Leonora Smee #2 Oh my goodness me, still living at home & funded by Daddy Smee

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I noticed how greedy and demanding Leo was at the hat shop. She wanted bespoke, in a multitude of colours so it goes with a lot of outfits in the future, sticky out feathers AND flowers . It’s a good job Leo’s not designing her own hat, it would be a right mess
 
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Soooo much wasted time again in last night vlog.

time lapsed long periods of her driving around the lanes, marlow, Henley, her exercising at Pilates , getting hair blow dried , her washing her makeup brushes, yet another video of the coffee dripping … now packing makeup for majorca

YAWNFEST !
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Good grief! She’s admitting she has to get up at 4am before a shoot so her face has time to de puff 😂

and she’s admitted the owner of (Tivon?) fine jewellery told her she looks like a beached manatee 😂 pics attached of manatees.

Can’t believe she will get on a flight in rollers. It’s like certain Liverpool girls who walk around Liverpool all day long on a Saturday in rollers because they are going out that night! It’s behaviour we laugh at in Cheshire .
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Why would someone tell a woman they look like a beached manatee ? Even if it was a joke ? That's pretty tacky and cruel.
 
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Well let’s see if she’s advertising Tivon again 😂

he’s certainly brave when he’s known her a long time and put her on the covers of his brochures/used her heavily for marketing .

it’s also indiscreet for her to blab about it to her audience imo if she intends to carry on promoting them .

might be why she’s borrowed some boodles from her friends “the Wainwrights”
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I think it’s VERY convenient how Leo planned Majorca during badminton horse trials .

it’s a good excuse to not be asked to be on the Holland cooper stand all day with a portion of chips in a polystyrene tray and no where to sit (how hc treated influencers at the game fair last year)
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Let’s see if she’s at Burghley or the game fair . I go to them all so might see you there Leo 😂
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I’m surprised she didn’t bother going to royal Windsor horse show and showing some support to the show and riders. She doesn’t go to anything horsey left to her own devices other than two of the nicest race meetings which are just an excuse to spend a fortune on an outfit and get legless !.

Windsor is such a lovely show to attend and she’s SO local to it
 
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Playing at being a model on daddy’s dollar!. What’s happened to klaudia ?! Life through a lens who normally photograghs horses has been taken there 😂
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There can’t be any profit by the time she’s paid all the hangars on.
 

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I truly am baffled how she makes any money at all.

Are those two girls who work for her full time?

Then all the people she's taking to Mallorca, it's madness.

Influencers with hundreds of thousands more followers don't have 'staff' like she does.

Also not Mark moaning about the boring food he gets served up by Leo and then escorting her to Waitrose to ensure she ups her game in the kitchen! 🤣
 
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He’s got a nerve !.

he eats very well as I’m sure we would all agree . He’s kept in style from his clothes , food, holidays , cars, home , days out , meals out .. he won the lotto by association

he doesn’t ever cook so it’s his fault imo . It’s one thing if the man’s the main breadwinner but he’s got his cake and is eating it !. She’s doing the cooking , the staff are cleaning whilst daddy smee is signing the cheques for the bills .

I think it would have been in her best interests if she had of met someone who was earning good money who would whisk her out of the nest and out of her comfort zone to stand on her own two feet.
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I think Leo’s approach to her hobby career is similar to Charlie who does up strawtop cottages. The costs spiral out of control and far exceed what they ever should .

i don’t think it will grow her anymore by having excessive expenses like she has. She has made it an easy life because all she does is drive to London (am surprised this isn’t delegated to Anna !) and pose for photos /videos . she’s a one trick pony who is older than her years . I’m unsure how much appetite there is commercially for her . I doubt there’s much.

her accounts will be interesting , I think due later this year .

she’s throwing daddy’s good money after bad. She needs to put a business head on and rein things in. She’s squandering any possible profit
 
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Another day another ridiculous shoot for daddy to pay for . Shooting for vogue, cough , I mean her own ego trip instagram, we see Leonora don more floral frocks and strutting her stuff around the camera .

Anna is being used as a photographers assistant having to hold the light reflector.

She’s even had to climb in the pool to hold it . The lengths they go to to make ms smee look as good as possible.

