Mallorca. If done properly, I’d buy that. The home in England is nice enough for its own book as well.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Mummy Smee wasn’t plotting to use all of these major decor purchases as tax write-offs under the guise of supplies for the book.
 
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I hope this was sent to her in PR or she used credits from a sponsor because $1900 for a tiny day dress is ridiculous. It’s a a yard of cotton.

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It seems like TikTok and maybe Instagram has made her completely insufferable. She puts on this persona for engagement but has become it. She was at least somewhat likeable when she first started YouTube. But between the Ozempic weight loss and the constant engagement on social media, her narcissism and mental disorders are being fed.
 
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She is SO in love with herself. I don't envy her or her life though, it must be very strange to be so narcissistic, shallow, over indulged and obsessed with appearance, wealth and status.
 
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