Lauren goodger #6 Corn, Tomato, Pudding and Pie, kissed the Boy and made him Bi

[BigMavis]

Yea but its gravity defying, how do the implants stay up, they're very high.

 

[Chi4]

That really is one unit

 

[Grannymel]

Laurenified it for her

Looks as if when she sat down too eat her sweetcorn all the air came out her arse

There is a LOT going on in this clip but try to ignore it and have a look at her original face and body, both of which were a billion times better than what she has now:



I actually think she was quite attractive back then. It's bloody tragic.

Bitchiness rippin right out of her

Think that little boy is seriously ill, he needs bone marrow bless him. Maybe she was asked to share it

Nah she would have eaten it

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Maybe that’s where she shits and that’s how she wipes that massive arse....then she trails it along the ground like a dog in heat......that’s the secret

 

[BigMavis]

Lauren can't go out...
Cos then the law she'd flout
She'll sit and fart while Charles plays with his part.
He'll feed her corn while they film porn.
Lauren can't go out!

Haaaaahhh!!!

 

[Dinkydonut]

he was always my go to character - his fat arse helped me win and besides - they have similarities don’t they

Genius

 

[Chi4]

I love a girl in stilettoes but Lozza's shoes are just bloody horrible.

Pigs trotters are quite apt as a description however even Miss Piggy wouldn't be seen dead in them.

Miss Piggy has more taste.

Haha that is actually her cankles and feet

 

[Jellybb]

This article is from years ago.

Yes I was just sharing it as it had the same style of writing of what the previous poster was laughing at....

 

[265]

Not to mention she's been breaking rules since lockdown first started.

Has she ever been fined?

 

[Pot2PeeIn]

How do you report if you don’t know where she is?

 

[BigMavis]

Think that little boy is seriously ill, he needs bone marrow bless him. Maybe she was asked to share it

 

[liar liar]

Uncanny..

Sorta beef tomato v. cherry tomato...

 

[Chi4]

It’s a different kind of stupid. If you break the rules don’t post it on your stories ffs. Serious low level intelligence

Think it’s deleted as I can’t see anything now !

 

[Katie8ee]

Cos he looks like a wee creepy dead monster or maybe to be fair it's cos he wishes he was a wee cute raptor and wants to pump the shit out of Chris Pratt

Same

 

[265]

NEW THREAD STARTED.

Lauren Goodger #7 Big loz flouts all lockdown rules, sweetcorn makes up 95% of her stools

NEW THREAD and Thanks to NinaStar90 for another award winning Thread Title. LAST THREAD - https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-6-corn-tomato-pudding-and-pie-kissed-the-boy-and-made-him-bi.12513/page-50 Carry on people. :p

tattle.life

 

[Ladysarah123]

She blocked me on Instagram so I don’t know any updates on her

 

[BigMavis]

When Countdown's Susie Dent let's me use h

Moved house recently and I just bagged all the old make-up up meaning to go through it. I haven't yet and have just found a Rimmel Lip Liner Pencil in 'Summer Wine' - it must be 100 years old - thanks for making me look.


Does that mean it won't be cool for me to have 'The Theme from Harry's Game' at my funeral ?

Sadly no longer acceptable my friend, I'd suggest Another one bites the dust.

 

[Noonoosanne2]

does anyone know a contact for admin? For some reason my phones logged me off my original account for the first time since I came on here, I can’t remember which email I used to reset my password as I can’t remember the password so I have set up a new account for now

 

[Sunnydaze101]

It’s in the same living room Charles was playing that headband game

 

[Blakelycakey]

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daily mail article. Make out session in car. Classy!!

Why does she look like the goodman sisters in this same app? Same surgeon?

 

[265]

It's been posted on one of these threads - Repton Park, Essex.

Ah, near Grange Hill, think I've been there.