Lauren Goodger #51 Here comes Laureen, the petrol court Queen!

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Oooof the smugness of this face!!!!
Dunno what she’s looking so happy about she’s done a really poor job of tucking her peen away.
 
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Hooray we’ve got a pub car park pap walk!

Wtf is with the seriously unflattering creased thin yellow trackie bottoms?! And the orthopaedic sandals in January are making another appearance.

Also got to love the photo of Amy in the article. More wood stain on her than my garden fence!

 
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Those photos side by side are like a before and after. Lauren's blood pressure must be through the roof. I'd say she thinks she will look like Amy once LaSequel is here. Dream on love.
 
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Coupla things:


expanded the image - saw this - what are these dots, please - is that a facetune residue of some sort?


Brown eyes?



Blue eyes?

Can someone confirm what colour the baby's eyes are....?
 
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Oooof the smugness of this face!!!!
Dunno what she’s looking so happy about she’s done a really poor job of tucking her peen away.
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I just don't understand why she can't dress nicely for once. I have been slim and I've been Lauren's size, and not once would I have ever stepped foot outside in yellow tracksuit bottoms and old grandma shoes. She really does have the worst fashion taste I think I've ever seen!!!
 
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Plus she will get extra benefits , mind you housing benefit is capped I think so she will have to be finding some of the rent money from somewhere , I wonder if that car is paid for outright . I don’t know where she gets her from .
According to the daily Mail she makes £1million a month on only fans #bullshit
 
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She wouldn’t make £1m in a lifetime of OF unless she fetishises her trans shaped body and / or people genuinely mistake her for Jessica Alves.
 
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Thins is, BYG is so fucking dense, Moleman is probably paying her £1 a month and convincing her it's a million paaaaaahnds. In big Loz's eyes she is richer, more bewfel and more faymus than Kylie Jenner.
 
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Someone’s looking very pleased with themselves! Oh go away from the car park or nearest lay by and look after your baby. She is so pathetic.

What did I do to deserve such ‘stars’ being foisted upon me?
 
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DM comment that these photos were taken last Friday at Plough Pub in Cranham village in Essex.

A quick street view search confirms the same views.

 
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Maybe she doesn't like looking into eyes that remind her of Ms Keegan's beautiful dark eyes!
 
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I can’t comprehend this outfit- I’ve zoomed in and made myself feel queezy.

a boob length cropped hoodie, a knotted top? Some kind of gut support or maternity thing and lemon shein joggers that give the look of a jaundice fanny- I just don’t get the inspo here???

 
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