I remember the first episode of the mummy diaries where she kept beaming at the camera saying ‘I know I’m a really good mum’. Christ! What this current crop of zlebs fail to realise is that being a good parent isn’t just about posting photos of them hugging their kids with captions like ‘my world’. It’s also about nurturing your kids, moulding them to be good, honest people, making sure they have the right skills to navigate life rather than how to flog whatever crap is thrown their way!