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Riddlemethis

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View attachment 72088Let’s notforget her natural bum ladies
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and there’s nothing wrong with her body here either. Her face doesn’t look puffy like it does now and she doesn’t look like she’s got a dirty nappy on. I absolutely cannot believe she is only surrounded by yes people. If she was my friend I’d want to help her so much. She’s going to wake up in 10 years and regret all this so much
 
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Dinosaurlover2019

Secretkady said:
View attachment 72088Let’s notforget her natural bum ladies
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See now if she had just had a small lift to her a she’d look amazing. Problem is here she wasn’t healthy, wasn’t eating and just punished her body. She’s so young and has time to look after herself properly and make something of herself, instead she’s made a fool of herself and name as nothing more than anunofficial porn star desperate for love and attention whatever the cost

ShhItsASecret said:
She needs help! Why do her friends not help her?
I feel like she probably doesn’t have any ‘real’ friends, just the people she goes on nights out with- who are cling ons.
I would 100% have an intervention if she was my mate.
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she’s done her lips again. 😑. There was a name for girls at school who had lips like this and it was never ever something to aspire to as it implied that was all you were good for. 🍆🍆
 
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Disneylover

God almighty, those lips!! I won’t say what they look like 🙈. I actually feel really sorry for her, she needs a boyfriend or a friend who will tell her to pack all this tit in. It makes me sad to see her, she used to be naturally pretty, she needs help ☹
 
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conrea37

Riddlemethis said:
and there’s nothing wrong with her body here either. Her face doesn’t look puffy like it does now and she doesn’t look like she’s got a dirty nappy on. I absolutely cannot believe she is only surrounded by yes people. If she was my friend I’d want to help her so much. She’s going to wake up in 10 years and regret all this so much
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I can see why she was insecure about her bum in a world of kardashians, but she went too far I feel.
 
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FlutterbyeSummer

FlutterbyeSummer

ShhItsASecret said:
She needs help! Why do her friends not help her?
I feel like she probably doesn’t have any ‘real’ friends, just the people she goes on nights out with- who are cling ons.
I would 100% have an intervention if she was my mate.
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She looks like a Bratz doll. It's very sad, or at least it would be, if she wasnt such a vacuous witch.
 
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LoveTheGossIre

Her CRINGE story yesterday about ‘the paps’ outside her house Jesus she thinks she’s JLo .. she’s so one dimensional all she does is pout into the phone and fool about with her hair .. she’s her own biggest fan and it’s pukey 🤮
 
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Carobee

She’s so deluded it’s quite funny/tragic to watch. The Instagram age, looks good with a filter in real life they all have this big fake face that doesn’t move properly and will never be considered attractive to see in real life. Her bum is so bizarre it’s like she’s wearing a nappy she’s tried to get the Kim k look but got the budget version it looks like a baboons bum. No wonder she’s always single
 
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InTheNo

InTheNo

Of all the celebs I love taking the piss out of - Lauren really divides me.

On one hand, I cant help but take the piss. On the other I just want to hide her away, take her phone, and really try and sort her out, get her some better fitting clothes, and make her realise that she is worth so much more than what she gives herself credit for.

But then I think does she really care? Is she lost? Does she have deep rooted issues that no one has tapped into yet.

The girl has been through a lot. From when her mother abandoned her, being treated like crap by MW, an abortion she regrets, seeing him happy with MK must really stab still. A string of failed relationships...

Even if she wanted to stay in the industry she can, just work behind the scenes, start up her own agency.

I want to see her do really well for herself - girl power and all that - but ultimately it's her who has to do it.
 
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JellyWobbles

JellyWobbles

As much as I think she comes across a gob, I think it’s all a facade and really it’s just a girl that’s desperately struggling with herself, her esteem and general life. I think it would be great for her to step back from SM, go on a retreat and really focus on herself, and love herself authentically, so that she doesn’t feel like she needs validation to prove her worth. When you boil down to it.. it’s quite sad really.
 
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Whatliesbeneath

Whatliesbeneath

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As much as I think she comes across a gob, I think it’s all a facade and really it’s just a girl that’s desperately struggling with herself, her esteem and general life. I think it would be great for her to step back from SM, go on a retreat and really focus on herself, and love herself authentically, so that she doesn’t feel like she needs validation to prove her worth. When you boil down to it.. it’s quite sad really.
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towie was the worst thing shes ever done.
 
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linzilou

i think she is desperate to get married and settle down. Unfortunatly no one is going to want to get serious with someone who acts like her, could you really take an insta porn star home to your family? consider having children with her? im sure men like to look at her but people are looking for more than big boobs in a serious relationship.

she was on loose women not long ago complaining that she is "just a young girl finding her way". when she is far from that.

shes mid 30s now, time to grow up im afraid.

shes also got 4 or 5 dissolved companies- how on earth does she make money? i dread to think actually.
 
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Polkadot123

Obviously this is all speculation as we can never really know, only what we see. But she seems so unhappy. Like someone else earlier said her self esteem must be so low and she doesn't seem to have any real or true friends for support.
She sees all the other towie lot, Lucy, Billie, Sam, Danielle etc all settling down and having babies and I think she is desperate for that but it doesn't seem to be happening. So all the attention seeking behaviour is to distract from that.
 
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tezzaknowsthetruth

reading all this about influencers and faking pictures, has any one seen chloe khans 'playboy' pictures, think it maybe the Denmark one hahahahaha!!!
Her bra strap is all twisted at the back! What a joke of a fake disillusioned gang of people who have to resort to just lie and lie to make themselves look like a complete idiot. As if she done playboy, the fool
 
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