or a c sectionI’m always amazed at women who get pregnant so soon after they have a baby,
I was still pissing in the bath 4 weeks later with minced flaps and it took a good 4 months to be able to look my lads dick in the eye after labour. Lauren Goodger must have an iron clad vagina
It’s not getting back on the dick shaming it’s getting knocked up when she can’t look after the one she has. And being surprised when we all know your at your most fertile when you’ve just spat a kid out your vag.Some people heal down there really quicklyreally not liking the sex shaming going on since she announced she’s preggers again- sorry.
She said it was her sore nipples that made her realise she was pregnant not missed periods.
Im just saying she had no chance of a missed period based on the times she’s said. She talks bollocks.
Couldn’t give a toss is she’s cowgirling with claret and nipple pads tbh, just saying she’s either a stone faced liar or just that stupid.
Well the dates don't work either.
Im just saying she had no chance of a missed period based on the times she’s said. She talks bollocks.
Couldn’t give a toss is she’s cowgirling with claret and nipple pads tbh, just saying she’s either a stone faced liar or just that stupid.
Missed your morning Goodger rants!!Morning Scrunchies! This dick shit is making my skin crawl*shudder* (don't care about the act just don't like the phrase haha) @Chi4 you have now given me an absolute hankering for some rich tea biscuits though!
What comes next in Laland of Laloz? The thing that makes me sad is that babies little minds are like sponges. Not talking about the physical well-being as I would have no clue what to do with all thatbut their psyche and mental growth is so important from so very young. Everything Charlie and Big Loz do is shaping the future mental health of that child.
Even if the fights are fake it is fucked up. Also things like we know they are smoking, Charlie posted the story with the ciggie in his paw. The kid has been in hospital with breathing related issues yet you smoke? It's just all messed up. We have also saw them out and her drinking when she has been supposedly pregnant with this new one.
I don't really have a point, just spitballing. I guess my main point is she's an arsehole.
Missed your morning Goodger rants!!
Something involving shiny balloons, she loves em. Are they allowed on garage forecourts? Or sweetcorn, another big gel favourite. She's probably selecting the face she wants to wear right now.She’s no longer showing on my daily fail app. Only a matter of time before another revelation and big breakup story to get her reinstated…wonder what will happen in the next one?!
LaRoastPolls for the name please
Laugoodia, goodrosia. Loren ( it’s exotic innit)
La’ Ren like star wars
My baybey gel two
I was rampant when I was pregnant. Used to kick off if he didn’t let me hop on before he left for for work every dayI’ve not even given birth to my baby yet and I don’t want Mr Rita anywhere near me never mind straight after
This is a quote from the actual article…She said it was her sore nipples that made her realise she was pregnant not missed periods.
I didn't want to say as I don't know if Big Loz is naturally pale but that wee baby is so pale, she looks sickly. Obviously she's next to that big fucking orangutan which probably makes her look paler.
Aah what about deuces, a throwback to marks club lolName of tv show. Yung gel wiv to under too
but clearly not lacking in DLacking in vitamin D because she doesn’t see the outside world!
Definitely agree about the language used and its incel-type links. It makes for pretty uncomfortable reading.I couldn’t give a shit about working out dates down to the day she must have conceived and I don’t care for the childish language around completely normal human behaviour and childbirth. As for spitting a child out of a vagina- yeah cos that’s how it happens isn’t it. Who knew that incel culture would rub off on women.
Fuck this shit I’ll be back when this latest announcement of hers has died down a bit so the thread can get back to genuine hilarity and pointing out Big Loz’s flaws rather than woman kind’s in general, laters
I mean, this is actually totally a thing - if the line is faint, the hCG is low, and if it’s a full on blazing positive it’ll steal colour from the control line (and you know you’re probably well past a missed period). Pretty common to obsess over pregnancy test line darkness and hCG progression when you’re actively trying to get knocked up!How can a pregnancy test be “very strong” . . . anyone?
Ah, yes, silly me!! It’s those strong ‘ormones again
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