Lauryn Goodman #15 Kyle Walker Took Me To Court & Told The Judge I’m An Expensive Escort 🐷🥧

[PenelopeStraw]

Next thread suggestion: still on the dole, won't shut her cakehole, begging to be on the Walker bankroll & Jonathan es español.

 

[catchingup2021]

Kyle Walker, Man City and England star, plays football and travels twice a week, trains 6 days a week, married with three children, uses his limited spare time to set up fake accounts to spy on a washed up lunatic. Of course he does.

 

[Jellybean093]

Kairoon will tell her hes a genius you know

mamá, esa es la temperatura ambiente

 

[Belleboo]

Can you imagine being Annie and through no fault of your own being tied to this idiot for all eternity? Yes she took Kyle back but she has loved him for years and he is the father of her children she isn’t some WAG wannabe just clinging on to him for ‘the lifestyle’.
Lauryn seems to think the world owes her something, the sense of entitlement is unbelievable, I really hope she get’s the absolute bare minimum and the rest is put in a trust fund for Kairo when he’s older, she’s just vile!
Poor Annie, literally all she’s done is forgive her partner and tried to keep her family together and she gets this level of abuse from someone who isn’t fit to lick her boots!

 

[Lizzy 93]

Recap:
Begman’s Month

• Kylow wants to play football with the big boys
• Heidi is overweight
• Carron Julie’s carpet is fucked
• Lauryn saved a baby whilst in £1500 Moncler coat
• Lauryns birthday came… Lauryn’s birthday went… a bit like Kyle Walker
• Not a single soul wished her HBD
• Birthday spent in London no doubt on the hunt for a footballer
• Her ‘friend’ came to her defence in her comments telling folk on Tattle that friends don’t always follow each other on social media ( we called them out)..Only for them to then follow each other
• Lauryn is still a campaigner and her dms and legs are always open x
• Kairos been sent more products to drown his ‘curls’
• Lauryn has a new day one, a has been ‘footballer’

My personal favourite of the month tho was Lauryn having a meltdown after court and bringing the pure tat to insta stories, I love her shit shows and she said “ Kairo has my strength, Good luck is all I can say, Kairo has a strong mind already”

Poor Kyle Kilner has had to up his security to protect him from a bilingual 2 year old

Emoji(s) of the month would have to be

The thread needed serious CPR and our Lauryn came through
Word of the month: eeeediiaaat

Previous Thread:
https://tattle.life/threads/lauryn-...-still-cant-shake-their-psycho-stalker.26092/

 

[Lizzy 93]

Is she thick as shit???????
He’s not asking YOUUUUU for money he can go out 7 fukin nights lauryn his networth is 30 Million
Your networth is bankruptcy
Now go scrub your carpet you psycho

 

[Matterbaby]

NEW POST: Like and comment on this post if you’re Team Annie. Replying to comments………


Also can we start a petition to get her removed from social media hahahaha

 

[Jolie1988]

Her most recent story of a message she has sent to herself that Annie is jealous of her , omg best laugh yet , what exactly is Annie jealous of? Your boxroom? Your manky nails? That you've nae pals? Aye I bet Annie is sitting in her plush large mansion wishing she was you oh my god she becomes more and more of a fanny every day

I know Annie is jealous that lauryn has the face of a slapped wellie ah, knew I would work it out

 

[Lizzy 93]

No one:
Absolutely No One:
Not even Satan:
Laureen: Giro just loves reggae music and it blows my mind because I have never played it to him; but now he demands I play it
Wonder where he got that from… xx

#CooCoo
#AbsolutelyBonkers
#SendHerHelp

 

[Lucymyers]

She has definitely posted that tonight and sat and messaged herself from all her different personalities, she is so blinded with rage at her jealousy towards Annie it's killing her, she will never have a happy life and it fucking serves her right she is rotten to the core and to copy Sian, almost feel like the kilners and walkers need protection from her, she really is crazy, worrying that she is in charge of a minor

Agree shes jealous to death of annie. For numerous reasons. She will hate that sian and annie are so close whereas her sisters think shes a total embarassment

 

[sadstateofaffairs]

