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Message to my daughter...... How not to look
LG and the endless car interior selfies of STITCHING whilst listening to some form of RnB. Does LG have any friends ? I mean, why the duck doesn’t no one say the world can smell your desperate need for validation and whenever she doesn’t get it she pulls out the old reality tv star favourite “Mental Health” ....
Cannot stand most of these talentless reality stars but this woman looks like she was badly made in a cheap 3d printer. So so fake looking 
shes just gone too far with all the plastic surgery
shes just gone too far with all the plastic surgeryFigure or no figure ... it’s about self respect... she clearly doesn’t have anyI mean, who dresses like that and thinks they look good?! Jeez
What the duck does a photo of you flashing your injected a with the caption “Mood” ....
These bleeping idiots write the DUMBEST captions I have ever seen : see Chloe Sims “WHAT WOULD YOU DO TODAY IF YOU KNEW YOU WOULD’NT FAIL?” - duck OFF with these bull captions you are hawking polyester clothes & make up which looks cheap and nasty.
Also see every other Z list ....
These bleeping idiots write the DUMBEST captions I have ever seen : see Chloe Sims “WHAT WOULD YOU DO TODAY IF YOU KNEW YOU WOULD’NT FAIL?” - duck OFF with these bull captions you are hawking polyester clothes & make up which looks cheap and nasty.
Also see every other Z list ....
Years ago I had the unpleasant experience of meeting her in a fancy celebrity nightclub. TOWIE had just really taken off and she thought she was The Queen .... the highly amusing thing was she thought she was in VIP and kept pouting and posing like a right tit but in actual fact she was stood in the corridor that the real VIP’s used to go to the toilet. My friend and I walked past her to go to the loo and she looked us up and down and wouldn’t move out the way, she even said, ‘Do you know who I am?’ 
... little did she know my friend was going out with a Chelsea player (they’re now married with kids) and he probably earned more in a week than LG did in a year!
... little did she know my friend was going out with a Chelsea player (they’re now married with kids) and he probably earned more in a week than LG did in a year!This woman (with that demented voice) should not be allowed puppies. But they will be gone in about a month.
If she wasn't holding her phone she could have picked the dog up quickly before it pooped on the bed and shown it where to go. Instead she just filmed it and the dog hasn't learnt anything.
Them poor wee pups 
How many times has she REGRAMMED the dog shitting again on her bed ....
This is the obviously the new car interior selfies which she likes to post 10 at a time with her listening to “urban” music ....
This is the obviously the new car interior selfies which she likes to post 10 at a time with her listening to “urban” music ....
I can’t not believe she has done a one day course in filers! If anyone goes to her then they need their head reading I’m gobsmacked
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HAHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
I can’t wait to watch this! What an absolute idiot!
Where do I begin with this girl!!! I never followed her but was always curious with the Instagram posts because they were so weird! I don’t for a minute doubt that Mark has screwed her up & I almost felt sorry for her (almost) but now it’s just embarrassing & this what has happened has just proved again what an idiot she is! Sorry Lauren you were willing to kill your followers for a paycheque 
my god you couldn’t make this up!!
my god you couldn’t make this up!!
I think she’s a car crash and am actually amazed there hasn’t been a thread on her before really. She’s deluded. She sets women back years being how she is. A complete embarrassment. I hope her face melts with all that crap in it.
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