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Handerton

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gashers said:
Only recently found out about the Dubai porta potty never heard of it before last week but kind of makes sense I often wondered why all these so called celebrities (and I hate that word) go there so often.
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The one thing I cant fathom about it is how some rich man would be sat there thinking “I’ve had all the Victoria secret models, all The Saturdays, the old lady from pussycat dolls... whose that chubby girl with the bad photoshop from the UK?”
She can’t even get a boyfriend... how’s she attracting punters? Are TOWIE repeats somehow a massive tv hit in the far
East?
 
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BigBrenda

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I used to want a big bum like this and the big Tits but it looks so tacky now even the Kardashian body I don’t like.
I’m so glad now we see more than just photoshop and I haven’t had anything done. I used to obsess over these photos of celebs all in bikinis and feel shit my body didn’t look as good as theirs.
But now I can see the real them no way would I want work done and I like my body now it’s nothing special but it’s ok.
 
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Stop using mental health to somehow justify your need to promote anything for a quick £1. Stop playing the victim whenever you are called out for your behaviour or saying people are haters because they can see through a charade of SHIT. Stop living a life full of smoke & mirrors then maybe you wouldn’t have to post quotes which are completely contradictory to the message you are trying to put out to the world.

Lauren/LG or Miss Desperate for attention by anyone get off social media and learn to live REAL LIFE.

Ps give the dogs to someone who loves dogs and isn’t using them to garner traffic to your selfie obsessed Instagram. I mean, is there anyone else on ANY of her photos ......

Ps Lauren influences nothing ........



I am sick of these people who have been taken over by social media and whenever they got called out for BULLSHIT, they still carry on lying ..... no accountability, no acceptance for lies.
 

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#notgifted

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I feel sorry for her in a way. It's clear she's still holding on to past issues perhaps with Mark? She's going about it all the wrong way and making herself look desperate.
 
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xtn71

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In a jacuzzi on a retreat on her own posting videos of her admiring her own arse 😂 No friends no family no boyfriend no dogs just her and her phone - utterly and painfully pathetic! I actually dont know how she cant see how SAD she is??
 
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gashers

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Noonoosanne said:
No thanks !!
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Seriously that’s just ridiculous why do girls want to look like some cheap blow up doll, I remember when I was young and me and my mates all had our quirky individual styles and looked totally different now fuck me all these girls have just morphed into one universal plastic lump of stepford wives.
 
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She hasn’t got any family around her looking out for her.

I used to work in faces and back in the day before mark was seeing Michelle (and a bit after) every time mark was in the club we would have to prepare ourselves for Lauren turning up. Sometimes he’d message her and she’d come running but more often than not she’d see online where he was, and just turn up (often on her own) trying to get his attention. He would ignore her all evening and she’d spend it really crying in the private kitchens but then we’d see her get in a cab with him at the end of the night going to his place. This used to happen every.single.weekend
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He’s a c***. No wonder she is the way she is if that’s how he treat her
 
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Duck1234

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I just saw these on DM & came straight here, knew I wouldn’t be the only one wondering what the fuck she’s doing 😂.
If she hadn’t injected herself with all that shit & had implants in her arse & tits she wouldn't even be that much of a mess!
It’s funny, she’s the same age as me, roughly & I’m just in utter disbelief that she is parading herself around like that. She needs to get some self respect, grow up & stop all this attention seeking. I don’t know exactly what she’s been through in her life up to now but maybe she needs therapy because this is not normal behaviour from a 30 odd year old woman.
 
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See her shopping in Primark in Romford just before lockdown (gym stuff and trainers) with her token gay friend who was just there to carry her bags. She does look lumpy in real life and the arse just overpowers the rest of her body but she strutted through the shopping centre with her aviator sunglasses on like she owned it. No one took any notice at all!!
 
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Kiki_99 said:
Probably a very unpopular opinion but does anyone remember when she looked like this in 2015?! Personally I think she looked amazing; others might think she was too thin. I'd kill for that figure, though I suspect she lost the weight in an unhealthy way and of course it wasn't sustainable. NB: Her face looks a bit weird in the black dress picture but her body looks great.
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Nope, I agree with you. She went a bit too skinny (clearly not from working out as she looked a bit saggy/gaunt in my opinion) but when she put on a couple of pounds and dressed nicely she looked really good.

Now she's just an over inflated vacuous twunt.

I could go on for days about how much she annoys me but I've had a few wines so I'll leave it there :)

*edit - her weight doesn't annoy me. Her stupid plastic inserts and her vapid personality and slug lips do. And I really don't understand why she films herself driving along playing random music while focusing on her leg/steering wheel *ohmaghad you have a Mercedes* AND plays songs that use a rather defamatory word towards POC while claiming to be supporting the BLM movement*

Like I said, I've had a few wines and she REALLY annoys me.

Ta'ra!
 
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Lauren was clearly embarrassed and taken aback. Much like when Paul Cattermole was a guest and they asked him if Production paid for his clothes. They invite people there intentionally to ridicule them. If I cared about someone’s well being, I wouldn’t confront them in front of the nation. I would take them to one side and ask how I can help. For all of Lauren’s issues, her drop in status makes her basically harmless to everyone but herself. She doesn’t need to confronted by anyone except her family and friends.

I am probably just biased against Denise, she really unnerves me and exemplifies the people I can’t stand IRL.
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She's not harmless, she only gets a pass because she brings out our sympathetic side for the way Mark treated her. I won't write a laundry list of her wrongs but I'll remind you that she called an ambulance to take her to the hospital for a hangover, she was willing to promote cyanide as a weight loss agent for money, and she had parties during a pandemic while the rest of us were locked down.
 
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Handerton

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I notice the silver merc has had the plate blurred to save it the embarrassment of being seen parked next to Laurens arse
 
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