Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

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This is the thing in Manchester she is doing… wonder if LaYorkshirepudding is going too…
 
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Is that post supposed to tempt me to book on the course and/or be a model?

I’d rather subscribe to her OnlyFans and that’s saying something.
 
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This is the thing in Manchester she is doing… wonder if LaYorkshirepudding is going too…
They advertise Fatty with 25% off the course and then the next advertisement is 70% off all
Courses for everyone. How fucking stupid are the people she deals with? 70% off a course so u can pay 480 and learn how to butcher someone’s face and say you have been medically trained. What a joke. These cowboys need to be investigated
 
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Well that makes perfect sense then.
This is filtrd lips. Trademark.

Imagine how magnificent these beauties will look!
Touching the nose at the top and the chin at the bottom.
Classy.
Subtle.
 
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How much are they offering to pay people to be frankenmodel Guinea pigs for the trainees to practise on? Cos you’d need to be both a) broke AF b) raving fucking mad to proceed!
 
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The next big thing will be ‘shovel’ lips where you bash your clients repeatedly in the gob with a shovel for that ultra flat profile and bruised effect. Kipper Price, Sally Axl and BYG are booked in for it already!
 
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Who would want her sticking injections into them she’s so thick
 
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She must be the thickest stupidest person on Tattle. It’s like she doesn’t have a brain and all she can focus on is herself
 
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why is She training in Manchester both the clinic's she has used recently have training courses in Essex and london is it because she wants freebies
 
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De-influencing again. This isn't the first time I've seen a gifted ad where I can't read what the hell she's trying to say because the font is too light.

Her immune system *cough* *comedowns* probably needs all the help it can get.
 
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These lips; Reading that blarney above I'd like to ask how she can drink anything as it surely must all come drizzling out of her gob when the lips no longer close over her Turkey Teefs?
She looks as if she's rammed a sink plunger in her gob
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Probably be even nicer Lozz when you add it to a tumbler of voddy
 
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‘Thank you posh for tots’ the company is called POTS for tots. Impossible is our Lozza
 
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