Lauren Goodger #45 he new teef, me not well, got hair in knot, but love baby gel

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I bet she’s much prettier in real life too. There is nothing attractive about an alien head and all that contouring. She looks like a crap drag queen.
Not when I saw her. Rough, oily greasy skin. She looks very manly and harsh looking. Her face is very round and her butt looks massive and jiggles like flab when she walks.
People were staring and and giggling. She was with Vicky and some of her friends, Vicky looked really pretty and goodger looked the ugly sister next to her. Vicky also smiled at people and looked pleasant and not stuck up, Goodger looked stuck up and walked around like she owned the place and was a supermodel. Was entertaining to watch.
 
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The poor child looks so unengaged and vacant. Any surprise when she’s being used as a prop by her mother?
Jake quickenden is exactly the same with his poor little lad. They both need a social services intervention...

Those were the best street pap photos ever 😂😂😂

😂😂 chunkeh Charles daydreaming about what to spend his giro and child benefit money on 🤣🤣
His tits were almost as big as hers .😁😁
 
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Here you are, hope you like them 😄❤🥰😘 xx.

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Back tomorrow 🥰 x
You’ve worked your magic a treat there Pom! 😂
love them 🥰🥰

So she just posted picture of the self when she went to the Chelsea game a few months ago

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But when she posted pictures a few months ago of herself at the game she had a different face on

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Sorry I’m not very good at photos but that filter of Loz just reminds me of the humans in the “Ice Age” films 😂
 
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and she’s writing some herself obviously….


Just in time for the weekend!!👍👍👍 Hope u had a lovely holiday.
Thank you ❤🤗🥰😘 xx
Yep it was a good trip, went to Belfast..will fly their again in December.
Glad to be back though it was hectic and I missed the Scrunchies ❤🥰🤗😘 xx.
OMG @Pom Bear just when I think I have seen your funniest pics you come up with these!!!! Great start to my day! 😘
Thank you 🥰 that's great to hear 💖😃🤗😘
xx.

I love you Pom Bear I can't work this website at all can someone explain to my thick self how to follow people as I'm dying to see if Pom Bear posts pics on other threads.
Thank you very much 🥰🥰💖🤗😘 xx.
Click on my profile pic..it should take you to my profile page..click on postings..and you see my posts..also I'm only active with funny pics on here and the Katie Price thread..was on Meghan thread but gave up as too hectic.
Hope this helps 💖❤🤗😘 xx.

OMG I’m Pom famous for the 2nd time thanks so much 😘
Your welcome 🥰😃❤🤗😘 xx.
Love from Pom 💖 xx

@Pom Bear Pleeeeaaasseee can you make our Lozza into Mr Staypuft from Ghostbusters with this white outfit she has on! 😂
Loooool great idea..I make that for you 😃🥰😄💖🤗😘 xx

You’ve worked your magic a treat there Pom! 😂
love them 🥰🥰



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Sorry I’m not very good at photos but that filter of Loz just reminds me of the humans in the “Ice Age” films 😂
Thank you very much 💕🥰😃🤗😘 xx
 
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I just don't understand why she's decided to post that picture of herself at Standford Bridge (😂) today ? Was she looking through her phone and thought , yes I'm too bewful in that not to share it ? Come on Loz , give us some decent carpark content 🤷🏻
 
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they we're ether very early or hanging about ages as i have never seen that ground so empty on a match day
 
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Think Lauren and Chloe Ferry had the same surgeon. Just been reading an article on Chloe in the DM which features some very classy selfies in a hotel bathroom with the toilet in the background. The size of her backside is practically the same as our BYG......
 
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I know a few people have said this previously, but I have just started watching reruns of towie and I can’t believe this is actually the same person! I remember thinking when towie first came out (I was about 19/20) that Lozza was one of the prettiest of them all and it was nice to see a woman with curves rather than all the other slimmer ‘model’ girls.
I agree that Mark did a total number on her and made her feel like absolute shite. but unfortunately she turned to surgery and social media instead of therapy. I have to add that I know longer have sympathy for her as she has had plenty of opportunities to change/recreate herself and be the better person after all this time. Most of us menials will never get the opportunities that she had been given and subsequently turned her nose up at.
 
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“For mums and lifestyle” and yet yesterday she just promoted her porn page.

“make it clearer”?? Sure Goodger, buy a dictionary..

I wonder if moleman has dumped her…

“Fashion”………hahahahahaha. She buys and wears fake goods, says it all!!! She is ridiculed with nearly every outfit she wears apart from her 50 comments on Instagram. What a joke.

And she just posted her nip slip video that was on OFS to her Instagram story!! It’s an old video.

SHE IS GETTING DESPERATE!!!
 
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“Fashion”………hahahahahaha. She buys and wears fake goods, says it all!!! She is ridiculed with nearly every outfit she wears apart from her 50 comments on Instagram. What a joke.
All she ever seems to wear is badly made polyester jumpsuits. She is as mush of a fashion icon as I am a singer.
 
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I think she’s drunk and been reading on here

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And read how we said her Instagram photo is ugly

I can’t believe she just posted how she wants to do a more mums lifestyle type Instagram account and then post her nip slip video from years ago to promote more porn
 
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I read the posts as her being desperate for cash yet wanting to scam some gullible saps to do it for free or below minimum wage, and all the while being so bleeping lazy or bloody entitled because loz being the bafta star doesn't do "work" that us plebs do. Grow up you overinflated , over opinionated lounge lizard !
 
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So because she 'started a clothing Instagram page' so wants someonez whose into fashun and clothing n that, and what can do everyfink for her.

She won't be able to input anything financially, or have a single idea in her head, or have any business acumen, But she does have a page with 7k followers, probably half of which are Tattlers just waiting to see what tat she was going to peddle... 😆

Also who in their right mind is going to buy any fashion with her name to it?! She wears cheap nasty tit that doesn't suit her shape.
 
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“For mums and lifestyle” and yet yesterday she just promoted her porn page.

“make it clearer”?? Sure Goodger, buy a dictionary..

I wonder if moleman has dumped her…

“Fashion”………hahahahahaha. She buys and wears fake goods, says it all!!! She is ridiculed with nearly every outfit she wears apart from her 50 comments on Instagram. What a joke.

And she just posted her nip slip video that was on OFS to her Instagram story!! It’s an old video.

SHE IS GETTING DESPERATE!!!
This must confirm she no longer has an agent.. or that agent does not work for her like they used to. This is definetely the sort of thing they would sort and arrange for her...

She obviously doesn't realise that her followers are legacy followers from her TOWIE days, she isn't going to pick up a new following for a new "mum, lifestyle, baby" page as she doesn't have the exposure anymore for people to know who she is...
 
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