Lauren Goodger

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Stood on a drunk patio again today. Terrible workmanship round Essex or... gasp... dog rit photoshop?
 
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She flogging her fake tan .... using any publicity she can. I don’t feel sorry for a narcissistic person - I pity them. If you grew up without social media then sorry you should know the difference between reality & altered reality. LG chooses for live in an altered reality.
 
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All I can think of looking at this is her saying ‘brum brum’ and furiously twisting the throttle 🤣😆
 
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She looks like she’s going to a fancy dress party and that bag is stupid - it’s more hassle than it’s worth to carry it, it would even fit my phone/lip balm/cards in it by the look of it.
 
I used to ride a bike for years and it’s quite hard to get into one on its centre stand, you’d usually put it on the side stand. I’m going to guess it was less than elegant, bet those pics weren’t sent to the Fail! 🤣
 
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Look how warped it is by her waist 😂 Blackgrid are awful at editing photos
There’s either a lot of people with very poorly edited photos or a lot of women have a very particular body type which is: the smaller the waist, the bigger the elbows!
 
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Yes I couldn’t agree more. Very mean.

Look, I am diagnosed with Body Dysmorphic Disorder and it’s no bleeping joke. I’m certain it’s what she has too. Not to diagnose a stranger, but... it is all about being disgusted to the point of all-consuming obsession with how you look. Not in a vanity way, but feeling so ashamed that you wish you could have endless surgery. When I see photos of myself I either shudder in horror or study them trying to work out what things I need done to ‘sort’ myself.

25% of people with BDD commit suicide.

Altering photos of yourself as a child shows extreme self disgust.

I feel for her and I hope someone will help her.
I also have BDD. I developed it very suddenly as a pre-teen in the late 90's. Kind of ironically before the Internet and social media pressure ever existed. I missed my entire secondary school education as a result of my 'ugliness'.

However, although I recognise the seriousness of BDD I actually think that sometimes a dose of reality is needed, and you have to realise when your actions/behaviour are abnormal and/or inappropriate. I'm on the fence about her though, I think she could just be extremely vain in the same way as a Kardashian etc. where she always wants to be seen as flawless and pretty, even as a child.
 
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I honestly think she does all this for men. The songs in the car is lyrics she wants guys she’s talking with to hear. The photoshopping herself as a child thing is a more subconscious thing. She’s desperate to have a baby and family. She’s trying to lure men by showing them that she was a good looking child so will have good looking children. Same with making her dad look better; trying to make it seem as if she has better genetics.

sad thing is she thinks that men will look this deeply into anything she posts. All they want is you to get your bits and a out, love. They click past anything else!
 
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I do find her very deluded. Did anyone see the interview she did on loose women before and she was saying how she hates the media and how they stalk her and ruin her life and she can’t get away from them. And danise van alton told her straight and said why don’t you come off social media and stop doing things that will make them mock you and she was saying there would still be paps outside her house editing her to make her look bigger even if she didn’t use social media 😂 an danise van alton said there’s plenty of people who are more famous than you who manage to avoid them and said she’s a liar basically and no way would paparazzi wait outside her house everyday and then Lauren shut up 😂😂
 
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I do find her very deluded. Did anyone see the interview she did on loose women before and she was saying how she hates the media and how they stalk her and ruin her life and she can’t get away from them. And danise van alton told her straight and said why don’t you come off social media and stop doing things that will make them mock you and she was saying there would still be paps outside her house editing her to make her look bigger even if she didn’t use social media 😂 an danise van alton said there’s plenty of people who are more famous than you who manage to avoid them and said she’s a liar basically and no way would paparazzi wait outside her house everyday and then Lauren shut up 😂😂
I think Denise is a nasty piece of work herself. She has always come off to me as sour and vengeful. I cannot stand a “ladette” type and since the 90s I have gotten bad vibes from her.

that said, she did give Lauren a dose of truth. It would have been much nicer and more genuine to do it off camera. Typical Denise looking to make herself look better by embarrassing other people.
 
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