Am I reading this right, oysters for breakfast? I quite enjoy the things but for breakfast?? 
Leonora Smee #2 Oh my goodness me, still living at home & funded by Daddy Smee
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Here she is. The worldâs most in demand self proclaimed supermodel 
sheâs been manic with campaigns she says.
she also states you can wear espadrilles all year round! . Maybe you could but few would.
she goes on to say sheâs gutted shescived wasnât at badminton because she loves the badminton HC hospitality . Erm, they had a large stand, there. Was . No. Hospitality .
the screeching over a pair of loafers and panting is unreal.
itâs the HC loafers. Having tried these myself , what sheâs not telling us is that these run mega wide. So wide I couldnât buy them and Iâve never had that problem before . Maybe ms smee filled the shoe entirely and doesnât realise they are the widest shoes Iâve ever tried .
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She goes on and on how she canât believe sheâs sat there opening boxes of gifted items . Anyone who falls for this needs their head testing!. She is heading one way only. Reel the viewers in then bring her own line of whatever out and coin it in .
thatâs the plan. She doesnât care she is about to make a loss this year, last year or next. She has convinced herself it will all pay off on the long run and she will be some âboss womanâ with a top selling brand.
I canât see her plan working personally .
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How HORRENDOUS do the white trousers look? Omg ! SUCH a supermodel
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Sheâs going to need a miracle in her 40s. Sheâs turning into Karen at the rate of knots. Letâs not forget sheâs only 20s . The drinking is taking a huge toll
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She is SO QVC yelling at the audience to add it to the bag now because it will sell out .
I think she should move to Warrington near her showjumping friend and work for qvc instead . At least thatâs an income.
sheâs been manic with campaigns she says.she also states you can wear espadrilles all year round! . Maybe you could but few would.
she goes on to say sheâs gutted she
the screeching over a pair of loafers and panting is unreal.
itâs the HC loafers. Having tried these myself , what sheâs not telling us is that these run mega wide. So wide I couldnât buy them and Iâve never had that problem before . Maybe ms smee filled the shoe entirely and doesnât realise
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She goes on and on how she canât believe sheâs sat there opening boxes of gifted items . Anyone who falls for this needs their head testing!. She is heading one way only. Reel the viewers in then bring her own line of whatever out and coin it in .
thatâs the plan. She doesnât care she is about to make a loss this year, last year or next. She has convinced herself it will all pay off on the long run and she will be some âboss womanâ with a top selling brand.
I canât see her plan working personally .
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How HORRENDOUS do the white trousers look? Omg !
SUCH a supermodel ---
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Sheâs going to need a miracle in her 40s. Sheâs turning into Karen at the rate of knots. Letâs not forget sheâs only 20s . The drinking is taking a huge toll
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She is SO QVC yelling at the audience to add it to the bag now because it will sell out .
I think she should move to Warrington near her showjumping friend and work for qvc instead . At least thatâs an income.
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This episode was torture, the screeching and Leo, those horse bit loafers from Holland Cooper did not have impeccable stitching, far from it. The edge stitching that connects the cup on the upper on the right shoe was so poor it had caused puckering. Then off to a traditional English pub that serves French foodHere she is. The worldâs most in demand self proclaimed supermodel
she also states you can wear espadrilles all year round! . Maybe you could but few would.
she goes on to say sheâs gutted shescivedwasnât at badminton because she loves the badminton HC hospitality . Erm, they had a large stand, there. Was . No. Hospitality .
the screeching over a pair of loafers and panting is unreal.
itâs the HC loafers. Having tried these myself , what sheâs not telling us is that these run mega wide. So wide I couldnât buy them and Iâve never had that problem before . Maybe ms smee filled the shoe entirely and doesnât realise
At least, when she gets home, she won't have to change out of her clothes at bedtime.100% you had me giggling !.
I just checked the comments under the vlog. Lots of praise from her bizarre audience . Lots of comments saying similar that the dresses are like a Hollywood nightie. Plenty saying the dresses should be fully lined .
her forehead contour is as bad as her nose contour this time too.
she really has outdone herself tonight. Canât believe she shows us yet again how she does hercement makeup
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Sheâs off to the PUB in THAT half naked frock?! Hilarious
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She says it is âthe most incredible French restaurantâ. I attach a photo of the outside which she cunningly cut out of the vlog when she arrived. The restaurant is inside The Plough PUB
Why didnât they go to le Manoir for date night and his birthday treat?!
