Lauren Goodger #32 Tattle paps in JD store, unfiltered arse hitting the floor

[geordiegirl]

A steak, chicken in parma

Who has a pizza - A PIZZA - as a side with a full main course?

Only Lozza! I’m fuming and I’m not going to go on about these hotels giving these absolute nobodies free rooms and stuff as I’m raging but the romance package that they got for free… have a look on the description in IG of it… they describe the rose petals as ‘pedals’; obvs must’ve gone to the same school as Lozza for English

 

[Freeka]

I'm struggling to recognise the first plateful as suitable-for-human-consumption foodstuffs.
What in the name of mary, jesus and the fekkin donkey is the Day-Glo green stuff?!
Is pizza the yung gel's version of a side salad?

She's going to be shooting milk into dozy's mouth within days, then with a bit of practice into her own mouth. And possibly into the sink....
And some sad sack will pay to watch it. At least 23p.

I really can't work out what the green sauce is. I cook a lot and watch food shows all the time, never seen this.

 

[geordiegirl]

I thought it was a steak with mash? and they had pizza on the side? duck knows what that green slime is

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You know what, it would’ve all been for free and they thought fill your boots as they mustn’t been given anything for free in between their free breakfast at the other place they had to leave from as they mustn’t have been giving away freebies on a Saturday night and the free dinner tonight at the Lush Hotel. Absolute embarrassment; never mind Charlie, next birthday you’ll be with someone who actually pays for things for your birthday instead of all begged for. We know it was all for free Lozza even though you haven’t declared it as gifted. Show us the bill if you want to prove us wrong (PS I work for a large city centre hotel so unfort know how these scroungers work)

I really can't work out what the green sauce is. I cook a lot and watch food shows all the time, never seen this.

Pea purée but in a bad way?

 

[Anna666]

From the article:

She went on: 'Giving birth is the most natural thing a woman can do, I know it's hard and it's horrendous, but when you go to hospital they see a thousand of you, they haven't got a huge amount of time.

'As much as the doctors and nurses are lovely, they are on a time scale, so if you wanna do everything in your own time you can't dictate that in a hospital.

'At home you can have a birthing pool, have candles on, music, be relaxed through it and I think the more relaxed I am the more chance I will have an easy birth.'

Lauren added: 'The more they are poking and prodding me, the more tense I will feel and the more hard it will be. You haven't got to pack a bag, you have everything you need.'


Oh Lozza!

1. Has no-one told you pet, maternity units and staff operate 24/7/365. Yes the midwives might be busy with other mothers when you first go in and you're in early labour but that's where your birthing partner helps out. In theory, I know we're dealing with Oddbod here! You'll have plenty of time to pose, pout and filter for the Gram and mebz even a quick go on OF if you're lucky. When the time comes you'll have all the medical staff necessary at your noon end but they're not gonna hang around making small talk when you're only 3 cm dilated and early contractions are 1 day/week apart. Oh and regards "own time", BBG will come when she's ready not when it suits you. Midwives will tell you when to push, how to breathe and pant to deliver her safely, you don't do it "in your own time". Oh and your time will never be your own again, never, got that?

2. I'm sure at nearly 35 you're used to being poked and prodded by now.

Can't believe how stupid this lass is, I really can't.

Ive had three children, and even though some complain about the NHS ... I was treated very well by all the medical staff .. nothing was to much bother, was quite ill with my 2nd son, and was in hospital before the birth, and honestly was waited on hand and foot, as I was on complete bed rest, yes they were busy, but I cant fault the care and attention I received ... very professional, I've visited many countries over the years, and our NHS really is quality compared to what Ive seen elsewhere ... so this lumpylardarsed dim twit ... needs to keep that big botox injected mouth shut ... god forbid everything goes wrong, as did with my first born son, born alive full term, by emergency c section, I died twice on the operating table, the labour process went downhill very fast, went very wrong .. shocking even the medical staff ... anything that could go wrong did, sadly he only lived 46 mins, died from breathing issues .... I was in hospital nearly two months after, fighting infection after infection, tubes, IV`s all over my body, blood transfusions ... It can only be described as a living nightmare, cut a long story short, the NHS saved my life ... I will never forget my beautiful first born, he was perfect in everyway .... so lauren, you bleeping idiot, you have no bleeping idea, on how fast things can change in an eyeblink ... I had the perfect pregnancy, no issues whatsoever, he was full term ... and once those contractions started, so did the nightmare, without the NHS and the brilliant staff, I wouldn't be here now

 

[wrongturn]

That makes sense why they always have about ten dishes. If they’re free they fill their boots.

Pure gluttony and vulgarity!

 

[smellyfootballboots]

So they had the £45 the Hotel Lush Romantic package - presumably for free

They didn't eat there last night though and obviously paid for wherever they did go as neither have the place tagged and named all over the stories. Given the pile of shite they were given it is probably for the best.

Hotel Lush - Romantic Package

Our romantic package includes Prosecco Chocolates Rose Pedals Our service of placing romantically on your hotel room bed prior to arrival for your special occasion.

hotellushcanterbury.com

 

[Intoxicating]

So a soiled bed is a thumbs up from Lush?

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Collaboration & Influencer Stays
We welcome you to share your experience.

