Posh for Tots. You dimwit. When you're too busy to cook? She'll demolish them herself in one sitting. bleeping Beast.
Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?
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She’s so fricken thick it’s not even funny. How much more stupid can one get. And she wants to home school…. I don’t even think she’s ever read a books to LaFML
She’d find join the dots too much
“Wen your bizzy”
Is she taking the piss?
Doesn't iron. Doesn't cook. Doesn't clean. Doesn’t blow dry her own mangey hair extensions. Bizzy doing duck all.
She’s just a fat lazy sloth, always has been, always will be. Pre Lawakesmeup, she used to live in her sloth pit day and night. Like literally bed bound all day.
If odd bod is back, which I think he is .... she`s buzzzy keeping him happy, so he dosent piss off and shag Nana crack .... BIGGG lozzz has zero self respect ... she the type of woman who would do anything to keep her ` man ` which probably includes being available sexually, when ever he feels horny ... in her thick head ` He`s a catch .. young ... handsome ... fit guy ` when in all truth, he is a slimy creep, that isnt very fussy, where he dips his wick, freeloading scumbag ... sadly she will hold onto him for dear life, because NO sane man will go near her“Wen your bizzy”
Is she taking the piss?
Doesn't iron. Doesn't cook. Doesn't clean. Doesn’t blow dry her own mangey hair extensions. Bizzy doing duck all.
.... Id imagine she's putting those ` anal prolapse ` lips to good use 
.... hence ` Bin bizzyyyy ` while the lil one naps
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She's busy being the Beast of Chigwell. The Manor Road Munter!“Wen your bizzy”
Is she taking the piss?
Doesn't iron. Doesn't cook. Doesn't clean. Doesn’t blow dry her own mangey hair extensions. Bizzy doing duck all.
Someone's playing Lauren at her own game 
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You make my day Anna.. Me and my little one have got neuro virus at the mo but you have put a smile on my mush this morning..If odd bod is back, which I think he is .... she`s buzzzy keeping him happy, so he dosent piss off and shag Nana crack .... BIGGG lozzz has zero self respect ... she the type of woman who would do anything to keep her ` man ` which probably includes being available sexually, when ever he feels horny ... in her thick head ` He`s a catch .. young ... handsome ... fit guy ` when in all truth, he is a slimy creep, that isnt very fussy, where he dips his wick, freeloading scumbag ... sadly she will hold onto him for dear life, because NO sane man will go near her
duck me, she had one job to do with that little video and fucked even that up! Posh for tots! I’m dead 
Itsh not eashy shpeakin with inshide out lipsh
She will scoff those dinners in one hit her and cheesy knobhead 0.5 Greedy pair
Two portions of rice and peas eh Big Gel? 
What the hell is that tit? It looks disgusting.
A small meal for our big Gel! Wonder if odd bod shared or whether that’s all for fatty boom boom!
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Going on past form, that's all for fatty boom boom. She getin elfy doncha no, craves the goodniss.
Is she trying to grift a free bed now? She’ll need a bigger one if she keeps eating takeaways that size! 
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She's back to the same pattern, she had previously ... posting the hefty portions, of when ` odd bod ` was there, I think this is the clearest indication yet, that they're back together .... Dear silly BIGGGGGG lozzzz ... I'm confused ... what's a ` take in??? ` 
and why do you ` both ` need a bigger bed ...... keep eating ` take ins and you`ll be sharing that bed on your lonesome, there will be no room for anyone else ` ... maybe someone is gearing up to a big reveal ( in her pea brian )
and why do you ` both ` need a bigger bed ...... keep eating ` take ins and you`ll be sharing that bed on your lonesome, there will be no room for anyone else ` ... maybe someone is gearing up to a big reveal ( in her pea brian )Attachments
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