Lauryn Goodman and sisters #79 Annie’s a looker Lauryn’s a hooker

[simmyonfleek]

This is actually deceiving people
She did not find out at 20 Weeks
We all read this in black and white
I’m SO disgusted

20 weeks my ass I bet she was pissing on a stick before she even pulled her knickers back up

 

[catchingup2021]

So are you making him coffee and forgetting the pods or is he running a campaign against you? Which one is it hun?

 

[Blondetech]

Good vibes only guys

Disgusting.
She is determined to turn her son into a laughing stock
Also , a lunatic on here told her to get and take her kids to the beach rather then stay in and write the bastard blog !!!
Good girl Lauryn , doing as your told

 

[Catherineord]

I dunno on what planet that is "cute" you look like a man Loz fuck off

 

[lola2505]

Honestly if she is not going to the wedding she should stay away and let Chloe have her day! That’s just really gross trying to ruin your sisters day you might be not speaking now but imagine in 20 years when everyone is friends again and you are always the sister who ruined the others sisters wedding

 

[Kl111966]

Remember when Lauryn was putting out all the pap shots from Dubai despite being there months earlier?
I’ve just realised why.. there was a daily steam of them lasting a good 5-7 days and it was the same week that Kyle and Annie had travelled to Portugal for Bernardo’s wedding. According to papabear, Kinara was born that week. She must have been absolutely seething seeing the pics of Kyle and Annie so sold those pics out of anger.
Every single thing she does comes from a place of ugly, contrived, bitterness.
Loving relationship but your “baby daddy” was in Portugal with his wife and friends within days of you giving birth?

I’ve said this all along that baby was born the last weekend in June 23rd to 25th. She went unusually quiet then, nothing for a week.
Bernardo got married the week after, 1st July and loads of pics of Annie and Kyle were out so she started selling a flurry of holiday pics that we all knew were old.
Then hid the fact she’d had that baby until August…strange
She had on her story the other day that she was organising Konkettes 1st birthday and involving giro in the decision making so it’s definitely round the corner.
How utterly embarrassing and tragic to state you were in a long lasting intimate and loving relationship but gave birth alone twice without a partner to hold your hand

 

[SeptemberCatLady]

Just screenshot that and RAN here!

She couldn’t lie straight in bed. Preying on women who are desperate for children is so fucking low. Absolute scumbag.

Miracle child…..cause he pays your bills loz

 

[Mysteryy]

That article was comedy gold for all the wrong reasons. Iranian mother was my favourite, closely followed by Lauren's ability to father children. She really is a jack of all trades these days.

I do think they've fallen out, only because of her not being anywhere near the birthday parties of Chloes kids and MJ calling people out for saying Kairo wasn't there or invited. I'm also ridiculously naive though and thought Kyle would never have gone back there for a second time!

 

[SeptemberCatLady]

Fuckin hell loz no one gives a shit that you may or may not have made Kyle a coffee. We also don’t give a fuck how he takes it.

After finding out you were preggo again he probably would have asked for it with a heavy splash of arsenic.

 

[Bettie]

It does make you wonder though.. do they do these types of parties for the kids or is it more about showing it off on the gram!

It did look like a fantastic party though.

Chloe is clearly a shit mother who doesn’t love her kid as she only had 11 contractors at Isla’s party (yes, I counted) and Lauren had 14.
Plus Chloe poisoned them with chemicals like Fruit Shoots and cake and waffles etc and Lauren had veg sticks.
Poor Isla

 

[spilllltheteeee]

What truth?
A married man is off limits end off
If hes married its not a relationship its an affair end off doesnt matter what hes telling u anyone with self respect would make him end it with his wife before starting a realtionship
Like someone worked out yest him and annie were at a wedding while she was giving birth im just so confused as to how this is a loving inimate relationship? Its the time u need ur man the most labour birth and after but he was with his wife?
Cmon lauren

 

[Lucymyers]

Wonder what suncream it was she used on diego here?

 

[Mabel_20]

For the blocked

 

[Pointandlaugh89]

Daddy's at home with his wife and children, kairo if only your nasty slag of a mum had found a single guy you would've had a daddy but yes everything she does is for you and sister She's disgusting, the obsession lies with her not her 4 year old who's head she is filling with shit to try and force Kyle to be involved. She's so obvious. The cunt needs therapy!!!
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That closer article is infuriating. Like annies just to accept infidelity and 2 illegitmate children. If it wasn't so infuriating it would be funny. In your dreams lauryn you freak!!!

 

[Lizzy 93]

Lauren when you were driving to London for a shag, were your kids with you then ?

I’ll wait
Whore

 

[giogio]

Here she goes again with her electric blinds & disgruntled that her Miracle Boy is singing, inaudible
Likkle Gurl poorly again how’s the smart cells working for you Proz? just give her calpol you twat!

Legs like Kairo? Every fucking baby can crawl and get up the stairs if they’ve got legs, if they don’t have legs fair enough, what planet is she on the Nob ed

 

[FoxyBingo]

He's not a good dad. He's a self centred prick who impregnated a trollop not once, but twice.
I really hope for Kairo's sake that these bizarre screenshots are just to provoke Kyle, and that she doesn't actually say these things to that poor boy.

Either way, she's a batshit bunny boiler, and im astounded that she is STILL going on.

 

[Lizzy 93]

Lauren you’re a benefit cheat
Seckle down b

Kyle Walker’s family’s shock confession: ‘We support Lauryn Goodman’

Despite the ongoing war between Annie Kilner and Lauryn Goodman, Kyle Walker's inner circle want the two families to come together and support him during the Euros. Read more on Closer.

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Surely not
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She is an absolute moron

the same family that asked Kyle how he managed to keep it a secret ?
Yeh sure
Why don’t they meet her before ?
Lauren fuck off mate

 

[Disneygirl89]

Would Kyle’s family sell a story when they seemingly haven’t done so far throughout this whole saga? Would they really use such phrases which would clearly hurt Annie? Would they do that knowing that by saying such things there could be a chance that K&A would fall out with them meaning that they may no longer see the 4 kids they’ve been a part of their lives for consistently? NO OF COURSE NOT. Your side of the street is becoming filthier by the day Miss Goodman. Let’s see if the story gets retracted when Rachel Monk is up and active…

Exactly saying that about 'finally having a girl' is such a slap in the face to the boys, his actual legitimate children. I'd be raging and wouldn't speak to any of them if this is true.
It's a vile article and ridiculous.

 

[Jolie1988]

Chloes got a bit of a cheek gurning about an article she doesn't like when she's been peddling papwalks when it suits her.

See if her and lauryn kept their traps and legs shut maybe there wouldn't be so many stories about them that are negative