Yeah sorry I forgot he a bike and she trest himWasn’t that bad. He got to play croquet by himself. And he got Pedals. Not petals. Remember he a bike.
You win todayI think it's 'a virgin on the ridiculous' ha ha!
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Yeah sorry I forgot he a bike and she trest himWasn’t that bad. He got to play croquet by himself. And he got Pedals. Not petals. Remember he a bike.
You win todayI think it's 'a virgin on the ridiculous' ha ha!
The USP baby Sheik tit stains and a hint of a whole salmon?Secondhand.......................................... as in "Used"............................................. the sad old pervo rubs his hands together drooling over the thought of that brown envelope arriving in the post next week.............................................
Or she might knock him for the goods once his payment clears![]()
BANG!Omg I’m in tears laughing at my own comment. Shoot me now. She’s a fricken nut!
She’s morphing back a few years, personally Alan wore it betterWTF is this head ?
She must have upgraded the wind whitening machine and added on the anti ageing capsuleWTF is this head ?
Christ when did she wear that non-existent ensemble ?She’s morphing back a few years, personally Alan wore it betterView attachment 637407
L’arg Chaz is high as a kite on all the freebies, he’s gonna come down to earth with such a bang when that lazy fat cow won’t get out of her pit, milk squirting all over the place and she’s lounging around like a fat bunny trying to look sexy as fook for the gram!WTF is this head ?
She's like that evil queen in Return to OzOoh which big Loz are you feeling like today?![]()
I think chaz ending up fat and creepy is kind of karma after that vile tell all about KP (and I’m really not a fan but..)How bewful gal finks she luks!
L’arg Chaz is high as a kite on all the freebies, he’s gonna come down to earth with such a bang when that lazy fat cow won’t get out of her pit, milk squatting all over the place and she’s lounging around like a fat bunny trying to look sexy as fook for the gram!
I think chaz ending up fat and creepy is kind of karma after that vile tell all about KP (and I’m really not a fan but..)
Im looking to lose some weight ... I think I may just DM her on IG, because she has managed, although, heavily, up the duff .. to lose approx 10 stone since yesterday's Daily Mail >>>> " Fixed, fake, use of wind machines, skin lighteners .. damn pesky paps, who hide out in vans for hours, in order to hound her ... pics " ( where she put nelly the elephant to shame ) ... of course I believe lauren, the new people's princess ... how does she cope *** Sad face **** ...... " Very, sad, sad face "The state of itshe has morphed her chin into her neck
I thought she was using him to do loads of free work at her mucky mansion? Then when she cheated on him sneaking about he dumped her and did the tell all?Yeah it’s karma, don’t like KP but what he did was disgusting, all because she didn’t want him hanging around freeloading! He’s never made a secret he will do anything for money, even when people sent his porn to his family he wasn’t bothered, they are a match made in the land of the beg, want everything for nothing while giving nothing back to society, quite frankly they are just a stain on society, good for absolutely nothing!
They've been simmering a while. Starting to look like tinned peas
We all know, that's going to happenHow bewful gal finks she luks!
L’arg Chaz is high as a kite on all the freebies, he’s gonna come down to earth with such a bang when that lazy fat cow won’t get out of her pit, milk squirting all over the place and she’s lounging around like a fat bunny trying to look sexy as fook for the gram!
And his pantsHe looks the type to leave skid marks in the loo![]()
It's a mocktail. Like all her stories. Get it?I think it's 'a virgin on the ridiculous' ha ha!
I just bet he's a stand up wiperAnd his pants