Lauryn Goodman #15 Kyle Walker Took Me To Court & Told The Judge I’m An Expensive Escort 🐷🥧

[Lizzy 93]

Recap:
Begman’s Month

• Kylow wants to play football with the big boys
• Heidi is overweight
• Carron Julie’s carpet is fucked
• Lauryn saved a baby whilst in £1500 Moncler coat
• Lauryns birthday came… Lauryn’s birthday went… a bit like Kyle Walker
• Not a single soul wished her HBD
• Birthday spent in London no doubt on the hunt for a footballer
• Her ‘friend’ came to her defence in her comments telling folk on Tattle that friends don’t always follow each other on social media ( we called them out)..Only for them to then follow each other
• Lauryn is still a campaigner and her dms and legs are always open x
• Kairos been sent more products to drown his ‘curls’
• Lauryn has a new day one, a has been ‘footballer’

My personal favourite of the month tho was Lauryn having a meltdown after court and bringing the pure tat to insta stories, I love her tit shows and she said “ Kairo has my strength, Good luck is all I can say, Kairo has a strong mind already”

Poor Kyle Kilner has had to up his security to protect him from a bilingual 2 year old

Emoji(s) of the month would have to be

The thread needed serious CPR and our Lauryn came through
Word of the month: eeeediiaaat

Previous Thread:
https://tattle.life/threads/lauryn-...-still-cant-shake-their-psycho-stalker.26092/

 

[TrollLolLol]

FYI LaurYn it is dyed! You would use died in a sentence such as Lauryns self respect and dignity have died
Happy to help!

 

[So so able]

FYI LaurYn it is dyed! You would use died in a sentence such as Lauryns self respect and dignity have died
Happy to help!

Ah, you beat me to it

 

[sadstateofaffairs]

FYI LaurYn it is dyed! You would use died in a sentence such as Lauryns self respect and dignity have died
Happy to help!

Thick as tit I have second hand embarrassment for her

 

[Lizzy 93]

Picture of the month:

 

[Rbegum1989]

Recap:
Begman’s Month

• Kylow wants to play football with the big boys
• Heidi is overweight
• Carron Julie’s carpet is fucked
• Lauryn saved a baby whilst in £1500 Moncler coat
• Lauryns birthday came… Lauryn’s birthday went… a bit like Kyle Walker
• Not a single soul wished her HBD
• Birthday spent in London no doubt on the hunt for a footballer
• Her ‘friend’ came to her defence in her comments telling folk on Tattle that friends don’t always follow each other on social media ( we called them out)..Only for them to then follow each other
• Lauryn is still a campaigner and her dms and legs are always open x
• Kairos been sent more products to drown his ‘curls’
• Lauryn has a new day one, a has been ‘footballer’

My personal favourite of the month tho was Lauryn having a meltdown after court and bringing the pure tat to insta stories, I love her tit shows and she said “ Kairo has my strength, Good luck is all I can say, Kairo has a strong mind already”

Poor Kyle Kilner has had to up his security to protect him from a bilingual 2 year old

Emoji(s) of the month would have to be

The thread needed serious CPR and our Lauryn came through
Word of the month: eeeediiaaat

Previous Thread:
https://tattle.life/threads/lauryn-...-still-cant-shake-their-psycho-stalker.26092/

Omg I was lol ing so much this is soo funny and true

 

[Lucymyers]

Recap:
Begman’s Month

• Kylow wants to play football with the big boys
• Heidi is overweight
• Carron Julie’s carpet is fucked
• Lauryn saved a baby whilst in £1500 Moncler coat
• Lauryns birthday came… Lauryn’s birthday went… a bit like Kyle Walker
• Not a single soul wished her HBD
• Birthday spent in London no doubt on the hunt for a footballer
• Her ‘friend’ came to her defence in her comments telling folk on Tattle that friends don’t always follow each other on social media ( we called them out)..Only for them to then follow each other
• Lauryn is still a campaigner and her dms and legs are always open x
• Kairos been sent more products to drown his ‘curls’
• Lauryn has a new day one, a has been ‘footballer’

My personal favourite of the month tho was Lauryn having a meltdown after court and bringing the pure tat to insta stories, I love her tit shows and she said “ Kairo has my strength, Good luck is all I can say, Kairo has a strong mind already”

Poor Kyle Kilner has had to up his security to protect him from a bilingual 2 year old

Emoji(s) of the month would have to be

The thread needed serious CPR and our Lauryn came through
Word of the month: eeeediiaaat

Previous Thread:
https://tattle.life/threads/lauryn-...-still-cant-shake-their-psycho-stalker.26092/

"A bit like kyle walker" omg fuckin dead

 

[Jolie1988]

Recap:
Begman’s Month

• Kylow wants to play football with the big boys
• Heidi is overweight
• Carron Julie’s carpet is fucked
• Lauryn saved a baby whilst in £1500 Moncler coat
• Lauryns birthday came… Lauryn’s birthday went… a bit like Kyle Walker
• Not a single soul wished her HBD
• Birthday spent in London no doubt on the hunt for a footballer
• Her ‘friend’ came to her defence in her comments telling folk on Tattle that friends don’t always follow each other on social media ( we called them out)..Only for them to then follow each other
• Lauryn is still a campaigner and her dms and legs are always open x
• Kairos been sent more products to drown his ‘curls’
• Lauryn has a new day one, a has been ‘footballer’

My personal favourite of the month tho was Lauryn having a meltdown after court and bringing the pure tat to insta stories, I love her tit shows and she said “ Kairo has my strength, Good luck is all I can say, Kairo has a strong mind already”

