Lauren goodger #6 Corn, Tomato, Pudding and Pie, kissed the Boy and made him Bi

[megsmagoo]

I watched her on celebs go to therapy and she actually came across fairly well on there and looked normal. Still delusional with some massively strange views on relationships obviously

 

[Pinkpen 84]

I am definitely jealous of Lauren.

She’s not even pretending to be at home now. That’s not her house. She is infuriating. I hope she gets a massive fine. Had enough of people not following the rules.
Went to the supermarket today and there was a man ranting how it’s all a conspiracy by Bill gates and the Italian government.
Why are people so stupid just abide by the rules!!! It’s really not hard

Am in da house!

 

[Mikesqueen]

You can start with this drivel.

Lauren Goodger ‘I’ll be a bigger star than Kim Kardashian!’

She turned her back on The Only Way Is Essex in 2013 but, last week, Lauren...

closeronline.co.uk

Lauren Goodger compares herself to Kim Kardashian in throwback snaps

LAUREN Goodger has compared herself to Instagram queen Kim Kardashian in throwback snaps showcasing their curves in similar outfits. The eye-catching pictures showed the former Towie star posing in…

www.thesun.co.uk

So, instead of being a star, she turned out to be a disaster!

 

[liar liar]

I'll see your attachments and raise you Salt n Pepper pots

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Just excellent - where did you buy them? Which one is Chris and which Laubaboon?

 

[265]

So, instead of being a star, she turned out to be a disaster!

Oh you mean a disarrrrrter (craig revel horwood)

 

[gloriouscheesecake]

where does lauren live

 

[Noonoosanne2]

She will say she didn’t but her stories showed otherwise and you could hear kids!!

 

[KerChing]

She was gorgeous!

 

[Noonoosanne2]

After 50 minutes, 5 likes and NO REPLY from Lozza,

She’s replied with a pathetic response

 

[Noonoosanne]

No idea what brow lamination is, but all I see is...
(Giving away my age a bit).
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If a salon offered that as one of their best efforts, I'd avoid them like the plague.

I feel bad now for posting poor Lucy’s pics

 

[265]

I thought the same and I still haven't worked I out !

I looked up "a minor" on urban dictionary it means nothing except a kid.

Do you think he meant irrelevant and he's just pulled a Lozza and got the word wrong?

That or he didn't finish the sentence.

 

[265]

She will say she didn’t but her stories showed otherwise and you could hear kids!!

Then I can inform her I have the evidence she provided.

 

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

Is her Chanel defo a fake? She always wears it!

 

[Noonoosanne]

I just had a nosey. Five days ago she posted the same video that Big Loz had posted of a plate of food at her friend Jacquelines house. Also looks like she was gifted those freeby bottles of alcohol LG got as promo. (She must have got heaps free and gave them out as gifts cause I’ve seen his gay mates with them too) and then yesterday that Jacqueline lady posted how I’ll she is and can’t even get out of bed. What’s the bet LG gave it to her

Is that a relation to that knob Craig Johnson.

 

[liar liar]

What a laugh she gives you, she's selling a smelly old pair of trainers on debop, yuck who would want them with her big sockless trotters sweating them out . She must be skint offering 40% of her shitey lg line also then they are having to sit in having 'homemade' baguettes, maybe she's been fined for flouting lockdown and she can't afford a takeaway

See above for multi-tasking egg mayo baguette tips

 

[Chi4]

Her idea of healthy eating is adding sweetcorn to vast amounts of meat and carbs so without outside help she won't lose lots of weight! If she didn't want to lose weight I wouldn't care but whinging about wanting to lose weight while having access to lots of resources, not using them and binge eating and drinking is just annoying.

Especially when she goes and buys the juices. Maybe they are having a secret eating contest . Can’t be having that much Gigi Gigi !

 

[Mikesqueen]

She is pictured leaving a lot of tv studio’s and yet you never see her on tv

The article mentions Celebs go Dating. Hasn’t she been with Chaz for quite a bit of time? Did she accept money pretending she is single? I can’t keep up.

 

[265]

She reposted on her stories something he’d posted on his insta. I really am stumped

Found it, nope I don't get it either, makes no sense what so ever.

 

[Chi4]

That post will do the salon no favours and they should be ashamed for allowing this. People want to feel safe, not

People are going in on her in the comments but this is my personal highlight and he tagged Charlie! Gemma Collins twin

hahahah I have just been reading all the comments. I am suprised they haven’t deleted them. Also she looks like his mum

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Brow lamination is everywhere. Where have you all been? Its flipping awful, how is this a good look?
I must be getting super old because I just can't get on board with it. To me it's making people look worse. Did I mention I hate it.

Am with you guuurl. I just don’t get it (but I’m a hundred years old)