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It seems the food hygiene standards agency were as unimpressed as I am looking at the food safety standard (or lack of!) .
they were awarded a 1 star food safety standards rating in 2023 itâs a wonder Leo isnât in bed with food poisoning
pls see attached ! A real treat for Marcus. Yum de la scrum indeed . Cheers Leo
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The plough seems to be in a slightly dodgy area too looking at street view
I just checked the comments under the vlog. Lots of praise from her bizarre audience . Lots of comments saying similar that the dresses are like a Hollywood nightie. Plenty saying the dresses should be fully lined .
her forehead contour is as bad as her nose contour this time too.
she really has outdone herself tonight. Canât believe she shows us yet again how she does her
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Sheâs off to the PUB in THAT half naked frock?! Hilarious
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She says it is âthe most incredible French restaurantâ. I attach a photo of the outside which she cunningly cut out of the vlog when she arrived. The restaurant is inside The Plough PUB
Why didnât they go to le Manoir for date night and his birthday treat?!
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It seems the food hygiene standards agency were as unimpressed as I am looking at the food safety standard (or lack of!) .
they were awarded a 1 star food safety standards rating in 2023
itâs a wonder Leo isnât in bed with food poisoning pls see attached ! A real treat for Marcus. Yum de la scrum indeed . Cheers Leo
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The plough seems to be in a slightly dodgy area too looking at street view
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Oh look ! Vics new vlog. Sheâs doing the official Holland cooper new season photoshoot, at jades house, in jades pool, with jades makeup and hair team, with jades photographers who are used to shooting fashion and showing details .
quite the difference to ms smee and her hired rent a crowd consisting of a photographer who normally shoots horses
like her or not , Vic can be relied upon to make the clothes look good. No white beach trouser frights with Vic
quite the difference to ms smee and her hired rent a crowd consisting of a photographer who normally shoots horses
like her or not , Vic can be relied upon to make the clothes look good. No white beach trouser frights with Vic
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You would of thought with all of her staff someone could help her to spell Border correctly
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Man she is dumb.You would of thought with all of her staff someone could help her to spell Border correctly
I always think to myself, get out on your own, do your own thing! I grew up very lucky but worked hard to be independent. Then I realized she may have her limits intellectually and otherwiseâŚnot sure she would make it very far. Just counting that inheritance I suppose. But even w the homes etc doesnât Roger have a lot of kidsâŚand tax obligations. Iâm not caught up w her yet, thank you all for providing good coverage thus far. I knew the overly gushy was an act but I am disappointed in her for secretly being a mean girl. She is dumb and lives at home w her parents and layabout husband, her skill is limitedâŚshe should at least develop a personality and be kind to people!
She reminds me of a perpetual 5 year old girl, one that loves princess parties and tea and dress up and make believe and her parents indulge her because she is 5. I was like that when I was 5, but I was also kind because my parents demanded good manners. And she isnât 5. Leo, wake up, your husband is in his 40âsâŚtime to not be a 5 year old that wants to be a princess when she grows up.
Whoa! What the f kinda train wreck did i just watch? She is a bit manic, spews random, bizarre commentary and is just plain weird af. Those shoes and dresses were throwback 80âs awful. Toss âem in the bin. She also loves herself way too much. The makeup, the hair, the prancing and posing, so peculiar. She needs some sensible feedback from someone.
Then came the disturbingly awkward date night between a mismatched, odd couple who have zero chemistry.
The husband seems more like her pervy, creepy uncle.
Then came the disturbingly awkward date night between a mismatched, odd couple who have zero chemistry.
The husband seems more like her pervy, creepy uncle.
She is a bizarre , spoilt character for sure . She is stuck in mummyâs 80s decade. Nothing modern about her . Sheâs Karen mark 2
Lovely. The dress really looks amazing - in her head top model material right here .thinks sheâs a Miss world contender
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Sheâs changed a lot since her wedding , sheâs let herself go . I know a bit is normal but this is at a rate of knots . Sheâs SO young . Where do you go from here . Not good
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Especially with her ego !. Really rates herself and canât see how she now looks
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The wedding photos look 10-15 yrs ago the difference is so vast. Not what? 3 ish years ago. She acts up to the camera as if she still looks like she did on her wedding day.
