Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon

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Eureka

Isn’t this a bit like those cryptic posts on Facebook that have everyone asking “ u ok hun?”
 
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jellybelly48

Dont swipe up! said:
My god thank you!!!!!!
It’s been killing me the past few days!!!
I knew you beautiful gels would help this soft gel out!
I can sleep better now tonight
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ha ha youre welcome - it was the first image that popped in my head when you described the beast so i thought it may be the one you were thinking of ha ha x
 
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Pampered Pam

towie have signed Amy's boyfriend as a full-time cast member also she is in talks for the filming of the birth of her twins towie start filming in a couple of weeks has lauren decided if she will go back as according to the SUN they are desperate to get her to sign up she will be the big star do these paps believe any rubbish she spouts by now if that was true she would be already signed up not selling herself on onlyfans and selling anything that's not nailed down to pay her rent
 
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behindthesofa

WTAF is the moron up to with deleting her posts?
We all know what a fucking weapon she is, you can't polish a fucking turd!
 
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Pom Bear

A-Soul said:
Love it Pom!! Just when I think I can’t laugh anymore than I did on your last masterpiece.

Is it me or does Lou look very much like. 5 there?!

Added: Pic for further Char’g lookalikey reference:
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Thank you xx.

Lol that does look like him and that gave me an idea for a pic... xx.....






Thanks @Clickbait for all your hard work xx...

 
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Hannah2291

Haven’t been on here for a while as Loz has been so damn boring but loving that my ‘jumble sale of doom’ phrase is still going

And what in the attention-seeking madness is happening here?! Definitely trying to reinvent herself the thing is, she loves being on social media so she will either get the new ‘content’ up very soon or she’ll get bored and just repost her old stuff. Maybe actually something she’ll follow through on unlike her YouTube channel or annex of asfetix. Cannot wait.

Here’s my speculation about the new content:
1. All raunchy OF posts with posts of her babies scattered in between for more inappropriateness
2. Her famous cooking channel she promised on Tik Tok. All sweetcorn recipes
3. Flashback posts of her on TOWIE to pretend she’s back on the show
4. Tutorials on how to look nothing like yourself in real life
5. A health and fitness page masquerading for all the surgery she has. She has her lipo in instalments to pretend it’s real weight loss (and she’ll be on a payment plan for the surgery so they’ll maybe do one cankle at a time) and tags herself at juice cleanse retreats (remember those days)

Hang on, it’s BYG!! What am I thinking?! It’ll be all of the above as she has no creativity, honesty or integrity.
 

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Pennylope26

The way she is always putting old pictures of herself does make you wonder if she regrets what she’s done to her face etc
 
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Notredamn

‘Comes with folds’…does she mean ‘they come back folded’? Why can’t she just be normal fgs.
 
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Eureka

Why when you are wishing your sister a happy birthday would you post an interview about a boob job She has absolutely no boundaries
 
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Intoxicating

She’s absolutely bonkers. So her insta is ‘under construction’ she purged all her posts and photos yet leaves all highlights and vids up which of course still show her fake different faces and bodies.

It‘s like someone said oh go through insta make sure there’s no bad posts but because she’s lazy she just deleted them all.
 
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Clickbait

Eureka said:
Why when you are wishing your sister a happy birthday would you post an interview about a boob job She has absolutely no boundaries
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Also notice she has to mention it’s her big sister. And as usual picks photos she thinks she looks good in. Just a series of digs.
 
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