Lauren Goodger #35 Will baybeh be called Nannypâté? Hurry up and have her!

[BonsaiBobbi]

I have been working from home since March 2020. My colleagues are ace.

But you lot take inclusion to another level.

I am so happy I found you.

You all rock!

And she is dreadful!

 

[Crowbag]

I live in Gozo now!

Can't beat a Geordie accent, or any North East.
Mine's a mix, when I moved here the kids at work said I sound 'like a posh farmer, miss' !!!

 

[Cady1954]

Is 'she makes my cakes' a code for something, maybe?

Like: "she cooks me books, pilots my plain, mops up me sick and she is my main."?

I will not try rapping again.

Thank you for your patience!


Yes! Her dad.

Her brother does fashion design.

Crazy, beautiful family!

ah no wrong Frances!

 

[Jersey Girl]

I have been working from home since March 2020. My colleagues are ace.

But you lot take inclusion to another level.

I am so happy I found you.

You all rock!

And she is dreadful!

Same here! I go in 1 day a week and miss my team mates. You lot are the best and have filled my days with laughter and friendship since I joined in January

 

[Cady1954]

Ooh great diving off Gozo !

Ohhh im not that brave!

 

[Crowbag]

How now, big fat cow
Cake's sake, dunno how to bake
He bike, rides a trike,
Me ball, roundest of them all.

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

Effnic me, yung gel see,
Wind machine bleached ma knee
Dress ma dorter like a pauper
Socks and frocks, like mr hanky
Beggy brown stuff, some fink wanky

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

Bewful face, effnic race,
From Button Moon, look like a spoon
Furry pram look like ma minge,
Seen ma minge? Got effnic tinge.

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

 

[liar liar]

How now, big fat cow
Cake's sake, dunno how to bake
He bike, rides a trike,
Me ball, roundest of them all.

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

Effnic me, yung gel see,
Wind machine bleached ma knee
Dress ma dorter like a pauper
Socks and frocks, like mr hanky
Beggy brown stuff, some fink wanky

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

Bewful face, effnic race,
From Button Moon, look like a spoon
Furry pram look like ma minge,
Seen ma minge? Got effnic tinge.

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

Brilliant

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

How now, big fat cow
Cake's sake, dunno how to bake
He bike, rides a trike,
Me ball, roundest of them all.

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

Effnic me, yung gel see,
Wind machine bleached ma knee
Dress ma dorter like a pauper
Socks and frocks, like mr hanky
Beggy brown stuff, some fink wanky

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

Bewful face, effnic race,
From Button Moon, look like a spoon
Furry pram look like ma minge,
Seen ma minge? Got effnic tinge.

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

Are you John Cooper Clarke? This is amazing!

 

[Crowbag]

Are you John Cooper Clarke? This is amazing!

We have the same dress sense
And thank you.

 

[Jersey Girl]

How now, big fat cow
Cake's sake, dunno how to bake
He bike, rides a trike,
Me ball, roundest of them all.

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

Effnic me, yung gel see,
Wind machine bleached ma knee
Dress ma dorter like a pauper
Socks and frocks, like mr hanky
Beggy brown stuff, some fink wanky

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

Bewful face, effnic race,
From Button Moon, look like a spoon
Furry pram look like ma minge,
Seen ma minge? Got effnic tinge.

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Incredible!!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

How now, big fat cow
Cake's sake, dunno how to bake
He bike, rides a trike,
Me ball, roundest of them all.

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

Effnic me, yung gel see,
Wind machine bleached ma knee
Dress ma dorter like a pauper
Socks and frocks, like mr hanky
Beggy brown stuff, some fink wanky

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

Bewful face, effnic race,
From Button Moon, look like a spoon
Furry pram look like ma minge,
Seen ma minge? Got effnic tinge.

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

Wish I had talent like that. it

 

[minnietheminx]

Dating profile: Me football (big old used one) wltm he a bike …. Must af perfik blood for precooked baby gal and be fitter fatter than me! Ok babez I fink that’s it!

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

How now, big fat cow
Cake's sake, dunno how to bake
He bike, rides a trike,
Me ball, roundest of them all.

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

Effnic me, yung gel see,
Wind machine bleached ma knee
Dress ma dorter like a pauper
Socks and frocks, like mr hanky
Beggy brown stuff, some fink wanky

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

Bewful face, effnic race,
From Button Moon, look like a spoon
Furry pram look like ma minge,
Seen ma minge? Got effnic tinge.

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

I may or may not be sending this over to a music producer I know eta: I wonder if Stormzy is 72 years old would get involved

 

[liar liar]

I may or may not be sending this over to a music producer I know eta: I wonder if Stormzy is 72 years old is 72 years old would get involved

Not if his court case is coming up ha haha!

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

When I type his name it auto puts “is 72 years old” anyone else?!

 

[liar liar]

Not if his court case is coming up ha haha!

I should add that this a long-running joke from another thread and that Stormzy is 72 years old isn't implicated in anything bad at all!

When I type his name it auto puts “is 72 years old” anyone else?!

Yes it just did it to me - thought I'd gone mental...

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

Same! I edited about 12 times before I caught on

 

[behindthesofa]

Dafuq is this tit?!
If a rash is the most unbearable thing she has experienced then she's lived rather a charmed life. I have several variations of dermatitis and eczema, which can be pretty unpleasant, but I'm fairly sure it would NOT prepare me for pushing a kid out of my nether regions!

 

[Blowup80]

How now, big fat cow
Cake's sake, dunno how to bake
He bike, rides a trike,
Me ball, roundest of them all.

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

Effnic me, yung gel see,
Wind machine bleached ma knee
Dress ma dorter like a pauper
Socks and frocks, like mr hanky
Beggy brown stuff, some fink wanky

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

Bewful face, effnic race,
From Button Moon, look like a spoon
Furry pram look like ma minge,
Seen ma minge? Got effnic tinge.

Fairest of them all
Me is ball
Punctured.

This bit
Bewful face, effnic race,
From Button Moon, look like a spoon
Furry pram look like ma minge,
Seen ma minge? Got effnic tinge.

bleeping legend

 

[AimlessShameless]

Ah bless, her labour isn't going to be as bad as her rash (that's she has had for a couple of days and doesn't look as bad as some cases of eczema I've seen)