Doesn’t even know who sent the hair band! I bet she bloody bought it and is acting like she gets more freebies than she does to encourage more. Fantasist. Why would you put your child in (a garish monstrosity in the first place) if you don’t even know it’s origins. Tosser!Wtf that poor child!!!! She’s thinking ‘why have you put me in this godforsaken thing!’
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As you all know, our bewful Backgrid Queen Laureen has set her sights on aYouTube careeryewchewb carer…well, it has been very successful so far. She has gained 5 subscribers since Monday and she hasn’t uploaded a single video since it started 23 days ago. Goodnight Scrunchies
That crappy song drives me nuts; it's so cringy and that hairband is vile. Just vile.Wtf that poor child!!!! She’s thinking ‘why have you put me in this godforsaken thing!’
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Sounds interesting. LolI'm surprised Loz hasn't had Larose's ears pierced yet. I suppose I am being judgey but it is the height of chav-dom. That and covering your kid in gold whilst they're too young to wear jewellery safely.
(I have personal experience of this - my sister's toerag ex boyfriend took their baby daughter away to get hers pierced even though he was told not to dare doing it. He was a twat and loved winding my sister up - plus it was an ownership / possessiveness power game. When she was about three he got a gold bangle made for her - which said BITCH on it !!! Apparently in his family BITCH is a term of endearment). In fact the family are so awful I could make a whole thread about them.
Or is that when Lauren thinks the baby looks best? And doesn’t choose to show the actual cutesy gummy dribbley smiles and giggles the rest of the world would pickThat crappy song drives me nuts; it's so cringy and that hairband is vile. Just vile.
Poor LaBored, is the blankest, most unresponsive baby, I've ever seen. I hate to say this but something, somewhere is not right. I know I am only going by the short videos Laureen shows, but if this is LaBlankStare at her best, then someone needs to take her for an assessment.
That looks like something my dog barfed upShe's been cooking/boiling/microwaving/emptying contents of Dyson again lads!
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maybe I’m getting it really wrong but I don’t mind that kind of pasta occasionally but WITH A SAUCE?!?!She's been cooking/boiling/microwaving/emptying contents of Dyson again lads!
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"Spinach And Ricotta Tortellini". Yes, dear, and five pounds of grated cheese on top.She's been cooking/boiling/microwaving/emptying contents of Dyson again lads!View attachment 1009546View attachment 1009550
There's been a goose fat shortage since our BYG cleared the shelves last time she made roasties. Need to re-stock before she can make any more!No family Sunday meals. That’s been awhile now since the last one. I think she’s fucked them all off again.
That looks like a plate of tripe.She's been cooking/boiling/microwaving/emptying contents of Dyson again lads!
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Maybe you're new to Lauren Goodger's Tattle threads (not being condescending, just saying). She's posted pictures of "Home Made" baguette with mayo, tuna and sweetcorn and baked potatoes and lots of other stupid basic foodstuffs that wouldn't even impress a four year-old. In fact, a four year-old could probably do it, and present it, better.Why is she posting a video of this extremely basic meal?? I just don’t understand it. She’s literally boiled some water and grated some cheese!! It’s so odd to me that she would some how feel proud of this and want to show the world
Ha! I’m not at all new but tend to lurk rather than post. I just find her bafflingMaybe you're new to Lauren Goodger's Tattle threads (not being condescending, just saying). She's posted pictures of "Home Made" baguette with mayo, tuna and sweetcorn and baked potatoes and lots of other stupid basic foodstuffs that wouldn't even impress a four year-old. In fact a four year-old could probably do it, and present it, better.
I sometimes wonder if she's subtly trolling her followers or really is so thick as mince it genuinely impresses her and she thinks it's an achievement.
I think the reality is she's constantly hungry, needy for attention and high as a kite when she posts the most ridiculous of her randomness. I like to imagine her preparing and cooking her masterpieces with her sequinned military cap on!Ha! I’m not at all new but tend to lurk rather than post. I just find her baffling
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