Rolling around laughing at that message about Annie, “money can’t buy class” fuck off you wet wipe you’re sending this in support of a known benefit cheat, convicted criminal who shags other folks men! & you want to talk about class get the fuck out of here

EDIT - Thought I’d throw in a few obscenities just to show my classy side you know

 

[Lakanda]

Heyyy
Long time lurker over here so after her epic rant of last couple of days I just couldn’t hold it in anymore and had to message her these screenshots about seeking help…safe to say I got BLOCKED but was satisfying enough knowing she seen it! Keep up the good work ladies

 

[lanark91]

I’ve just gone back and had a good laugh at the football boots post. I actually can’t believe she posted that Kyle is publicly humiliating Kairo…. This coming from the woman who names Kyle as his father, alludes to Kairo being a girl constantly dressing him in purple ( never seen him in purple since ), telling everyone he was called junior, posting screen shots of her leaps app purposefully putting ‘ Kyle walker junior ‘ at the top, constantly dressing her son in football tops that say walker on the back for attention, CONSTANTLY posting digs about her son being a womaniser like his dad… the list could go on… yet Kyle is the one humiliating him…

 

[CheshireTea]

If Annie is reading this thread, please can you drop us some bombshells along the same lines as ‘p.s. it’s a boy’

 

[Snoopysnoop123]

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I can’t stand the fact she posts screenshots about Annie & Kyles three boys. Yes she doesn’t name them but they are nothing to do with you Lauryn and those three boys are just as innocent as Kairo. My god if I was Annie and she was posting in regards to my kids naming or not i’d lose it. They choose to keep their kids off social media for a reason.

 

[Miamia1]

I feel for Annie. I mean she has no control over anything Kyle does or else he wouldn’t have cheated multiple times!! But honestly how could Kyle be involved in this little boys life? IMAGINE the constant drama she would cause. She absolutely would not cope with it unless Kyle was coming to her mums box room to see Kairo. No way on this earth would she let him have any decent relationship that didn’t involve her - I think Kyle has been left with an impossible decision and he has chosen to try and safeguard his other 3 children because he knows she is a lunatic. Really sad for Kairo but it’s his mum to blame!

 

[kj135]

My side of the street is clean…..is she for real!! Has she seen that state of her house!

 

[mammaK29]

Oh here we go again strap in it’s gonna be a beggy ride what’s amusing to me is she LOVES to share the messages where her cronies are blaming Annie for Kyles actions. She’s so not bothered about Kyle apparently and hates how he’s treat Kairo yet jumps at any opportunity to blame his wife for the way he behaves ‍ you’d think coming from a very woman heavy family she’d know better than to hold a woman accountable for a FULLY GROWN MANS ACTIONS. I’m sorry but unless Annie has a gun to Kyles head literally forcing him about his daily life then really he has plenty of say in who he sees and what he does doesn’t he 🥸

 

[Matterbaby]

Her lifestyle is wearing designer brands, eating in fancy restaurants etc… the judge will be asking her why the need for all these luxurious things and Kyles money. If she can afford all those things, surely she would be alright as a single mum. They will ask why she hasn’t got a job, asking her to take every step in assuring she can take care of Kairo on her own. Lauryn hasn’t got a leg to stand on. Her Dad is apparently rich, he’s Kairos Grandad. All these factors will be questioned and looked at. Is she struggling? Is she trying her absolute best for Kairo? Why should Kyle fund her lifestyle because Lauryn can’t let go of what she used to have? Everyone has to sacrifice things in life. She doesn’t need a £1,500 coat, that could be put towards rent, food, bills, anything. There are people with children who work multiple jobs, long hours and still can’t go on a holiday or get a bigger house. And she expects everything handed to her on a silver plate all because she got pregnant by Kyle Walker, England and Man City player.

 

[Jellybean093]

I'm sure she is trying to imply something when he has that book and says something when he points at the witch, sounds like it begins with 'a' she's bringing that wee boy up making him think it's OK to be hateful just like her

I thought he said mama

She’s just posted this

Nooooooo!!!! Baby daddy though SPERM DONOR. He doesn’t want to be associated with you! Can you call him a baby daddy if he isn’t involved? If he doesn’t want to be daddy?

Oh, this is all so cringe and I am here for it