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Sheâs oh so âlook at me arenât I stunningâ when really, she looks like Karenâs younger sister
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In the second photo Iâve attached notice how the skin towards her ear looks very pulled and stretched? Sheâs using face lift tape which attaches to a little string hidden in the hair and fixed at the back of her head
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I think she needs a different hairdo to disguise her fivehead
top model material right here .thinks sheâs a Miss world contender ---
Sheâs changed a lot since her wedding , sheâs let herself go . I know a bit is normal but this is at a rate of knots . Sheâs SO young . Where do you go from here . Not good
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Especially with her ego !. Really rates herself and canât see how she now looks
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The wedding photos look 10-15 yrs ago the difference is so vast. Not what? 3 ish years ago. She acts up to the camera as if she still looks like she did on her wedding day.
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Sheâs oh so âlook at me arenât I stunningâ when really, she looks like Karenâs younger sister
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In the second photo Iâve attached notice how the skin towards her ear looks very pulled and stretched? Sheâs using face lift tape which attaches to a little string hidden in the hair and fixed at the back of her head
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I think she needs a different hairdo to disguise her fivehead
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Sheâs super manic in tonight vlog. Seems very merry in parts.
So full of herself she cannot help but keep speaking over and interrupting constantly the rodial makeup artist
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Her nose tonight !
So full of herself she cannot help but keep speaking over and interrupting constantly the rodial makeup artist
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Her nose tonight !
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She needs to start being honest with hc as to her actual size
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Buy lilysilk - itâs super flattering !
sheâs not doing a lot of the clothes any favours lately imo
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She needs proper knickers so her expansive butt doesnât swallow up the skirt
sheâs not doing a lot of the clothes any favours lately imo
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She needs proper knickers so her expansive butt doesnât swallow up the skirt
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She needs a size up in this lilysilk frock as well itâs way too tight on the bust . Itâs just too girly for her curves
in tonightâs vlog she says âyou know how I donât drink muchâ and itâs not a joke, sheâs seriously telling people she doesnât drink much. Doesnât drink much what? Water?! She canât mean alcohol
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In tonightâs riveting vlog she teaches us how to make a drink from shop bought ginger cordial and water ! Thank goodness for ms smees instruction - where would I be without it
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She tells men to check their own prostrates and manually examine them for cancer - is that even possible ? Maybe a question I donât need an answer to yikes
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So apparently it is not possible for a man to check his own prostrate !
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sheâs copying Josie now wanting meet and greets/floral workshop maybe a Holland cooper styling event .
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Her boobs look low on the dress - why she doesnât wear underwear to shape and support I donât know
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The hair is looking white bleached and fragile
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Omg she informs us eating beans is making her âwindyâ Leo!! We donât need to know this !
in tonightâs vlog she says âyou know how I donât drink muchâ and itâs not a joke, sheâs seriously telling people she doesnât drink much. Doesnât drink much what? Water?! She canât mean alcohol
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In tonightâs riveting vlog she teaches us how to make a drink from shop bought ginger cordial and water ! Thank goodness for ms smees instruction - where would I be without it
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She tells men to check their own prostrates and manually examine them for cancer - is that even possible ? Maybe a question I donât need an answer to
yikes---
So apparently it is not possible for a man to check his own prostrate !
See attached âŚ
sheâs copying Josie now wanting meet and greets/floral workshop maybe a Holland cooper styling event .
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Her boobs look low on the dress - why she doesnât wear underwear to shape and support I donât know
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The hair is looking white bleached and fragile
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Omg she informs us eating beans is making her âwindyâ Leo!! We donât need to know this !
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I don't like the colour of her hair in those pics.She needs a size up in this lilysilk frock as well itâs way too tight on the bust . Itâs just too girly for her curves
in tonightâs vlog she says âyou know how I donât drink muchâ and itâs not a joke, sheâs seriously telling people she doesnât drink much. Doesnât drink much what? Water?! She canât mean alcohol
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In tonightâs riveting vlog she teaches us how to make a drink from shop bought ginger cordial and water ! Thank goodness for ms smees instruction - where would I be without it
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She tells men to check their own prostrates and manually examine them for cancer - is that even possible ? Maybe a question I donât need an answer to
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So apparently it is not possible for a man to check his own prostrate !