With a growing industry in the collaboration and influencer sector, we understand many aspiring entrepreneurs are seeking content for their Social Media. Hotel Lush, invites you to share your content with us.

We are a hotel to many, families, couples, businesses and more.

We kindly ask that any content captured within the hotel is kept family friendly and appealing for the brand. Hotel Lush, at any point holds the right to kindly ask any influencer promoting our business to remove any photos from their Social platforms that do not meet the above.

We hope you enjoy your time and we wish you all the success with the future.

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[Blond3g1rl]

So they had the £45 the Hotel Lush Romantic package - presumably for free

They didn't eat there last night though and obviously paid for wherever they did go as neither have the place tagged and named all over the stories. Given the pile of shite they were given it is probably for the best.

Hotel Lush - Romantic Package

Our romantic package includes Prosecco Chocolates Rose Pedals Our service of placing romantically on your hotel room bed prior to arrival for your special occasion.

hotellushcanterbury.com

What are rose pedals?

 

[smellyfootballboots]

So they had the £45 the Hotel Lush Romantic package - presumably for free

They didn't eat there last night though and obviously paid for wherever they did go as neither have the place tagged and named all over the stories. Given the pile of shite they were given it is probably for the best.

Hotel Lush - Romantic Package

Our romantic package includes Prosecco Chocolates Rose Pedals Our service of placing romantically on your hotel room bed prior to arrival for your special occasion.

hotellushcanterbury.com

I thought it looked cheap and nasty on her stories, it looks worse on the hotel's insta page

 

[Noelc]

I hope they threw away the pillow!!!!!

Ah but is it milk or could it be Chaz has been drooling whilst dreaming of his beloved sink and return to OF

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

I thought it looked cheap and nasty on her stories, it looks worse on the hotel's insta page

Think it's safe to assume the BYG didn't use the bath tub. Looks rather "Slim Fit"

 

[Crowbag]

Ah but is it milk or could it be Chaz has been drooling whilst dreaming of his beloved sink and return to OF

Drooling from which orifice?

 

[minnietheminx]

So no filming porn for OF or nips out on a bikini top 10 sizes 2 small eh?

So a soiled bed is a thumbs up from Lush?

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£45? Ha ha ha .... I’d rather pay and keep my dignity than beg a £45 stay, what a pair of fick in losers!

What are rose pedals?

 

[Anna666]

Only Lozza! I’m fuming and I’m not going to go on about these hotels giving these absolute nobodies free rooms and stuff as I’m raging but the romance package that they got for free… have a look on the description in IG of it… they describe the rose petals as ‘pedals’; obvs must’ve gone to the same school as Lozza for English

What do you expect from a place that boasts about " being for influenzzzzers " ... its well known, most of them are at the intelligence level of a 2yr old, can not speak, spell, or construct a decent sentence between them ... Id say, this place that offers " pedals " is perfect for the likes of her and her manchild shes also posted a new very heavily edited photo on IG, where she has magically lost 20 stone in weight, she has even filtered the manboy, to look purrtttyyyy and slim

 

[Freeka]

So they had the £45 the Hotel Lush Romantic package - presumably for free

They didn't eat there last night though and obviously paid for wherever they did go as neither have the place tagged and named all over the stories. Given the pile of shite they were given it is probably for the best.

Hotel Lush - Romantic Package

Our romantic package includes Prosecco Chocolates Rose Pedals Our service of placing romantically on your hotel room bed prior to arrival for your special occasion.

hotellushcanterbury.com

Pedals......

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

What do you expect from a place that boasts about " being for influenzzzzers " ... its well known, most of them are at the intelligence level of a 2yr old, can not speak, spell, or construct a decent sentence between them ... Id say, this place that offers " pedals " is perfect for the likes of her and her manchild shes also posted a new very heavily edited photo on IG, where she has magically lost 20 stone in weight, she has even filtered the manboy, to look purrtttyyyy and slim

What’s happened to Chaz? He looks like he’s been lobotomised

 

[Anna666]

What’s happened to Chaz? He looks like he’s been lobotomised

I know, Im still laughing my arse off! ... Obviously yesterdays " real pics " have really hit a nerve with both of them

 

[minnietheminx]

What do you expect from a place that boasts about " being for influenzzzzers " ... its well known, most of them are at the intelligence level of a 2yr old, can not speak, spell, or construct a decent sentence between them ... Id say, this place that offers " pedals " is perfect for the likes of her and her manchild shes also posted a new very heavily edited photo on IG, where she has magically lost 20 stone in weight, she has even filtered the manboy, to look purrtttyyyy and slim

L’arg Chaz has taken to hiding half his body behind her now

 

[geordiegirl]

So a soiled bed is a thumbs up from Lush?

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Bet they wish they never have her a free stay now silly twunt

 

[Anna666]

A steak, chicken in parma

Who has a pizza - A PIZZA - as a side with a full main course?


I did. Thought it was a steak dinner

The manchild needs pizza, because thats all he eats at home, dominos, and chicago microwave pizza, thats as far as his palate goes ... what do you expect from a 7yr old boy, in a 24yr olds body? ... hes just out of nappies! .... I assume his babymama also cuts it up for him, in nice shapes, and does " here comes the train ... chhhooouuuu chhhhoooouuu ... open wide now charlie boy, the train is coming ... be a good boy for mummy "