Lauren Goodger #69 Time to put down your phone and walk away, instead take Larose to the park to play.

[plattyjoobs]

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Cos she’s really pissed me off today

She actually looks like the love child of the first picture.

 

[Molly24]

She was going to abort Lorena, her words .... this is why I say to people, be careful what you put out there, what you say ... when pregnant ... tempting fate ... in her case ... publicly while expecting ... as it may come back to bite you, as It sadly did for her ... this is private stuff, and these thick influencers, have far too much to say, for their own good ... they talk utter bleeping tit, no thinking before speaking ... just blurt out any crap, in order to stay relevant ... no one needed to know, she was seriously considering aborting the baby, this should be between the mother and partner, not for cheap gossip in mags to make a few quid ... from personal experience, even the most perfect pregnancy, although thank goodness quite rare ... can end in tragedy ... looking back on that interview now, must really get to her ... which is probably the reason she keeps trying hard to convince everyone, that she's the best mother there is ... in the back of her mind, she knows this was wrong ... guilt ... the whole world dosent need to know all your business lozzz ... ` big sigh ` her behaviour clearly shows, she is not changing anytime soon

Women are allowed to have abortions, consider abortions, and talk about abortions without it "coming back to bite them".

 

[Stiltoncheese]

Sweet Jesus, that awful voice of hers!
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When she first starts talking she sounds really disinterested and bored but then it's like she suddenly remembers she is filming for insta and her voice literally changes mid sentence to that sickly sweet high baby talk.

 

[Kilo005]

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Cos she’s really pissed me off today

Surely she’s got that skirt on back to front!?

 

[thomasthetank82]

The next thread title has to be “you buy from supermarket”

Charlie's gone, oh fark it, me do better and go supermarket

 

[Flamingolegs]

Now she’s taking the moral high ground. Our bewful AnJel BYG

 

[omgwhyeye21]

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For Charlie’s birthday the football gifted him a football kit. For reasons unknown she told him he a bike:
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Im so glad i asked thanks for clearing that up

 

[daffydaffyp]

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Now she’s taking the moral high ground. Our bewful AnJel BYG

It's almost as if she read her thread....

 

[Heneghs]

In July of last year she became a football:View attachment 1527319

For Charlie’s birthday the football gifted him a football kit. For reasons unknown she told him he a bike:
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Ahhhh classic big loz,only noticed the other illiterate part, “laughing so much he schocked” these moments of thickness were
a simpler time for all us scrunchies

 

[Intoxicating]

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Now she’s taking the moral high ground. Our bewful AnJel BYG

Only one question for Lozza,

 

[TheDarkling]

The thread this afternoon has been exceptional. I’ve been in tears

I won’t lie, I can’t even read all that bollocks on her post this morning. It’s ramblings of an illiterate ho and I don’t have time or care to decipher what she is trying to say because it’s bollocks again.

I wonder what the title of her new book will be?

Me, myself, and me tin of sweetcorn.
Me inner most deepest forts’n’ feelins.

Or

Me.
Try Do Better

 

[daffydaffyp]

The thread this afternoon has been exceptional. I’ve been in tears

I won’t lie, I can’t even read all that bollocks on her post this morning. It’s ramblings of an illiterate ho and I don’t have time or care to decipher what she is trying to say because it’s bollocks again.

I wonder what the title of her new book will be?

Me, myself, and me tin of sweetcorn.
Me inner most deepest forts’n’ feelins.

Or

Me.
Try Do Better

I think it should just be titled 'Narcissistic twit'

 

[jackolantern]

The thread this afternoon has been exceptional. I’ve been in tears

I won’t lie, I can’t even read all that bollocks on her post this morning. It’s ramblings of an illiterate ho and I don’t have time or care to decipher what she is trying to say because it’s bollocks again.

I wonder what the title of her new book will be?

Me, myself, and me tin of sweetcorn.
Me inner most deepest forts’n’ feelins.

Or

Me.
Try Do Better

“Doctor we need, do mi book a read”

 

[bigshez]

Her quote sources are as thick as she is!

 

[CocoLoco2]

Sweet Jesus, that awful voice of hers!
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Jesus christ, what a bleeping ******.

*returd

 

[Sunnydaze101]

The thread this afternoon has been exceptional. I’ve been in tears

I won’t lie, I can’t even read all that bollocks on her post this morning. It’s ramblings of an illiterate ho and I don’t have time or care to decipher what she is trying to say because it’s bollocks again.

I wonder what the title of her new book will be?

Me, myself, and me tin of sweetcorn.
Me inner most deepest forts’n’ feelins.

Or

Me.
Try Do Better

“You buy at Supermarket” and a picture of her book as the cover.

 

[Crowbag]

Her quote sources are as thick as she is!

There are several parts in that post that made me want to start marking it.
With a hammer.

 

[Eureka]

There’s so much to unpick here I don’t really know where to start

 

[reetacheeta]

The thread this afternoon has been exceptional. I’ve been in tears

I won’t lie, I can’t even read all that bollocks on her post this morning. It’s ramblings of an illiterate ho and I don’t have time or care to decipher what she is trying to say because it’s bollocks again.

I wonder what the title of her new book will be?

Me, myself, and me tin of sweetcorn.
Me inner most deepest forts’n’ feelins.

Or

Me.
Try Do Better

Same I think it’s just the exceptional wit on this thread. It’s just unfortunate that it’s BYG who willingly lends herself up as the muse

 

[Motherofboys]

There’s so much to unpick here I don’t really know where to start

That’s written exactly how you would expect a 10yr old child to explain what they’ve done in the holidays. Waffle