Lauren Goodger #94 She's got arms like Biffa Bacon's mum out of Viz.

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Didn't the people say she sends fuck all. Just another scam .
 
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She does I think, just deletes it minutes later or something (don’t know exactly how OF works) but there’s quite a stash of leaked content (you do not want to google it I promise), and I feel the things she does do get more and more ‘adult’.
From the description I first thought is Chaz back doing OF

So FIVE ads/gifts posted within 24h and not a single disclaimer, the cheek of her
(also the sad, dark dinning area, you think they always eat in front of the tv?)

 
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Stop it! Is this legit? The ‘bum hole’ bit has me absolutely howling! Who the fuck os going to pay 600 notes to see the BYG’s bum’ole.

No more internet for me today. Im done
Yep legit, well that’s what she’s claiming to do on the mucky forum they are talking about buying it as a group so it’s cheaper.

Because she makes people tip her she’s in control of the content, she can delete whenever she wants and the buyer also isn’t protected by OF because it’s tips. If it was a PPV which you buy then OF can refund if it’s not as advertised and that puts her account into a negative.
 
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No wonder she can afford rent then if some blind men pay £600 for 3 minutes of being a naked sloff. Imagine actually finding that rusty sheriff badge between those massive gorilla cheeks
In 2024 you can be a neanderthal gorilla hybrid and get paid a hefty sum for it. Mad.
 
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Scrunchies, I’m really struggling with the the logistics of ‘bent over and stood up’
 
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Microwaves added to media wall for the finishing touches xxxx.

 
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Visions of byg bent over with her face looking through her legs at the camera....

600 for bumhole wow I'm in the wrong industry clearly
 
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TBF to lardy - whilst quoted by her, it’s written by the daily star numpties who likely missed out a key word.

I do it alot but at my defence, I have the Spanish keyboard on most of the time
I have an AZERTY keyboard too. Its not so bad now I'm used to it but the transition from QWERTY to AZERTY caused absolute chaos to which most of my stuff came out like Serbo-Croat. Lozza's problem is that her pea-brain processes like that anyway
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That Bespoke lot just did skanky's one I think - you know the one in the house that just got repossessed!
 
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It’s the new Hokey Cokey, have you not heard?

Bum hole, tits out, face in, RAH RAH RAH!
 
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If I wanted to spend £600, it certainly wouldn’t be on a clip of BYG’s bumhole that’s for sure.
 
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Speaking of gorillas, I believe London Zoo are grieving the loss of their oldest,
Lozza! Theres a vacancy for a speshul sumwun in London - ideal for ya!!!!
 
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So she’s trying to get punters to drop £600 for a 2-3min vid

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Is anyone considering the effect of her daughter, not just the fact she’ll grow up thinking this is ok and normal, but that she’s going to go to school, and kids are clearly going to be taking the piss sending photos of her mum around and calling her bumhole goodger. Can u seriously imagine the things people will shout at her. Omg I feel so bad for her, there’s no going back on it now, it’s out there. Take it she’s accepted she’s never going back on towie?
 
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If I wanted to spend £600, it certainly wouldn’t be on a clip of BYG’s bumhole that’s for sure.
Fuck me that would be like staring into the abyss of a galactic black hole.
Maybe that’s her plan. Charge £600, send video, they watch video, get sucked into the black hole, can’t tell anyone they saw the video
 
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Fuck me that would be like staring into the abyss of a galactic black hole.
Maybe that’s her plan. Charge £600, send video, they watch video, get sucked into the black hole, can’t tell anyone they saw the video
It's like a horrific new take on 'The Ring'
 
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I'm confused ... can she still find her ` bum hole ` with that blubber arse, and would she be able to manoeuvre herself in a position to open it up, holding the phone at the same time ... then rolling off the bed causing damage to the floor .... such a task, no wonder it costs £600 https://giphy.com/4j9XOYo6IVDK8
( Luv this gif ... BIGGG lozzas twin )
 
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