Lauren Goodger #8 Lozza and her face so large turned her boyfriend into Arg.

[BettyCrocker]

"Charles & I will marry after lockdown" . Really? He'll probably be gone before that magazine is out of date!
Is she 3 months pregnant with triplets?
BUT I guess that explains the big frequent meals.... she's been eating for 2
Desperately hoping she turns into a normal human being for the sake of the baby
Waiting for skanky flaps Pricey to offer her congratulations.....

Hahahaha this woman is an absolute LOON!!!!! This guy will be gone before she has her 20 week scan. Married?! Don’t be daft!!!!! I don’t believe for a second that she’s 14 weeks pregnant- she looks more like she’s about 6 months gone!!!

 

[KateLouise]

Another 'celeb' who will expect her baby to be sleep trained by a few days old. Let's just hope she doesn't take any advice from Lauren Goodman and just feeds her baby in the night!

All these babies are just a meal ticket for free stuff...

Writing this as my 13 month old is being cuddled to sleep after having me up four times in the night.

Sincerely
A very tired mom

 

[NinaStar90]

She's showing a pretty big bump for them only having been together since Sept or October...

 

[Thetruth123]

I don’t believe she is pregnant sorry but I don’t , most ‘celebs’ do a mag reveal yes but also a cute little scan reaveal or baby grow pic or a more natural couple holding bump pic ...don’t know the whole thing seems off too me something not right

 

[Debsy37]

She looks about 7 months!! It’s just she is finally showing her real body so it feels like a shock !

 

[NinaStar90]

Enjoying a huge shit after this probably. They don't half put it away.

 

[Blowup80]

To me she looks like she wears her knickers two days running and has that fadge smell that can happen after a couple of days. Come on women, we know, that's why we wash! Those tight leggings/stockings/things are all just screaming thrush. Which means "if" chunky Chaz is giving her one some guys have itchy arses. Just an observation.

 

[Blond3g1rl]

She’s got a new target audience now on OF. Those who like to wank over pregnant women

 

[Pot2PeeIn]

Genuine question- s this classed as “essential work” with or without a covid test? Getting your tuts n clunge out reallly can’t be essential.
Tuts is not a spelling error- It’s Scottish lol

 

[DailyChatter]

I always try to see the nice side in everything and I really hope this is what she needs to give her life focus and direction. With or without Charles. Because now she’s going to have to think about and prioritise someone else 24/7 instead of herself. This could be a really good opportunity to have a reset- she can’t drink/smoke etc, can’t have Botox and fillers, can’t use sunbeds for the next 6 months. And certainly ditch the Only Fans. She could use this as an opportunity to reconnect with a softer, kinder and more feminine side to herself instead of constantly needing to look sexy.

She could now focus on her health, promote beauty, wellness, pregnancy and baby products. Of course get fit and lose weight after baby. Maybe get those huge boob implants downsized later down the line (nothing wrong with having a yummy mummy makeover). And then show her priority is really looking after herself properly and her baby. And if it works out with Charles, great but he’s also not a big deal in the grand scheme of things. She has what she needs from him now (sorry to be harsh about that but she really does not need him as a partner. Just hope he steps up as a father) I would have so much more respect for her and love her like her Towie days if this becomes her focus. Look at Sam Fairs and all the others who have become mums- they’re trendy, fashionable, keep fit and healthy (properly, not posing in the park), and soft and feminine and are also great mums. I hope Lauren follows the same way.

No way is she selfless enough to ditch the fillers, Botox, sunbeds
And Sam Faiers is not a mother of the year example jetting your kids off during a pandemic whilst illegal to do so. Then coming home and moaning how hard homeschooling is. Yeah right. The sooner these sad af pretentious wannabes disappear from the limelight the better

 

[NinaStar90]

I'm a former escort and have onlyfans. Don't let my child (14) have tic toc and he never uses insta because, and I quote, "The girls I see every day don't even look like they do at school."

 

[Jaybtee]

Honestly he looks fucking sedated.
Why are both their massive heads superimposed onto the picture-- they are SO fucking odd.
He's been desperate for fame and now has a little bit even if it's with Lauren. Poor kid

 

[BettyCrocker]

Agree that the bump looks suspicious. Imagine if she's not preggo and this is all some mad lie from her to get money

I was actually going to say the same thing. I wouldn’t be at all shocked or surprised if in a few weeks we don’t have a story that shes had a miscarriage..... sounds awful but she’s that much of a scum bag

 

[Chi4]

That I’m just a young girl is rather odd, you are nearly middle aged now love ! A young woman is like 18-20s.

 

[Pot2PeeIn]

now that is a new thread title!!

 

[Chi4]

I agree she COOKS some shit but she didn’t cook that. It looks exactly how it’s supposed to and it’s some cultures (mine for example) normal daily meals. Nobody even mentioned the size so that’s a shit excuse lol. Just be mindful of cultures it’s not hard



infact didn’t someone earlier say “why can’t she just have a roast chicken like me”. Borderline racist lol

Not at all , every meal looks like it’s been thrown on the plate from about ten feet.

 

[DustyRose]

These are the most natural ones ever

Because every serious athlete works out in flip flops...

 

[Pot2PeeIn]

That’s it. I’m convinced these people are special needs. There’s no other reasoning I can come up with. It’s cognitive disability.

 

[liar liar]

She’ll go all out diamanté encrusted nursery from top to bottom and designer outfits galore and the baby will have a unique moniker. Coco-Sheesh for a girl or Charlo-Polo for a boy. These next few months are going be entertaining. Thank you Lauren for giving us some life during lockdown I suggest a virtual clap for Lauren at 6pm

I don't think she needs a virtual clap - she's had the real thing enough times...

 

[Facehugger]

They're probably going to grubby hideaways for dogging!

Haha! I remember that programme about it a few years ago, where they were wearing animal masks & nipping off into the woods dogging. That little skinny bloke was with two massive bints fumbling about in the dark & cold, was one of them Lozza? Dogging tales or something it was called