Lauren Goodger #32 Tattle paps in JD store, unfiltered arse hitting the floor

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Chi4

Chi4

I wonder what face she will use for the 1st baybeeee pic ? And I bet she starts giving out bayyyybeee advice non stop once she is here 😫

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I just bet he's a stand up wiper 🤢 leaves crappy bog roll crumbs on the floor too 🤢
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And skidders on the bed because he doesn’t wear pants lol 😂
 
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Anna666

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Chi4 said:
I wonder what face she will use for the 1st baybeeee pic ? And I bet she starts giving out bayyyybeee advice non stop once she is here 😫


And skidders on the bed because he doesn’t wear pants lol 😂
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That poor mite ... some babies are born looking like angry lil fat men ( takes a few months to grow into their faces ) ... what will she do?
 
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fluffyglitterbug

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FFS I am back from a lovely but long day at Hickstead - started with sun, ended with rain and beer. I have seen boob leakage/suspected cum stains, a mention of syringing colostrum, some violently green purée, some more new faces, the fact someone bought her neon green bikini from DePlop, and her face-bleeping the camera while wearing some imitation Versace knock off.

Just a standard day in Lozza's world.

Ugh.
 

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BonsaiBobbi

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fluffyglitterbug said:
FFS I am back from a lovely but long day at Hickstead - started with sun, ended with rain and beer. I have seen boob leakage/suspected cum stains, a mention of syringing colostrum, some violently green purée, some more new faces, the fact someone bought her neon green bikini from DePlop, and her face-bleeping the camera.

Ugh.
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I am sorry you had to go through this. I am sure this has well triggered your anxiety.

I typed 'anxitey' but it auto corrected!
 
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fluffyglitterbug

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Okay, not an actual one but can some of you more cleverer* people think of one that includes beggyatric surgery

*I'm learning how to speak Lozza
 
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Caw1982

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Smelly old Bob at no 74, curtains always shut and you can see him on his computer through the curtains when it's dark 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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A bit like Chaz making Only Fans material

fluffyglitterbug said:
FFS I am back from a lovely but long day at Hickstead - started with sun, ended with rain and beer. I have seen boob leakage/suspected cum stains, a mention of syringing colostrum, some violently green purée, some more new faces, the fact someone bought her neon green bikini from DePlop, and her face-bleeping the camera while wearing some imitation Versace knock off.

Just a standard day in Lozza's world.

Ugh.
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Ahhhhh good old elbow face in this one
 
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Jersey Girl

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minnietheminx said:
How bewful gal finks she luks!


L’arg Chaz is high as a kite on all the freebies, he’s gonna come down to earth with such a bang when that lazy fat cow won’t get out of her pit, milk squirting all over the place and she’s lounging around like a fat bunny trying to look sexy as fook for the gram!
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Oh my fuckin god!! This is everything! 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 🇯🇪

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Who the duck would parade around in her dirty gusset cast offs?
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Gusset!! Aarrgh no!! My innards are folding over now at the mere mention of that word!! Cheers for that!! 😖😖💖😍🇯🇪.. just don't mention panties or kiddies and we're good!!
 
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Caw1982

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Jersey Girl said:
Oh my fuckin god!! This is everything! 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 🇯🇪


Gusset!! Aarrgh no!! My innards are folding over now at the mere mention of that word!! Cheers for that!! 😖😖💖😍🇯🇪.. just don't mention panties or kiddies and we're good!!
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A moist bomb is coming 🤣
 
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Kittykat45

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Does Lozza not know that babies can come early… unless she’s due later than what we thought…?
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I’m due 11th July but am very happy and am ready to expect him from now (38 weeks today). I was always under the impression she is a couple weeks behind me so wouldn’t be due till end of July, but that doesn’t mean baby can’t come early….dumb witch
 
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