Strangely Anna has left her nude coloured bra on under her swimsuit in the pool 😂

Heidi Klein underwired swimsuits Anna - they hold it all in, I promise !

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Amazing how she booked herself to Mallorca the same time badminton horse trials is on . Didn’t fancy another day on the HC stand Leo?!
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Models normally get paid a tidy sum Leo and companies are happy to provide a good backdrop /photogragher / makeup/hair

Whereas ms smee pays them herself from daddy’s dollar.

Melissa Odabash takes her models to new places each shoot - Mallorca will soon be same old thing by the time next summer comes . This lazy shooting around the home will all look the same .
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Same old poses, same “model”, same old backgrounds,
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Two people holding extra lights and reflectors .. how much help does she need?!

Who’s the gal with green hair ?
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Another day another ridiculous shoot for daddy to pay for . Shooting for vogue, cough , I mean her own ego trip instagram, we see Leonora don more floral frocks and strutting her stuff around the camera .

Anna is being used as a photographers assistant having to hold the light reflector.

She’s even had to climb in the pool to hold it . The lengths they go to to make ms smee look as good as possible.

Strangely Anna has left her nude coloured bra on under her swimsuit in the pool 😂

Heidi Klein underwired swimsuits Anna - they hold it all in, I promise !

Photos attached

Amazing how she booked herself to Mallorca the same time badminton horse trials is on . Didn’t fancy another day on the HC stand Leo?!
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Models normally get paid a tidy sum Leo and companies are happy to provide a good backdrop /photogragher / makeup/hair

Whereas ms smee pays them herself from daddy’s dollar.

Melissa Odabash takes her models to new places each shoot - Mallorca will soon be same old thing by the time next summer comes . This lazy shooting around the home will all look the same .
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Same old poses, same “model”, same old backgrounds,
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Two people holding extra lights and reflectors .. how much help does she need?!

Who’s the gal with green hair ?
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Ngl, the curls age her so much. Make her look quite 'homely'.
Why are these girls so stuck on the (childish) curls all the time.
A sleek lob ala Alex Coll hint hint, maybe even a dirty blonde colour, something anything, just change it up. A part of jeans maybe ...

I would love to put Leonora with the young (slightly rough - I'm being polite) influencer crowd ... Saffron Barker / Anastasia Kingsnorth / Misha Grimes et al. They are all around the same age but so chavvy, it would be a good shock to her system and loosen her up a bit 🤭 😂
Two worlds collide. 🤭 A great social experiment.
That would make a fun vlog 😂😂😂
 
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Ahh poor Marcus is bored of the same food they eat, well how about you jump in the RR and go to the supermarket and choose something you would like to eat! Leonora enjoyed going food shopping with Marcus as she always goes on her own, why, what's he doing thats too busy to help his wife do the shop?
 
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Ahh poor Marcus is bored of the same food they eat, well how about you jump in the RR and go to the supermarket and choose something you would like to eat! Leonora enjoyed going food shopping with Marcus as she always goes on her own, why, what's he doing thats too busy to help his wife do the shop?
I agree.

I think the mother has had a traditional marriage and Leonora is doing the same . The food is the woman’s department in their world , whether that’s cooking it yourself, having the housekeepers prep it and you oven it later yourself or whether it’s arranging chefs to come to the house for the catering of a dinner party, in the smee household it’s the woman’s job to arrange food on the table .

Yet mark is failing to be a traditional husband . He hasn’t bought the house, he doesn’t work a career or his own successful business .

The childcare will be the same. All the woman’s job whether that’s arranging professional help or doing it themselves . It’s all going to fall on the woman to make sure childcare is sorted one way or another .
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Ahh poor Marcus is bored of the same food they eat, well how about you jump in the RR and go to the supermarket and choose something you would like to eat! Leonora enjoyed going food shopping with Marcus as she always goes on her own, why, what's he doing thats too busy to help his wife do the shop?
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Also feel like alessio the hairdresser took his training in the 80s or 70s and hasn’t updated his ideas/skills since . She’s got the most 80s dynasty hair ever! Very ageing
 
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As much as I’ve said she should find herself a man with career, I think bearing in mind what a diva princess she is, she would find it really hard to find a man of his own means who would happily put up with her.

