100%!
to be fair tho I’d be gutted if one of my ex’s married an absolute stunner like Michelle Keegan
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to be fair tho I’d be gutted if one of my ex’s married an absolute stunner like Michelle Keegan
Omg that bum shot! She’s so embarrassing, I’m cringing!
Side note: that spa looks amazing.
Side note: that spa looks amazing.
Where are the F*CKING DOGS ? I mean, she doesn’t have 1 pic of those dogs on her grid of photos - just them lying between or legs or when she needs a prop !
Sorry but billie and Sam are not relatable. They are up there own arse and need reminding where they come fromI think Lauren is a tad bitter that she wasn't the break-out star of TOWIE that she thought she'd be. But the problem is that she's just so unlikeable! She wasn't funny like Amy Childs, she wasn't warm and relatable like Sam and Billie, she wasn't quirky like Lydia, she wasn't gorgeous like Lucy, etc.. She was so awkward and vacuous. She served no other purpose than to be Mark Wright's doormat. At one point she was trying to shop around an idea for a reality show revolving around her and her sisters, like a British Kardashians, but thankfully no network was interested!
And speaking of MW (who I also find insufferable and cannot see the appeal whatsoever, seriously, can people please stop giving him jobs on TV/radio and stop inflating his already massive ego!) He treated her like garbage, but I think Lauren always thought that no matter how many girls he hooked up with, he would always come back to her (like he did for 10 years) So it really must have been gutting for her when he moved on and married MK, especially since MK is stunning and MW seems to treat her a million times better than he ever treated LG! MW's family are all arseholes as well, they're all riding his coat tails (remember Jess and her pop 'career'?Why was every song about a dancefloor?!) and they seemed quite happy to discard LG as soon as MW did, it was clear that they thought she was beneath him and not fitting with his self-created image of 'The King Of Essex' (vomit
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So yes, this plus all her family issues, are why LG is such a flaming dumpster fire of a person, but maybe if she spent as much time working on her self-esteem, or starting a business, taking some courses etc, as she does taking heavily filtered and edited photos of her huge fake arse, she would get somewhere in life! Money can buy you all the lip filler and Brazilian butt lifts you want, but you can't buy a decent personality!
OMG yes! Can’t stand them.
I find her awful because she clearly finds herself sooooo attractive and above everyone else which actually makes her unattractive. Massive attention seeker its too cringey to even watch most the time. How do her friends not tell her that she’s embarressing herself??? If my friend was quiete clearly sending themselves fake msgs on the “ask me anything” posts saying stuff like omg ur amazing ur so beautiful i wish i was you etc ... & then publicly posting them and just making themself look rediculous. Id have to tell them that they were embarresing themselves and to stop. Im sure she needs help!!! Obsessed with the need to be found attractive. Honestly she was once upon a time.
Wtf! I don’t get it! Or is she advertising McDonald’s newly slimmed cups 
what kind of self obsessed person wastes their money on getting backgrid and hair & make up round their house every week for photo shoots!!
what kind of self obsessed person wastes their money on getting backgrid and hair & make up round their house every week for photo shoots!!Attachments
does she think she’s a porn star?very unattractive poses.Wtf! I don’t get it! Or is she advertising McDonald’s newly slimmed cups
She looks like she’s having a tit
Yikes!!!Wtf! I don’t get it! Or is she advertising McDonald’s newly slimmed cups
Omg the thin cup. That’s so funny!!!
Omg what has she done to her lips they look bleeping awful in last nights stories. If someone told me I looked like Pete Burns I'd be getting my fillers dissolved now bleeping more. Omg the state of her!!!
I actually think she is mentally gone now with her body dismorphia , I think the only route now left for her to go down is the only fans/porn Avenue ....to me she looks like she trying to look like Chloe Khan the heavy plastic sex doll look!!! No reputable companies want to work with her so pretty soon I guarantee you her vag will be available to purchase
I dont know if it's already been said so I'm sorry if it has but she is SO self obsessed. She is in the "media" quite frequently and if there is a photo of her that doesn't look.how she wants she goes mad. Sorry hun but we all look different from selfies to the photos were tagged in. It's what u actually look like. Trollop.
Really alarmed to see that this woman is injecting people with fillers. Only a dimwit would let this dimwit near them 
Just give it time. Im sure we will read about how shes butchered someones face by injecting into an artery. They still might look better than the mess shes sadly done to herself. I remember her from TOWIE in 2011 and thought she was gorgeous then. She looks like a parody version of herself now. I feel like im being overly mean as im new to tattle but she is seems to be spiralling!Really alarmed to see that this woman is injecting people with fillers. Only a dimwit would let this dimwit near them
She looks like she wouldn’t be out of place on bo selecta 
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