I don’t understand the Spanish. Is this another dig? I could understand if it was her mothers tongue, but it’s not? Teach the child English, so you can understand him? Div
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I just think it's just cos she is a nutjob in the same vein as Ellariaaaa Hilary Baldwin, desperate to be seen as something exotic, when you're just plain old Lauryn from a Brighton box room, benefit fraudster single parent after a one night stand with someone else's man.
Now she's recruited her wee aspiring blue tick minion lala to help her look even more of a wally. That boy is going to be so confused when he goes to school
Find it absolutely bizarre this whole Spanish thing .. he can barely speak his own language but is fluent in Spanish and insisting he is READING a Spanish book at 2 years old. My two year old has a very broad vocabulary and is extremely advanced in talking for their age (has two older siblings) but she cannot read , or speak other languages of her own accord. He speaks so much jibberish in english. Really quite bewildered at this Spanish stuff .. Jesus god help the school he goes too
Think she needs to teach him to speak english properly first before anything else 
Surprised she’s not saying he can speak Arabic with all the thirsty Dubai escorting trips she’s been on… not an escort? Okkkuurrrrr Laureeen 
She’s so embarrassingShe really is thick and its not even an act how transparent she is, I cringe for her with every post, how you say in español 
ella es tan vergonzosa. Teach him that loz hun cos you make a fool of that wee boy on the daily 
ella es tan vergonzosa. Teach him that loz hun cos you make a fool of that wee boy on the daily Shes posing in a 2.5 k fendi coat now lollll. Really thinks shes a wag...more like a chav
Who bought him a Spanish book in the first place?
Why can’t she see that it just seems so weird and makes no sense to a non nutjob. Children learn to speak by what they hear, so if she is not saying those words to him then that leads me to believe that the poor kid is being left on YouTube for hours on end watching Spanish language songs.
Why can’t she see that it just seems so weird and makes no sense to a non nutjob. Children learn to speak by what they hear, so if she is not saying those words to him then that leads me to believe that the poor kid is being left on YouTube for hours on end watching Spanish language songs.
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She tries to make out king kairo is the smartest kid ever made (highly doubtful when both his parents are very thick!!!). No wonder Chloe distances from her, she probably tries to make everything into a competition and out do Isla. Bet she was fuming when she found out Chloe was having a boy and Kairo wasn’t going to be the only boy in the family anymore.
He was speaking normal toddler gibberish that sounding like “Gakum” more than anything but Lozza thinks that he’s soooo smart and bilingual that he must be saying “Caiman” which sounds nothing like what he was saying ??
He didn’t even know what his saying let alone Spanish
The Spanish thing is cringe. She doesn’t know what it means so where did he learn the word? Then someone messages saying it’s a word and suddenly she’s googled it. Why not just Google it in the first place. Cause you can’t share a message from your burner phone?
the kid is going to look like joey from friends when he’s at school, convinced he’s speaking another language and it’s just gobbledygook
the kid is going to look like joey from friends when he’s at school, convinced he’s speaking another language and it’s just gobbledygook
She is crazy
I’m late to the party as I lost the new thread but let’s face it the only receipts she has is for the designer gear she’s bought with Kyle’s money and I’m convinced half of that gets sent back after she’s posed it in. She’s so embarrassing herself but even worse she’s embarrassing her son!
Tenner bet she’s got Annie’s insta up m,’look Cairo-cruella’
Politely no. I’m surprised you know the word polite, considering your anything but.
Could you politely not swindle the tax payer or shag another woman’s man.
We’re here to enjoy the beg after beg of attention.
oh look I spent time with a footballer, oh look my sisters footballer boyfriends team won something. Oh look
you could block us all but then what?!
Also the reason she can see us all if because most of her 100k follows don’t view her stories! Can you see how many people like her posts or can just she see that?
The Spanish is embarrassing! He’s a toddler let him be a child! I bet Kyles other kids speak another language! - it’s got to be linked to him somehow!
Yea I wondered if RRR spoke spanish and she was copying. Like ive said before his speech for his age is v poor so she needs to be speaking with her health vis for advice
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