Lauren Goodger #47 So Oddbod has legged it, doesn’t Lozza feel silly, but what will be next for his flaccid willy?

[Katie8ee]

Thank you so much, that's really kind.
You're not so bad yourself (i think you're wonderful).

I used to be here 24/7 then life fell in! But your posts make me so happy. My tattle Mom's are the best and I mean the ones who Mum me my now 40 year old self needs it.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I know who people are on the DM comments also I may be drunk, got a wee side promotion today so watching Schitts Creek and drinking.

Scrunchies it has been so good to have you all back in my life.

#teamlaulie

Congrats

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Fattyboombatty eats rusks with spam, whilst roaming the streets with an empty pram.

Yay. Fattyboombatty been repeated!!

So she’s claimed she’s back at work now with a camera emoji… does that mean she’s just taken pictures for DMs side bar of shame for the next two months and maybe throw in a spread in a mag somewhere.

 

[NinaStar90]

Congrats on the promotion @Katie8ee !

I have to say I'm a bit disappointed with the pap walk. She's used that pubic hair hooded, empty, 'basic' pram to hide her size. I want to see how weird she looks!!! Can that pap who used to catch her out come back please? That was a truly thrilling period for the Scrunch Bunch.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

LaFML in five years time to her mum, what do u do for a living?
Idiot replies, I take these really degrading embarrassing ugly pictures of myself and sell them to magazines so that people can laugh at me.

 

[Crowbag]

Congrats


Yay. Fattyboombatty been repeated!!

So she’s claimed she’s back at work now with a camera emoji… does that mean she’s just taken pictures for DMs side bar of shame for the next two months and maybe throw in a spread in a mag somewhere.

Someone asked a while ago for Fattyboombatty to be used in a thread title, I've tried my best!

Congrats


Yay. Fattyboombatty been repeated!!

So she’s claimed she’s back at work now with a camera emoji… does that mean she’s just taken pictures for DMs side bar of shame for the next two months and maybe throw in a spread in a mag somewhere.

It could quite literally be a 'spread'.
In an OF stylie.

Scuse me while i sit myself in the corner and think about what I've just said.

 

[mchops]

I grew up in the generations with video nasty, her latest stories are worse.

 

[Palomina]

Do we know if Fatso smokes around the baby?

 

[JakeM]

Do we know if Fatso smokes around the baby?

She was rumoured to have smoked whilst pregnant so nothing would surprise me.

 

[Chi4]

Newsflash

Ya girl is back to work …….
What a complete narcissistic twit

what you working at loz ? Flashing ya flabby beef curtains on OF 🥸🥸🥸🥸

 

[Crowbag]

She was rumoured to have smoked whilst pregnant so nothing would surprise me.

The Bucket of Butts when she moved , that was from pregacy days presumably?

 

[Chi4]

Do we know if Fatso smokes around the baby?

Imagine her breath breathing all over la Rosie lee , must stink to high heaven 🥸

I put bewful on the DM comments and got loads of red arrows!!!!

Some of mine got the old red arrows
There’s a lot a lot of lozza fans today on the DM of shame

The Bucket of Butts when she moved , that was from pregacy days presumably?

Most probably ate them when Ch’Arg fucked off , as she couldn’t be assed to move to answer the door to the takeaway man . The bucket of butts was nearer

 

[JakeM]

The Bucket of Butts when she moved , that was from pregacy days presumably?

I’ve added it all up on google and she got pregnant around the 13th of October last year. If she moved anytime after that then she was 100% pregnant.

 

[geordiegirl]

For the culled; she’s got her bap out whilst saying she’s back to work. Ffs

 

[Bumbumsmummy]

I never used to but I really do believe in aliens now

 

[geordiegirl]

I never used to but I really do believe in aliens now
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‘For’ Lozza not ‘got’…

 

[What a pile of crap]

For the culled; she’s got her bap out whilst saying she’s back to work. Ffs

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She's robbed Michelle K's face here. She is obsessed!

 

[Bumbumsmummy]

‘For’ Lozza not ‘got’…

Harsh, she's still learning, English is her second language, Alien is her first

 

[xyzcba]

So according to the DM, apparently her Backgrid/empty pram walk was yesterday, and she was coming out of a salon. But she needed a blow dry this morning too?

A blow dry she scabbed for free from a poor unsuspecting local hairdresser, cos your girl back to work By work she means lying flat on her arse talking to New mag about being a single muvva.
I always love to see which face the mags use as it's normally different to one of the hundreds Laureen uses.

Wonder if she managed to find another poor soul to get her tree done in time...

 

[Can't Help It]

So according to the DM, apparently her Backgrid/empty pram walk was yesterday, and she was coming out of a salon. But she needed a blow dry this morning too?

A blow dry she scabbed for free from a poor unsuspecting local hairdresser, cos your girl back to work By work she means lying flat on her arse talking to New mag about being a single muvva.
I always love to see which face the mags use as it's normally different to one of the hundreds Laureen uses.

Wonder if she managed to find another poor soul to get her tree done in time...

Was just thinking the very same? Wonder who's going to looking after Laroseypops when she's back at "work"?

 

[Chi4]

The way she announces back to work as if she is a top surgeon or high city banker
In reality it’s begging on Instagram or flashing the booty or flogging cyanide 🥸

🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸 this emoji reminds me of Murat , our good friend