Like we’ve mentioned before I pity that child after she’s filtered and photoshopped the poor thing it will look like she’s got 6 different kids!
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‘Last night night’ - what does that even mean? Has she hired a hitman??
Ha ha ha.....eee, she's funny.The state of itshe has morphed her chin into her neck
What the hell was that?!! I did not need to see thisIt’s just as bad on her TikTok
I have no idea how to trest a woman either. Or a man. Or an animal, vegetable or mineral. It sounds nasty and I don't think I'd want to. Is it one of her 'specialist' porn things from OF?It’s just as bad on her TikTok
She looks like she’s gonna do some palm reading to scam some cash 
What the hell was that?!! I did not need to see thisIt’s just as bad on her TikTok
It’s so vulgar the way she brags, every movement bragging on Insta, free food,free clothes, free cakes,holidays,baby stuff,presents etc... the only thing that is free that she needs is some humility and regard for others, she wonders why she is despised!
I wonder what was in that drink, she has a green obsession?? green goo now a green drink???
or am I over thinking this and I'm going ever so slightly bonkers??
or am I over thinking this and I'm going ever so slightly bonkers??
And what does 'last night night for bday boy' even mean??The state of it
I like to think, I'm educated ( granted ... not Albert Einstein or Stephen Hawkings level ) ... but for the life of me ... I can not understand her language!! ..... Im born and bred in London to Greek parents, I speak, write and read fluent Greek and English, been to college, Uni .. met many people from different cultures, from all areas of our lovely diverse society .... however .. I am dumbfounded by lumpylards language, my mind does not compute, or recognise it ... I'm starting to think, maybe it's me, do I have early onset neurological issues .. because most of what this woman writes .. comes across as TOTAL gibberish, incoherent nonsense ... Im pushing on a bit, at 53, so It could be my age ... my son does often say.... " You're alright mum ... you aint to bad for an old bird "It’s just as bad on her TikTok
.... so ... lumpy may be talking in the right way " 2021 lingo " and I'm just an old dear, who doesn't get it!! .... Honestly, she " flabbergasts me!! " ... my flubber, is well and truly gasted .. I'm sad to say 
Think it means "the birthday's over, so you can duck off if you are going to hog the limelight on the gram. It's all about me, the LG, the gawgus yungel again. So you can only pop up if you are in my photoshopped shadow, worshipping at my totally gawgus non bloated feet".
Probably the echo between her ears...
More non-English... who goes to bed clutching their bleeping phone?What the hell was that?!! I did not need to see this
I don't think it's you. I don't think any of us can understand her. I want your life story. Not hers!I like to think, I'm educated ( granted ... not Albert Einstein or Stephen Hawkings level ) ... but for the life of me ... I can not understand her language!! ..... Im born and bred in London to Greek parents, I speak, write and read fluent Greek and English, been to college, Uni .. met many people from different cultures, from all areas of our lovely diverse society .... however .. I am dumbfounded by lumpylards language, my mind does not compute, or recognise it ... I'm starting to think, maybe it's me, do I have early onset neurological issues .. because most of what this woman writes .. comes across as TOTAL gibberish, incoherent nonsense ... Im pushing on a bit, at 53, so It could be my age ... my son does often say.... " You're alright mum ... you aint to bad for an old bird "
That looks like my pond water when I clean it out
as for that meal, it looked like the soup dragon had emptied his pot all over it 
With or without the newts? Oh and showing your age again with ye olde Soup Dragon, at least you didn't drop a Clanger.That looks like my pond water when I clean it out
Without, thankfully. And don't be cheeky you, I took one for the team for you last night, mate
I drop clangers all the time, but honestly, like somebody else said, I watch loads of cooking shows and I've never seen bright green "gravey' all over a plate of chicken & mash Do they stop eating???
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What the duck is that????
Lozza’s depop is like a time capsule of all her different faces
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