Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

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WordSalad

troutpout69 said:
Poor lawhere’smymother isn’t going recognise Big Gel soon, given she’s doesn’t either look or sound like herself anymore!
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Who is looking after the poor kid? Fatty spent hours avin er air dun yesterday an naah she been in asfeics clinic terday. Is Lapleaseadoptme stuck in front of a telly somewhere bored out of her mind? Does she still even live wiv Big Mumma? Hopefully someone's taking care of her coz Fatty will spend the rest of the day posting her noo look lips on Insta. Oo u look gorjus hun, slaaayyy queen, and so on.
 
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Piff paff puff

When I say whacked to fuck with the ugly stick
Id feel the vom rise if a beast like this started talking to me.
 
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Crowbag

Loz, Loz!
Don't listen to them.

You look fabulous! Bewful!
Just one thing though.
I'm not being rude, but you could do one thing to look even prettier. I know, you're already very pretty. But hear me out.

GO BIGGER!
GO BIGGER!
Get them pumped up a bit more, maybe get a bit more cut into your philtrum, make that top bit bigger and more bewful.

Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do iiiiiiiiiit.
 
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Heneghs

Literally looks like a prolapsed bumhole,
Whatta time to be alive, seeing this Neanderthal destroying herself with each and every horrific trip to the butchers
Well done Loz u dumb ape
 
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NinaStar90

I sometimes wonder if children with parents who look TOTALLY unlike how they should will have any effect on childhood development? Isn't there something about 'recognising features your mother has' that is evolutionary for babies?
 
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Cazza81

She must be seriously messed up in the head to mutilate her lips like that. It's like something from a horror film.
 
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Bungdidin

Noonoosanne2 said:
I’ve no fucking words! Wtf are butterfly lips
Katie price had the same yesterday they are horrific
My dead dog god rest his soul had a prolapsed arse that looked exactly like this
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They look absolutely gross. Id rather have a baboon's arse when it's mating season stuck to my face
 
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Bonbon76

NinaStar90 said:
I sometimes wonder if children with parents who look TOTALLY unlike how they should will have any effect on childhood development? Isn't there something about 'recognising features your mother has' that is evolutionary for babies?
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I hope not, for the sake of adopted children etc.
 
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Pom Bear

I decided I would get some too x.



Loooool x


Oh and my hair done....



and eyebrows...

 
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Chi4

Noonoosanne2 said:
I’ve no fucking words! Wtf are butterfly lips
Katie price had the same yesterday they are horrific
My dead dog god rest his soul had a prolapsed arse that looked exactly like this
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What an absolute mess bunch of absolute numpties these Z listers
 
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stardust1

I had to come have a nose after I saw them fucking lipsit’s been proven the steri strips do fuck all
 
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maggisojuicy

There’s something very uncanny valley about these folks with faces choc full of filler.
 
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Ekathrina

Katie Price, Sallie Axl and BYG all had these same ‘butterfly lips’ done in the last couple of days. It does make me wonder what goes on in their heads that makes them so desperate to conform to these asinine trends. I do wonder if it became the latest trend to have a fossilised dog turd surgically implanted smack bang in the centre of the forehead would they all get it done? I think the answer is undoubtedly YES.
 
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terfette

Her most recent post on Instagram has baffled me. That’s not a fringe??? A fringe sits above your eyes. Wtf is she even talking about?
 
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CrazyBaldhead

terfette said:
Her most recent post on Instagram has baffled me. That’s not a fringe??? A fringe sits above your eyes. Wtf is she even talking about?
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She's never known what she talks about because it overworks her one brain cell!
 
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Pennylope26

I know someone who actually has this, it looks worse in real life
 
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