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Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?
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How bored does her little girl look at that safari 
Her new Instagram reel is up! Here’s some of my favourite screenshots. I’m absolutely shocked that she’s so obviously photoshopped La’hairsnotlongenough!! (Says no one, ever…) that monkey is probably equally as shocked to see the graceful silverback gorilla beating its chest and looking for food out of its enclosure…
Also, I sat through 5 minutes of the circle of life and endless pictures of wild beasts roaming the zoo so you don’t have to… the animals were nice though.
I don’t half feel sorry for the zoo. I’m guessing they grifted this experience for free in return for the exposure and they get two measly Instagram reels.
Also, I sat through 5 minutes of the circle of life and endless pictures of wild beasts roaming the zoo so you don’t have to… the animals were nice though.
I don’t half feel sorry for the zoo. I’m guessing they grifted this experience for free in return for the exposure and they get two measly Instagram reels.
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I'm laughing like crazy that she is looking up at a baboon's arse! Also to be fair, maybe the zoo paid for the silverback's guest appearance. The only time lozza can really draw a crowd
Some more corkers for you all! Ahhh I’ve missed the shenanigans of our bewful gorilla gal. Thanks big loz for the laughter during my nightshift!
also nomorefakers, I for one would pay good money to see wild lozza in her enclosure. Takeaway wrappers everywhere, reeking of smoke with crusty thong bodysuits lying around. Maybe our gel misheard and thought she’d be a stand in for a flamingo or something, with her being so petite, soft and just bewful!!!
also nomorefakers, I for one would pay good money to see wild lozza in her enclosure. Takeaway wrappers everywhere, reeking of smoke with crusty thong bodysuits lying around. Maybe our gel misheard and thought she’d be a stand in for a flamingo or something, with her being so petite, soft and just bewful!!!
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Loz and Chaz seen together the first time in public and with matching 'his and her' arses 
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Amazing rare species profiles in the giraffe photos, blimey Loz. What have you done.
And I agree, love LaMuvvathatyou? staring at the monkey bum and wondering how it's the same as her muvva's face.
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Lauren Goodyear thread suggestion #83
Lozza's nappy arse is back to haunt her,
Monkey's bum is flashed to taunt her.
And I agree, love LaMuvvathatyou? staring at the monkey bum and wondering how it's the same as her muvva's face.
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Lauren Goodyear thread suggestion #83
Lozza's nappy arse is back to haunt her,
Monkey's bum is flashed to taunt her.
Think some Work Experience kid or YTS apprentice has been trying to photoshop this first pic. You can see where they've tried to shave 5 stone off her bum and legs!! Oh dear, someone's gunna get fired!!
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That poor child. We all know BYG don't look like this but OMG changing her face and adding 6 inches of fake hair to your baby is ludicrous. In fact it's scandalous and should be illegal. LaImBeautifulAsIAm before and after photos. That poor child, I dread to think of how she will feel knowing 'Muvva doesn't fink I'm pretty enuf.' BUT WE ALL THINK YOU ARE PERFECT JUST AS YOU ARE.
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Breaks my heart to see her doing this. You would think the loss of one child would make her treasure LaNotgoodEnuf4Muvva all the more, imperfections (in her eyes) and all. I just don't get it.
We know she reads this blog. PLEASE LAUREN, PLEASE STOP PHOTOSHOPPING YOUR PERFECT BABY.
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That poor child. We all know BYG don't look like this but OMG changing her face and adding 6 inches of fake hair to your baby is ludicrous. In fact it's scandalous and should be illegal. LaImBeautifulAsIAm before and after photos. That poor child, I dread to think of how she will feel knowing 'Muvva doesn't fink I'm pretty enuf.' BUT WE ALL THINK YOU ARE PERFECT JUST AS YOU ARE.
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Breaks my heart to see her doing this. You would think the loss of one child would make her treasure LaNotgoodEnuf4Muvva all the more, imperfections (in her eyes) and all. I just don't get it.
We know she reads this blog. PLEASE LAUREN, PLEASE STOP PHOTOSHOPPING YOUR PERFECT BABY.
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Giraffe “duck Me is that the beast of Essex?? Quick boys fetch me my camera I need to get a pic of this beast in the wild. It’s hideous looking”
Hilarious how Chazs blue trackie is in the reel for a millisecond but no longer… trying to make out they’re not together like KP and Crawl Woods but like them, making a bad job of it
I note she made sure everyone got to see" VIP Experiences" right over her big headHer new Instagram reel is up! Here’s some of my favourite screenshots. I’m absolutely shocked that she’s so obviously photoshopped La’hairsnotlongenough!! (Says no one, ever…) that monkey is probably equally as shocked to see the graceful silverback gorilla beating its chest and looking for food out of its enclosure…
Also, I sat through 5 minutes of the circle of life and endless pictures of wild beasts roaming the zoo so you don’t have to… the animals were nice though.
I don’t half feel sorry for the zoo. I’m guessing they grifted this experience for free in return for the exposure and they get two measly Instagram reels.
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"Cos dass wot I iz innit mayte!"
See the butterfly lips are looking gorgeous.
I live near Woburn Safari park, gutted they gifted the VIP experience to BYG.
I live near Woburn Safari park, gutted they gifted the VIP experience to BYG.
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So she’s sold the edited pics as an exclusive to OK mag and then held off releasing her own Woburn pics till the magazine released there’s. She’s prob been hiding big time so no one paps them together so that the “exclusive first pics of fatty and fatty 2 together” hold their value and sell for more 
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Like clockwork, scheduling in for a fat reduction.
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Lauren Goodger plans boob and bum reduction 'to go back to natural' look
EXCLUSIVE: Following her recent weight loss, former TOWIE star Lauren Goodger is planning further surgery to reduce her boobs and bum, a source exclusively tells us
www.ok.co.uk
Like clockwork, scheduling in for a fat reduction.
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She’ll need surgery to remove that pleather jacket at this rateSo she’s sold the edited pics as an exclusive to OK mag and then held off releasing her own Woburn pics till the magazine released there’s. She’s prob been hiding big time so no one paps them together so that the “exclusive first pics of fatty and fatty 2 together” hold their value and sell for more
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---Lauren Goodger plans boob and bum reduction 'to go back to natural' look
EXCLUSIVE: Following her recent weight loss, former TOWIE star Lauren Goodger is planning further surgery to reduce her boobs and bum, a source exclusively tells uswww.ok.co.uk
Like clockwork, scheduling in for a fat reduction.
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Did she have a date with the Silverback?
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Exactly. She must think this Pleather jacket looks awesome. It’s on her day and nite
What’s with the long hair photoshopped onto Lahairextension in one of those pics?
Also….WTF is this face?
Also….WTF is this face?
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Add prolapsed bumhole lips to the list big gel
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