See attached âŚ
sheâs copying Josie now wanting meet and greets/floral workshop maybe a Holland cooper styling event .
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Her boobs look low on the dress - why she doesnât wear underwear to shape and support I donât know
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The hair is looking white bleached and fragile
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Omg she informs us eating beans is making her âwindyâ Leo!! We donât need to know this !
Imo, if you have platinum blonde hair (or a very light scandi blonde) , you have to have a FABULOUS haircut to pull it off and unfortunately, make up all day, everyday to pull off the look. Especially if you're an influencer. JMO.
Couldnât agree more. I donât know why she goes to alwasio. Mind you Karen took her there for her first haircut so thatâs why sheâs stuck with it. Same old and just like mummy Karen wanted .
it looks cheap (the colour) and dry.
with daddies money at her disposal Iâm surprised sheâs not getting her hair done in Duke of York sq Chelsea .
I wondered if she might be pregnant in the first pic but with drinking in the past few wks it must be bloating .
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How the beach pants look on the model Holland cooper have paid to model for their campaign.
I wonder how they would look on Leo if Leo asked hc for the next size up from what she squeezed into
it looks cheap (the colour) and dry.
with daddies money at her disposal Iâm surprised sheâs not getting her hair done in Duke of York sq Chelsea .
I wondered if she might be pregnant in the first pic but with drinking in the past few wks it must be bloating .
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How the beach pants look on the model Holland cooper have paid to model for their campaign
.I wonder how they would look on Leo if Leo asked hc for the next size up from what she squeezed into
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Anti-tourism protesters in Majorca vow 'this is just the start'
An estimated 15,000 locals joined the protest that snaked through the capital Palma and headed for Weyler Square, where holidaymakers were out in force for dinner and drinks
Majorca like canaries is experiencing anti tourism âcampaignsâ . They donât want the British people there (Iâm British and can see why in a fair few cases). I wonder if Santanyi (where Leoâs parents bought the 8.2M ÂŁ house) will be affected .
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Apparently the Brits drink too much
well definitely in Leoâs case and her family are the same .Donât know why sheâs cheers to this - she bought most of her followers at the rate of 1,000 every weds when last did my research
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Would have been way more interesting if she showed how to make cordial, that Iâd want to see!She needs a size up in this lilysilk frock as well itâs way too tight on the bust . Itâs just too girly for her curves
in tonightâs vlog she says âyou know how I donât drink muchâ and itâs not a joke, sheâs seriously telling people she doesnât drink much. Doesnât drink much what? Water?! She canât mean alcohol
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In tonightâs riveting vlog she teaches us how to make a drink from shop bought ginger cordial and water ! Thank goodness for ms smees instruction - where would I be without it
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She tells men to check their own prostrates and manually examine them for cancer - is that even possible ? Maybe a question I donât need an answer to
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So apparently it is not possible for a man to check his own prostrate !
See attached âŚ
sheâs copying Josie now wanting meet and greets/floral workshop maybe a Holland cooper styling event .
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Her boobs look low on the dress - why she doesnât wear underwear to shape and support I donât know
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The hair is looking white bleached and fragile
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Omg she informs us eating beans is making her âwindyâ Leo!! We donât need to know this !
Iâm surprised she doesnât seem to have elderflower bushes at home.
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The same ginger cordial recipe was posted last year by her too
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I thought she was in river island . Itâs Suzannah! . She has same hair, same makeup and same posing. Sheâs thrown on a series of dresses and shot them one after the other. Results are she looks the same in her posts . Stupid to not change things up more .
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Itâs an inexpensive looking , cotton dress with espadrilles , yet she has to go for max Hollywood glamour hair and drag makeup .
she never does anything natural looking . Everything is over the top about her .
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The same ginger cordial recipe was posted last year by her too
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I thought she was in river island . Itâs Suzannah! . She has same hair, same makeup and same posing. Sheâs thrown on a series of dresses and shot them one after the other. Results are she looks the same in her posts . Stupid to not change things up more .
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Itâs an inexpensive looking , cotton dress with espadrilles , yet she has to go for max Hollywood glamour hair and drag makeup .
she never does anything natural looking . Everything is over the top about her .
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