What an ugly couple
Seriously Mark and Michelle are couple goals!
These two are so far away
Proper Jeremy Kyle goals
Oh my God, could you imagine them on Jeremy Kyle?
'Welcome back everyone, today we are joined by a couple looking for DNA results. We have Charles Drury on the show'
'So Charles, what happened'
'Well Jeremy, me and me girlfriend had a baybeh in July and there have been rumours on Tattle, not that av been on there, about a waiter at Sheesh being the father'
'…Ok then, we have Lauren Goodger on the show'
*Lauren struts her stuff out onto the stage*
'So Lauren, what do you have to say about that?'
'Yeah but no but yeah but no…well babes, a got pregnant in October 2 weeks after me and my Charlie met and a haven’t been to Sheesh since the 3rd of august that year because do you know Michelle Keegan? Well, she’s an absolute
witch who got me banned from there so don’t listen to her because her husband is my ex so shut up or you’re well gonna get beatings!'
*Jeremy looks puzzled*
'Lauren…what?'
'Well Jezza, me and me fella Charlie had our anguw on the 20th of Jultember which means a got pregnant in October'
'Ok Lauren, never mind, let’s just get to the results'
*25 minutes later*
'The DNA results are in, I can now reveal that Charles Drury…is the father of Larose'
*Lauren and Charles run off stage in excitement and decide to film some OF content leaving Jeremy completely confused*