Lauren Goodger #51 Here comes Laureen, the petrol court Queen!

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New to this thread. Came over for a nosey after the latest pregnancy announcement . Also just to say I have never seen a sadder looking baby in my life, I'm not saying this in a nasty way at all but I really think there may be something wrong with that child
 
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Oh my god, the nerve. Sounds like she needs a hefty kick in the fanny with a job nailed boot!!
 
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Some people heal down there really quickly really not liking the sex shaming going on since she announced she’s preggers again- sorry.
I got back on the dick after 4 weeks with my other half , it was fine ! I was younger though fanny of steel
 
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Explaining how she found out she was expecting just eight weeks after giving birth to Larose, Lauren added: 'I hadn’t had a period for quite a few weeks, my nipples were killing me and when I was breastfeeding the pain was unbearable. I thought, “I bet you I’m pregnant!” I did a test and it said positive.'


Erm… you’re still having post partum bleeding at the point she claims to have fallen pregnant?? So where would “I hadn’t had a period for a few weeks” possibly fit into this equation ?!?? I have steam coming out of my ears trying to work this out
 
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Which one of yous has been asking where to get the shit suit from (btw Lauren a track suit is what sports people wear, you know when people do sports and active stuff, just saying) So many discounts and codes me heed hurts!

 
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Well there is a Christmas tree in the background so this is not a pic from today is it Lozza? And I imagine the question, where did you get that tracksuit was followed by, it’s fucking hideous.
 
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Well there is a Christmas tree in the background so this is not a pic from today is it Lozza? And I imagine the question, where did you get that tracksuit was followed by, it’s fucking hideous.
Imagine how horrifying the unphotoshppped images must be.
 
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Did Oddbod get the other woman pregnant? Who'd have thought Chunky Chaz had such potent swimmers
 
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Most FTM bleed for 6 - 8 weeks with first baby. She probably didn’t even know your periods don’t come back straight away.
 
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The thought of Lauren getting back on the dick so soon or at all really is the stuff of nightmares. I’ve still got dick fear 6 months after birth
I still have dick fear 4 years later lol and only now feel like I’m getting back to normal but then I did suffer with hg for the whole pregnancy and that shit was the pits so the thought of doing that again with a child this time would scare the shit outta me. Everyone told me the new born years would be the hardest, haha piece of piss the first year it was 1 year and over that where the hardest, so good luck with that Lauren, you’re in for a shock, better find some highered help soon love
 
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Talking of periods, I'm calling Lalillet, she'll try pronouncing at La-lee-lay

What in god's name has she got on her trotters, Lalillet's sister's unused polyester hairbands?


 
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I’m 17 weeks and baby was conceived 10 October or there about , so she must’ve been the week after if 16 weeks.
 
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Just ordered myself a couple of those fetching pink tracksuits.

Laureen makes them look so flattering.
Plus I've always wanted to look like the love child of the Michelin man and mrs blobby.
 
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LaReal
LaWright
Larayne (twist on Lorraine)
 
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JUSTICE FOR LAULIE!

I much prefer Laulie to Larose, let's hope she uses it because "my bewful young gels will be like twins!" Larose and Laulie works!
 
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