Can't wait for the lozzer version of the Oxford dickshenry 
Greif- nearly same as beef (curtains) now 99% off my only fans
grunt scratch lip smack 
Greif- nearly same as beef (curtains) now 99% off my only fans
grunt scratch lip smack 
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I don't doubt this will be a tough time for her with Lorena's anniversary but she needs to get off SM and mark it in an appropriate way. Using her lost child as sympathy for her court case is low even for her.
Probably on bail and not allowed to leave the UK
Passport could be confiscated. FCA are bringing the case to crown court. All innocent too. This will go badly for them.
Newspaper said she was out on unconditional bail. I think that means ( Iām not a lawyer) she can travel.
So yeah I think she can travel but is just too tight to want to unless sheās gifted something like a Monday night free night thatās an hours drive away from her home like her holiday last year and the year before
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There was that one free night she got where it was quite freezing and she dressed up like she was in Marbella with this bling bikini and she looked hideous. Was quite funny.
What a sad life she lives
So yeah I think she can travel but is just too tight to want to unless sheās gifted something like a Monday night free night thatās an hours drive away from her home like her holiday last year and the year before
. There was that one free night she got where it was quite freezing and she dressed up like she was in Marbella with this bling bikini and she looked hideous. Was quite funny.
What a sad life she lives
I googled her networth as per 2024 and it still says Ā£2million. It just canāt be 
hasnāt bought a house, never goes on holiday with Lamymumsasexworker, advertises gaming apps
to make money. Clothes are all very cheap. But she does get botox, filler, extensions. thats not cheap. plus all her takeaways- Ā£40 a go x 3 nights a week =Ā£120 so Ā£480 a month.
wonder how much she actually has to her name
nowā¦
hasnāt bought a house, never goes on holiday with Lamymumsasexworker, advertises gaming appsto make money. Clothes are all very cheap. But she does get botox, filler, extensions. thats not cheap. plus all her takeaways- Ā£40 a go x 3 nights a week =Ā£120 so Ā£480 a month.
wonder how much she actually has to her name
nowā¦
Her financial situation fascinates and intrigues me WAY more than it shouldI googled her networth as per 2024 and it still says Ā£2million. It just canāt be
to make money. Clothes are all very cheap. But she does get botox, filler, extensions. thats not cheap. plus all her takeaways- Ā£40 a go x 3 nights a week =Ā£120 so Ā£480 a month.
wonder how much she actually has to her name
nowā¦
You might find her financial situation comes out in the court case, if her argument is along the lines of she is so piss poor she will take any work going and she is a single mum in debt. I bet she is like the rest of them, waist high in credit card debt like Stephen Bear.
I thought maybe she was trying to set up some Botox beauty rubbish seeing as sheās shared a picture wearing scrubs, but no itās apparently PJs.
The walls are all bent and curved and why has a door frame been stuck on top of what looks like skirting to leave a massive gap.
Am I going crazy but sheās picturing herself in the same hallway right? So how comes ine day thereās a light switch, then itās gone. Then thereās a plug, then thatās gone, then thereās a whole other door then thatās gone and thereās just a gap.
The walls are all bent and curved and why has a door frame been stuck on top of what looks like skirting to leave a massive gap.
Am I going crazy but sheās picturing herself in the same hallway right? So how comes ine day thereās a light switch, then itās gone. Then thereās a plug, then thatās gone, then thereās a whole other door then thatās gone and thereās just a gap.
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I expect she's grifted a new skirting board and socket. The one with the light switch her big meaty ham arm is in front of it, it's really low, almost level with the door handle. No idea why the walls are all wonky, maybe she needs to get filler injected into them!
Jesus, the frames on those doors are wonkier than Big Ben in one of my all time favourite BYG photos 
āHam armāI expect she's grifted a new skirting board and socket. The one with the light switch her big meaty ham arm is in front of it, it's really low, almost level with the door handle. No idea why the walls are all wonky, maybe she needs to get filler injected into them!
Ooh Lozzas Sister has put on Ig thanking everyone for her sons birthday wishes (13 hours ago) and āto the ones who didnāt, I see you 
āā¦ then Three hours later, Lozza puts one onā¦ maybe the dig was at BYGā¦
āā¦ then Three hours later, Lozza puts one onā¦ maybe the dig was at BYGā¦Always with the bent arms, almost like sheās desperately trying to hide her upper armsā¦? And is it normal to use a reformer wearing fliflops?
The wall situation is indeed very odd, especially as it looked so much better ābeforeā, she also didnāt do an Insta story about it and tagged the company, so mustāve been paid for by the landlord?
And I think she didnāt join the TOWIE lot because a) she has court next week and b) sheād just sit there in a mumu, eyes wide open saying āIām a mum now!ā or look bewildered while others have a conversation. Surprised they signed her for another season at all (but I think the ābaby toxā and extensions were in preparation for filming)
The wall situation is indeed very odd, especially as it looked so much better ābeforeā, she also didnāt do an Insta story about it and tagged the company, so mustāve been paid for by the landlord?
And I think she didnāt join the TOWIE lot because a) she has court next week and b) sheād just sit there in a mumu, eyes wide open saying āIām a mum now!ā or look bewildered while others have a conversation. Surprised they signed her for another season at all (but I think the ābaby toxā and extensions were in preparation for filming)
Well spotted! youād only wear flip flops by a pool, no way in a gym area - I canāt even see any trainers around her. Suspicious!
Donāt worry, Lauren doesnāt strike me as the type who goes on walks bringing carrots to snack on, so they mustāve been provided by whoever owns the horse. And you can actually see the carrot next to the horse, so looks like they just threw it as well
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You think she went to the polls yesterday?
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Pilates reformer is barefoot (should be wearing Pilates socks) I usually wear flipflops to my classes