Lauren Goodger

[Katewinsletsknee]

Books hotel room.
Calls favourite pap to take & filter intimate photos in hotel room.
Posts pics on the gram with the hope of getting offers to be a Dubai porta potty.

 

[Very traditional]

Wtf!! That’s next level serious issues she really really needs help


Imagine what she would do to her poor children if she any

That’s really really sad, I feel sorry for her, imagine hating yourself that much that you can’t even leave a childhood photo intact

 

[Noonoosanne]

Wtf is she doing , videos in the bath focusing on the bruise on her leg, she’s absolutely nuts, yes love it’s a bruise one you probably got when you had that massive hangover,

 

[265]

Seen strutting through the streets of Knightsbridge.


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[Katewinsletsknee]

No I WONT shut up and not type. LG if I was a friend I would tell you that social media isn’t your friend. You live in a world of smoke & BULLSHIT. I am sick of the playing victim, sick of Mental Health being used in attempt to justify your reasoning.
One minute you say in the form of an inspirational quote how strong you are then next minute you claim mental health issues.

Unfortunately, social media has created a lot of narcissists.

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

How the fuck can her arse be "Peachy"?

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Perhaps it grew at Chernobyl?

 

[Tishface]

No thanks !!

It looks like she’s had a severe allergic reaction and her lips are actually going to explode!! This is not a good advertisement!

 

[Norfolking Good]

Yeah this is what grinds my gears too. Spent the last 3 months in the front line NHS working my lady balls off and this cretin is have a holiday. What’s the frigging point? Haven’t seen my folks since Feb as my dad has cancer and my mum is post chemo too and I’d hate to make them poorly.
Fucking spoonfaced ahole!

 

[FlutterbyeSummer]

Her bum looks like the back of a tellytubbie. I honestly dont know how she thinks that looks good. She needs help or intervention.

 

[Beverley Macker]

She’s copying Kim K from the other day! She’s even got a shit fake of her bag

 

[Mums84]

Oh wow that is concerning. Like childhood trauma detachment there. She needs help, I'm not even being a snark.

 

[Bexy bex bex]

What’s she on!

Her legs look like a doner kebab spinning in the window of a dirty kebab house!

 

[Cmayfield]

I can’t help but think she is a very sad lonely person. I have a feeling her story will not end well

 

[MadameOvary]

She's had fillers, no way in hell is that arse natural, I'm trying to work out how she wipes.

She needs arms like Mr Tickle

 

[Fridgepicker]

I think it’s mean sending it to the DM, like I know that her photoshopping the photos is insane but to try and humiliate her with it in the papers doesn’t sit right with me. But I guess what’s done is done so I can only hope that it pushes her to get the help she needs.

I don’t, I think continuously flouting lockdown rules and putting lots of lives in danger is mean though

Any press is good press for LG

 

[CarrieW24]

Wtf!! That’s next level serious issues she really really needs help


Imagine what she would do to her poor children if she any

This is the definition of insanity! She gave her childhood self bigger lips, a longer neck, a smooth face, and of course longer hair. If it was a full body photo, she would have put an enormous arse on that little girl

 

[Wonderwall]

I was going to post that pic too & she hadn’t had a drink... apparently


The bag doesn’t even go with the outfit it’s huge!

Maybe it's got the rest of the material from the jumpsuit in it. Mark must be thanking his lucky stars every time he sees a pic of her in the paper..

 

[ekl2000]

Wtfffff she’s changed her whole face!! She is fucking tapped

 

[say no more]

Lauren was clearly embarrassed and taken aback. Much like when Paul Cattermole was a guest and they asked him if Production paid for his clothes. They invite people there intentionally to ridicule them. If I cared about someone’s well being, I wouldn’t confront them in front of the nation. I would take them to one side and ask how I can help. For all of Lauren’s issues, her drop in status makes her basically harmless to everyone but herself. She doesn’t need to confronted by anyone except her family and friends.

I am probably just biased against Denise, she really unnerves me and exemplifies the people I can’t stand IRL.

If you don't want to be confronted then don't go on a show known for that? I disagree with the harmless comment tbh, she still lies about the work she had done, going as far as appearing on this morning to lie further. She still promotes those awfull diet teas and worst of all drives whilst using her phone.
Also shes made multiple comments about other women in the industry that haven't been all that nice. One example was calling Rosie from love island psycho

 

[Greyongrey]

This woman has got big issues. She's the next Katie price.