Poor Kyle Kilner has had to up his security to protect him from a bilingual 2 year old

Emoji(s) of the month would have to be

The thread needed serious CPR and our Lauryn came through
Word of the month: eeeediiaaat

Previous Thread:
https://tattle.life/threads/lauryn-...-still-cant-shake-their-psycho-stalker.26092/

Carron julies carpet is fucked

 

[Lizzy 93]

‘in light of this new evidence’ she’s been talking about evidence since her tearful Puma video
WE’RE WAITING LIAR

 

[Lucymyers]

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‘in light of this new evidence’ she’s been talking about evidence since her tearful Puma video
WE’RE WAITING LIAR

What has she put now

 

[Jellybean093]

This thread title

I’m just here for the bants

Can’t believe she’s ‘died’ Kings hair. He’s not even 2 (jokes. I do t believe it’s dyed. Where did that even come from? Was it a previous thread?)

Does she keep showing him in the bath (barf! Look after your child’s dignity, idiot!!!) because he has ‘no hair products in it’

Also, I *may* have to make a rave thread as I feel sorry for her for no one wishing her a happy birthday. Who even am I? Why do I always feel sad for the prats

 

[Disneygirl89]

FYI LaurYn it is dyed! You would use died in a sentence such as Lauryns self respect and dignity have died
Happy to help!

Is there really thick people out there, that don't know hair go darker when wet

 

[Lizzy 93]

What has she put now

Nothing else just what was SS in last thread, I was quoting you Luc thinking she’s CPS the foooool
She’s hilarious

Is there really thick people out there, that don't know hair go darker when wet

People on previous threads have accused her of this and she’s indirecting basically LOOL the fool

 

[Jolie1988]

God she is so funny in a laugh at her not with her kinda way, always using her platform to throw shade, for someone who has positivity only on her profile, she is anything but. Lauryn banished to the boxroom tonight it looks like. I wonder if Carron Julie is entertaining at the begman abode tonight

 

[Lizzy 93]

This thread title

I’m just here for the bants

Can’t believe she’s ‘died’ Kings hair. He’s not even 2 (jokes. I do t believe it’s dyed. Where did that even come from? Was it a previous thread?)

Does she keep showing him in the bath (barf! Look after your child’s dignity, idiot!!!) because he has ‘no hair products in it’

Also, I *may* have to make a rave thread as I feel sorry for her for no one wishing her a happy birthday. Who even am I? Why do I always feel sad for the prats

Her day ones and twos should have wished her a HBD can’t believe her sisters ignored her
We only knew because she told us
Ok ok on behalf of Jelly bean

HBelatedBD Kyle walkers brief romance hope you had a lovely time in hotel ‘Barf’

x x

 

[Jellybean093]

Her day ones and twos should have wished her a HBD can’t believe her sisters ignored her
We only knew because she told us
Ok ok on behalf of Jelly bean

HBelatedBD Kyle walkers brief romance hope you had a lovely time in hotel ‘Barf’

x x

Hahaha
Could you imagine being ignored by your siblings (my brother ignores my birthday all the time, but whatevs. He’s a bloke)
I read my comment back, and I honestly don’t know what I was trying to say the sleepless nights and delirium is creeping in

 

[Rbegum1989]

Even Grant didn’t bother and she proper dedicates all sorts to him.

 

[4FoxAche]

Recap:
Begman’s Month

• Kylow wants to play football with the big boys
• Heidi is overweight
• Carron Julie’s carpet is fucked
• Lauryn saved a baby whilst in £1500 Moncler coat
• Lauryns birthday came… Lauryn’s birthday went… a bit like Kyle Walker
• Not a single soul wished her HBD
• Birthday spent in London no doubt on the hunt for a footballer
• Her ‘friend’ came to her defence in her comments telling folk on Tattle that friends don’t always follow each other on social media ( we called them out)..Only for them to then follow each other
• Lauryn is still a campaigner and her dms and legs are always open x
• Kairos been sent more products to drown his ‘curls’
• Lauryn has a new day one, a has been ‘footballer’

My personal favourite of the month tho was Lauryn having a meltdown after court and bringing the pure tat to insta stories, I love her tit shows and she said “ Kairo has my strength, Good luck is all I can say, Kairo has a strong mind already”

Poor Kyle Kilner has had to up his security to protect him from a bilingual 2 year old

Emoji(s) of the month would have to be

The thread needed serious CPR and our Lauryn came through
Word of the month: eeeediiaaat

Previous Thread:
https://tattle.life/threads/lauryn-...-still-cant-shake-their-psycho-stalker.26092/

This sent me

Her day ones and twos should have wished her a HBD can’t believe her sisters ignored her
We only knew because she told us
Ok ok on behalf of Jelly bean

HBelatedBD Kyle walkers brief romance hope you had a lovely time in hotel ‘Barf’

x x

As did this

So sleep-deprived due to Mr FoxAche's snoring and the kids I found myself laughing uncontrollably on my sofa. I love this thread.

 

[projectstadium]

Even Grant didn’t bother and she proper dedicates all sorts to him.

She does, he is most likely a day one! Although he’s got no one to make snide remarks at. Her Grant is the best is actually a Kyle is the worst

 

[Lizzy 93]

She does, he is most likely a day one! Although he’s got no one to make snide remarks at. Her Grant is the best is actually a Kyle is the worst

I felt quite sick on his birthday it was back and fourth her and Amelia competing for who had the most pics of him

Amelia won I guess she does live With the bloke

LG bday and… dust