Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

[Piff paff puff]

Did she edit this picture to make it look this ugly?

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Its the noo straw hole lips unable to close her lips over the dentures. Why would you want your teef permanently on show, bleeping rabbit.
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Another creepy smile photoshopped on to poor la’mumsfaceismeltingpoor sprog born into such a fuqin circus
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She’s literally this emoji
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Wax melt face

She's put the teenager filter off faceapp on laflump LMFAO

 

[Allmyownopinion]

Omg the lumps on the fake arse, looks like she’s thrown a load of rice pudding down her cheap leggings & it’s sliding down the top of her legs

 

[MMA69]

What the duck is that???
Fuken hilarious

 

[Totallygobsmacked]

One of the comments on her in the wild reel... lol who we talking bout vanessa?

 

[NinaStar90]

My prayers have been answered.

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

I am speechless

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

I am speechless

Haha haha someone’s freeballing

 

[NinaStar90]

I am speechless

He looks like a little boy waiting for his mummy in the left picture

 

[hayleybaby]

Those photos are hysterical ! That arse! .5 setting like a little gnome on the naughty step! He’s got the worlds biggest came toe too! Our patience has paid off scrunchies! These photos are superb!

 

[Notredamn]

MANGINA ALERT

 

[troutpout69]

I am speechless

I thought he was a PT, he’s a right fat duck! You can defo tell the pair of them are spending more time together chowing takeaways and Toby Carvery’s down!

 

[Bonbon76]

If she can do Only Fans then I reckon I might be able to do it too.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Could someone please explain this picture to me… is it photoshop gone wrong with her arse? have they tried to remove half her arse buy only half succeeded as it’s still faintly there.
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And her face
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She thinks if she puts fake lashes on and blows her lips up she’s sexy!!!! But they make her look 500000 worst. Can’t even see her eyes

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Can someone help me make sense of this please?

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Could someone please explain this picture to me… is it photoshop gone wrong with her arse? have they tried to remove half her arse buy only half succeeded as it’s still faintly there.
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And her face
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She thinks if she puts fake lashes on and blows her lips up she’s sexy!!!! But they make her look 500000 worst. Can’t even see her eyes

My dear Sunny, I think our brains are all a bit frazzled today, too much for us Scrunchies to take in and process - we don't usually have this much visual and written content to deal with and I think we need all need a toby Carvery for pre-midnight snack and an early night. We can continue refreshed in the morn!

 

[Notredamn]

‘Lauren styled her brunette tresses loosely in a straight fashion and bolstered her striking features with a full-coverage make-up palette.
Meanwhile, Charles cut an athletic figure in a dark blue Nike tracksuit set’

This extract from the DM has cracked me up

 

[nomorefakers]

Serious question .... ohh BIGGGGGG one .... when ( IF ) the surgeon sucks out all your blubber, removes those hideous bum implants .... makes your tits smaller, wiv front on nips ... can he/she also shrink that massive neanderthal head? ..... is there an op for that .... cause its going to be rather hard, walking around with a flat arse, small boobs front nips, skinny minny ` petite ` body .... while struggling to hold up that big bonce

Big loz the silverback missing link

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

She’s the gift that keeps on giving isn’t she

 

[Pom Bear]

We get to see Loz "in the wild" at last lol x...

 

[Jujujulia95]

Only reason they took her to the safari is because it was gifted it seems. Although, have yet to see a smile on little one‘s face, looks like she’s not used to being out

 

[hayleybaby]

I’m can’t get over these photos, I keep going back and creasing up. The more you look at them the funnier they get. Poor choice by .5 to wear and ‘icon’