Lauren Goodger #45 he new teef, me not well, got hair in knot, but love baby gel

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JakeM

Big Loz coming through

My 4ngl3
Orm0n3s
Onlyf4n
B4ckgr1d
W1nd r4ts
V1rg0
 
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geordiegirl

Anyone know what he means? She’s liked it but anyone…?



Hahaha also our Chaz hasn’t ‘liked’ her post but the one account she does have access to Larose has why does she do that when it’s meant to be her child’s account.

I think we may have def helped to #freecharlie
 
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Katewinsletsknee

NinaStar90 said:
Maybe like these tasteful pics View attachment 856705View attachment 856706
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There was a girl a few years above me at school who was a horrible bully. One time she tried to strangle my mate with her head bag strap, I snapped kicked the shit out of the bully and then after it called her PAN FACE on the account of her face looking like it had been smashed with a pan …

This photo made me thinking of pan face.
That’s all.
(I also sent this pic to my friend who was the one who was strangled by PAN FACE and said “Who is this ?” Her reply - IS THAT PAN FACE ? She’s got fat. sorry had to just say.
 
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Crowbag

One particularly bizarre lad at the PRU told us he was in a gang (he wasn't. He was too gormless even for the gormless gang from gormless town).
Three of us convinced him there was a particular gang who hit themselves with frying pans. He believed every word.

Just steer clear of the PanHead Gang Eugene.
Will do miss.

Sjr2607 said:
View attachment 857586Lox what happened to your bewful face? Part of it is missing, are you turning into an alien??
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Fuck me that's hilariously bad!
 
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lamaitresse

Just think, we now have mobile phones where you can zoom in sixty times, there are ultra high definition tellies, yet Lauren takes pictures that look like they were captured on a VGA camera from 2001. With her chubby cheeks and chins all miraculously shaven off.

I wish she would stop involving her poor little baby in this conceited social media shit show. You're touting for pervs. Most zelebs have their kids' faces blanked out and a gagging order on the press till they're at least sixteen years old - yet you put LaRose out there for everyone to see.
 
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thatsenough

is she claiming the dole saying he does not live there so she can claim more benefits could be one of the reasons she isnt in the media down loading her fake photos for cash
 
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Crowbag

@Blowup80 frend!

Is i, la' wosebaby.
Blimmin bigmama gel is a fanny.
La' wosebaby no, i repeet no, 35 yeers old!
Me mite not be as yung gel as bigmama insist but me not 35. Uh huh.

Daddy charlie stil no been teef flash today.
Av peeped in all four ovenz and look in washing masheen dor, nope.
Av to do crawlcrawlshuffle wen bigmama sleeps so plenny time to hav look.

He no under bed where he usual sleeps an not in da arsefetic shed.

I miss him.
He sad sak willywaver but he gud to me.
 
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SATCGOSS

Word on the street is that her humongous chubby arse has it’s own reversing warning like the Securicor vans.

Between that and her personalised reg plate, the paps with their pesky wind machines will spot her a mile off. Of course she’d have to drive further than her local shop first though (which probably takes longer to drive to than it does to to)
 
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MrAllSeeingEye

Plenty of blocked sinks, but from spew rather than spunk!
 
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Sunnydaze101

For the bargain price of £5 for 30 days. They’re both upping their OF Game this week aren’t they.

 
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Crowbag

£5.
For throwing away your dignity and privacy.
It's not exactly living the high life is it.
 
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