By “back to work” does she mean flashing the gash on OF? Who would give that thing a paid gig?
Lauren Goodger #47 So Oddbod has legged it, doesn’t Lozza feel silly, but what will be next for his flaccid willy?
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Oh sweetheart, you are not ma girl.For the culled; she’s got her bap out whilst saying she’s back to work. Ffs
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Oh dear! How words come back to haunt you!
So she classes pap walks as work or what?? Don't think she's talking about her assfeticcs bizniss
‘Even after seeing this’. Wow she really rates her opinions so highly doesn’t she
like some working mother would read her wise words and then STILL go against her.
Those pesky wind paps didn’t let me finish my sentence. I was going to say mums shouldn’t go back to work the day after you give berf.!! But then they turned the fan wind machines on again.
How dare you all! Laureen is one of the hardest working gels in the in dust tree. Currently touring the nations biggest car parks, runs her own asfetics business, chef in the making, full time muva of one, influencer to all bewful yungels, half time OnlyFans flasher, need I go on? Honestly, give this bewful yungel the credit she deserves! 
I wonder if dis Ch'arg will want to come running back to her if she is getting back to work in the car park with the minge pram for photo ops. A wee break away from the sink for an hour 
A car park a day keeps the sink away.I wonder if dis Ch'arg will want to come running back to her if she is getting back to work in the car park with the minge pram for photo ops. A wee break away from the sink for an hour
Oh absolutely…special thanks to BYG Laureen because if it wasn’t for your tit cooking, pap walks, sweetcorn addiction, polyester jumpsuits, and everything else we wouldn’t be herevictimboyfriend will be? Will her and Chaz get back together? Will she continue us roaming around the car parks? Will she do a tell all interview with Oprah?
Oprah interview
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Loooooool
Pom, this is magnificent
love how Lozza is just sat there like a busted sofa 
dis Charg - I’m dying hereI wonder if dis Ch'arg will want to come running back to her if she is getting back to work in the car park with the minge pram for photo ops. A wee break away from the sink for an hour
Thank youPom, this is magnificent
xx.Looooool your right she does look like that
I love using this pic if her the most..always makes me laugh xxMurat is the new bike in Loz's life.
xHe a happy bike.
Oh damn I've put his head too low..Chaz's hair is peering out the back
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This is my fave Lauren face
. The look of Vicki pollard and waynetta slob rolled in to one, and the look that says it's a hard life being a singal muvvaaaaaLooooool Me tooThis is my fave Lauren face
xx I can imagine that
xx It also makes me think they she's trying to concentrate keeping her skirt up and not falling down due to the elastic going
xxLooooool Me too
I can imagine that
It also makes me think they she's trying to concentrate keeping her skirt up and not falling down due to the elastic going
unfiltered too and the real Lauryn . Kinda like the face I make when carrying heavy bags in one trip from the car to the front door Looooooool that made me laugh at the carrying heavy bags to the door
xx.Yep huffing and puffing... I rather these pics then the alien and 50p shaped filtered faces lol
xxThis is my fave pic of Loz from celebs go dating, same posture, it's uncanny
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What a weird bed!
Why is ten ton Tessie/Lozza farting on it?
Why is ten ton Tessie/Lozza farting on it?
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