Lauren Goodger #70 Playing with Laorse is too much hassle, so Loz turned her lips into a bouncy castle

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These pictures the last couple of days are prob some of the worst we’ve seen. Absolute freak show. There ain’t no bloke walking this earth that’s getting a hard on looking at that.
 
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It looks like she’s had those threads done with the big dent above slug eyebrows
 
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It’s so bad that I specifically looked for this thread because I just can’t believe my eyes.

Michelle keegan must wonder what mark ever saw in Lauren.
Would give me the ick
 
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I wonder how long before she has another bloke lined-up to be Daddy to Laorse? Lozza does not do Alone does she?
Will she lure in that waiter from Sheesh again???
I’d bang her, with a ton of bleeping dynamite 🧨. No sane bloke would ever go near this piggopotimus. Best get Chazza back quickly before he wanders again……
 
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Bad, bad advertisement for that salon (maybe they get clients insisting they want another vial of filler - even when the practictioner wants to stop - any aestheticians I've met have always advised moderation?).

If you need proof Lauren lives in a fantasy land (as far as self-image), here's your proof. Wonder if she has circus mirrors at home, or smears them all with Vaseline?
 
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I wonder how long before she has another bloke lined-up to be Daddy to Laorse? Lozza does not do Alone does she?
Will she lure in that waiter from Sheesh again???
She never alone 😂

Loz fank yew 4 reminging me put me new shelf up a fogott but den a sore yoar lipzzz
 
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She's giving me Pete Burns vibes. What kind of advert is this for the salon? I really think we need some sort of code of ethics where behaving like this is considered mental illness and providers should intervene with 'do no harm'. How can such a naturally pretty girl look in the mirror and think she's glad she's done this to herself!?
 
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This is me, dressed down to humbly and graciously accept my award for thread title.
(curtsies)

Ahem.
(clears throat)
It has been your pleasure to accept my thread title offering. I am grateful that you have been sensible enough to...

(3 hours of self congratulation later)
...
So I thank you, my loyal friends and fellow Scrunchies.
 
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She looks like a bad drag queen. There is nothing feminine about her anymore, just a cheap and exaggerated impression of womanhood. Not sure what the point is, to make her feel better? To attract a new bloke? To show Chunk what he’s missing? She’s actually painful to look at with those ridiculous slug lips.
 
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She's giving me Pete Burns vibes. What kind of advert is this for the salon? I really think we need some sort of code of ethics where behaving like this is considered mental illness and providers should intervene with 'do no harm'. How can such a naturally pretty girl look in the mirror and think she's glad she's done this to herself!?
Pete will be spinning (right round) in his grave at the comparison
But yes I agree! Most practitioners do have morals but there will always be someone else willing to take the money. Shouldn’t be allowed
 
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