Men with money want things more their own way in my vast experience 😂. She’s the same and I think she would die a spinster if she had to actually find a decent , career driven man to marry .

If I see her coffee machine which is same model as mine one more time I’ll scream !.

Lots of the usual wasted time in todays vlog
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She’s staying in the “master suite “ of the mallorcan house because the team are all there in their quarters …

😂 that term has been discussed in other threads and I’d imagine will raise some criticism
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Last time Leonora “loves the sausages more than anything in the world” this vlog it’s “I love my mummy more than anything in the world” which is it ? She’s SO fake and insincere

When do we ever hear her say she loves mark more than anything ? …… yep , never
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Eek! Leo states deodorant is one of the biggest causes of breast cancer

Whilst imo it blocks things up which blocks the lymphatic underarm area a bit , meaning toxins don’t drain the same , it is a HUGE statement she has made.

It’s a joke when imo it’s alcohol which causes most cancer.

She’s linking to a natural deodorant.

To me, this just isn’t ethical selling or medical advice . So much research would need to be done to back up what smee says . I don’t personally feel it is the cause of most breast cancers. Some maybe. Not most . She is becoming dangerous .
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Keep knocking back the champers, the g&ts , the rose and all the other numerous alcoholic drinks Leo - and see how you go on with cancer as you age.

She is genetically of higher risk and her drinking habits which she PRoMOTES (who was that company last year lillibet or similar she promoted which was alcohol) . She swigs down the alcohol like no one else I’ve seen. See how it serves you as you age Leo is all I can say .
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From the sounds of it the mother has blamed her cancer on traditional deodorant . Fact is she will never know what’s caused it and lots are genetic .
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If the look on marks face is anything to go by at the end of the vlog, he doesn’t look happy to be sharing his mallorcan wifey holiday with her plus the team all sat around the dinner table .

Always a price to pay mark !. You are but an accessory to ms smee.
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So I’ve just googled deodorant and breast cancer and I have failed to find any report which states it causes cancer . Nothing . Yes traces of deodorant are found in some tumours but it’s not what is causing the cancer . They probably find traces of body lotion and lots of other things in those tumours too .
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Scaremongering to earn more dollar whilst guzzling alcohol. Hypocrite at her finest .
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Scaremongering to earn more dollar whilst guzzling alcohol. Hypocrite at her finest .
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Meanwhile pls see attached they say alcohol is proven to cause 10% of breast cancer and even drinking a small amount can increase the risk
 

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Yes, that's what I thought too, if she was so worried about cancer, her first concern should be her alcohol intake
 
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A while back we discussed Leo’s sudden hair thickness and length . Alessio offers micro extensions - they are almost undetectable, that’s what I think she has . Even though she categorically denied it, I’m not buying it for one second
 
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I hope Leo is not making drinking alcohol / getting drunk "Ooooh what fun I'm having ..." a personality trait as Lydia Millen has done in her vlogs.
 
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I think it’s firmly ingrained into her . The parents are the same . The dad’s red face suggests so and we see Karen knocking it back.

When she hits 40s she will really start showing the effects and feeling them too. So difficult to lose weight at that age with alcohol turning to sugar and affecting the blood .
 
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She’s having a glass of rose “to celebrate the end of the day”. Any old excuse Leo , knock it back, here’s to good health !
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Total borefest tonight. Had to skip thru . Her and “her team” have a wine walk around the garden . They stumble upon some structure she doesn’t know what it is . Looks like an oblesk to me /or a grave. Anna and Leo tread all over whatever it is so let’s hope it’s not a grave !. All of them big glasses of wine in hand
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Now she’s cooking dinner and there’s another glass of wine in hand - she says she’s “having a few glasses of rose whilst cooking “.. yes we can see Leo ! She’s the female Floyd , cooking and drinking
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Now she’s cooking dinner and there’s another glass of wine in hand - she says she’s “having a few glasses of rose whilst cooking “.. yes we can see Leo ! She’s the female Floyd , cooking and drinking
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Mummy smee has had a le creuset spending spree (no matter how much Leo tries to insinuate it’s gifted, I’m not buying it )
 

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I definitely think the cookware was gifted, it does not fit in with Karen's yellow theme and the cafetiere is not to their taste at all. Matching coffee pots are not de rigueur !!
 
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