Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

[Piff paff puff]

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A small meal for our BYG, prob washed down with a few bottles of vino! Poor Layorkshirepudding stuck in her high chair again, whilst fatty stuffs her face and gets bladdered!

Is that a boxing glove to the left? Half a carrot, half a parsnip, yorkie, chicken leg? Roast dinner for 1 and a half, I couldn't be arsed.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Lichrully..

 

[Anna666]

I'm blocked and couldn't see it on the story viewer thing either so she must have deleted now?

She is pulling the little one forward, backwards, but is being very rough, dosent look playful to me, got no idea how to post it here, hopefully someone does

 

[Dont swipe up!]

Here’s the post https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-...-her-arse-had-a-reduction.36903/post-13921088

Thank you
That’s awfull

 

[WordSalad]

What the fuck is that???
Fuken hilarious

Chaz would love balls as big as the one down her tights.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

What’s the deal with LG assfeiks? Has she actually had a single paying client or just paid for, unprofessional training? She can’t even manage to blow dry her own hair, how would someone trust her with a needle?

It's not her company!

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

Anybody watch The Apprentice? There’s a dead ringer for one of our Big Lozzes alter ego’s on it. Nearly spat my tea out last night …….

I was just thinking that last night!! Took a look at her insta, she loves a filter too

 

[small town girl]

Whoever subscribes to this must be clinically insane!

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Does anybody have the technology to wipe that white line out so we can see how many subscribers she has got?

She seems to have deleted it...

 

[troutpout69]

My mouth dried up just looking at those dry roasties.
I can't look at the yorky pud. But those spuds, she's going to break a tooth on those.

Everywhere she eats it's like the chomp of doom, the meals always look awful.

Toby Carvery isn’t exactly renowned for fine dining

 

[Lottiew1]

Pair of cunts! Poor laimstillunimpressedwithmydivvyparentsflump

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Ok so she grifted the carpet cleaner - Skanky did that the other day

She got those ludicrous Lip Things - Skanky got those the other day

What next eh?
Skanky fucked off to Thailand for 3 weeks - Lozza has gone to Lidl!

Lozza is the Lidl of d-list celebs. 0, zilch. Nothing going for her. She must be eating away at any of her money she has left from her stint on TOWIE decades ago.

 

[Crowbag]

This made me pmsl thinking of LaOrse asking Lozza about Jake’s ghost, Murat, Bear & Ch’Arge and anyone else

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Have you seen the range of cards? They're fabulously rude.

 

[Lottiew1]

Been a long time user but for some reason my old log on was going slow so had to make a new one

Also love yours! Miss the good old days!
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Just seen her latest story. I wholeheartedly apologise if this upsets or offends anyone but I just can’t understand how someone who lost a baby less than a year ago can say ‘everything happens for a reason’ (Paraphrasing). I just seriously can’t get my head around it

She's a twat! She's over it

 

[lamaitresse]

I've never seen this face before

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She cares so much about her appearance yet doesn't airbrush out the flyaway hairs. She is baffling, is Lozza.

 

[bargainhunt99]

I'd rather be fingered by Edward Scissorhands....

Oh. My. God. Laughing my head off

 

[Dont swipe up!]

Dearest odd bod .... I for one have missed you ( and your biggg teeefs ) ... Welcome back ( It wont last ) but Il enjoy it while I can .... together, you are both comedy gold

God there so ugly!!!

 

[Xxcxcc]

Loooool xx.

I couldn't resist it, but l've made 3 Fat Bastard pics, They're very addictive @Xxcxcc xx.

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Hope I've got the pics right I not saw the film so had to Google lol x

Amazing pom. Love it x

 

[mummykayles]

Like Larose, two of my kids have my colouring (deathly pale) but the other two have their dads colouring. I don't suppose anyone knows what Loz's natural skin colouring is due to the fake tan and make up she trowels on

 

[Xxcxcc]

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Is it .5 turn to be pregnant this time xx imagine the magazine shots ,xx.

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Brilliant xx

 

[bargainhunt99]

The resemblance is uncanny crazy . Also lasocket how I wish we also had @Pombear22 on the quickendon thread to add to your genius

Plenty of scope for your masterpieces on there @Pom Bear