Lauren Goodger #92 Big fat Loz goes back on telly and uses her bags to hide her belly!

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WordSalad

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annabelle_bronstein said:
BEWFUL HOME SCHOOLING that’s a new one 😳
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Lauren Goodger reveals she'd love to homeschool daughter Larose, 2

In an exclusive chat with MailOnline, Lauren revealed that she's been thinking ahead to the future and whether it would be best to homeschool Larose or the traditional method.
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She can teech Lailliterate evryfink wot she nose. Like filtering photos, pouting, watching telly all day, scoffing unhealthy food. And never using a preposition. She don't need go school.
 
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Jujujulia95

Will probably be 'excommunicado' John Wick style and have to go on the lam with that cutie Pombear, but: I actually kind of like her outfit from the interview (if it were in her size), and don't think she looks that big in the pap pics with the black outfit (if it weren't sheer) 😬
It's her constant need to appear like someone that she isn't
 
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Ladeepfriedmarsbar

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Hiding behind Hammond!!!
I do that when paps hide outside my house. Strategically position one of the kids in front of my stomach!
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Obviously forgot to sit down when she was trying on her clothes.
She could have had Dermot’s eye out if one of those buttons on the Clementine net inspired blouse had given way!
 
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Sooty2u

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In what world does this top fit her?! Does she not have mirrors?!
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henriettadubois2

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Jesus!!! Alison has had a glow up!!!
Poor old Lauren, Hammond looks like Naomi Campbell next to Goodyeah!
 
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Sunnydaze101

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Sooty2u said:
In what world does this top fit her?! Does she not have mirrors?!
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She has mirrors. They’re just not used. She sells her unused mirrors when she sells her pile of microwaves that she scored from a drug deal gone wrong.
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henriettadubois2 said:
Jesus!!! Alison has had a glow up!!!
Poor old Lauren, Hammond looks like Naomi Campbell next to Goodyeah!
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Poor old Lauren, Hammond looks like Naomi Campbell next to Goodyeah!
 
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Sunnydaze101

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Jemandtheholograms said:
On Amy’s instagram vs her Instagram
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Hahahahha. That’s hilarious. When you zoom in on Amy’s fingers that are photoshopped to death. Man Fattyboombatty must be spewing about these pictures and videos of herself today. If she didn’t portray herself
To be like a size 12 and went with her actual + size no one would give a tit.
 
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Jas19/2

Just come across this thread, yes Lauren is carrying some extra weight but at least she’s not a gaslighting narcissist bleep like the other one and his family, he bleeping scarred that girl for life with the mental abuse and reminds me so much like Peter Andre
he is bleeping washed and riding along on his wifes career
Michelle can do so much better no wonder she takes a lot of acting roles which take her away from home
I thought Lauren always come across as lovely on TOWIE and was quite pretty
 
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Intoxicating

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Jas19/2 said:
Just come across this thread, yes Lauren is carrying some extra weight but at least she’s not a gaslighting narcissist bleep like the other one and his family, he bleeping scarred that girl for life with the mental abuse and reminds me so much like Peter Andre
he is bleeping washed and riding along on his wifes career
Michelle can do so much better no wonder she takes a lot of acting roles which take her away from home
I thought Lauren always come across as lovely on TOWIE and was quite pretty
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Hi Lauren welcome to the club
 
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