Lauren Goodger #28 Pregacy almost ending, covid rules bending, still not trending

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Such a natural yung gel with a neat bump on her! How unfortunate that the sofa is so bendy next to her hip while Chaz' side is perfectly straight

 
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She's wearing her usual skintight polyester leggings and black top combo. Smelly and flammable as usual
 
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Did you ever do that thing with your mates to find your porn star name? Take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name - Tanny Yates for me haha!
I'd be fudge halls

Such a natural yung gel with a neat bump on her! How unfortunate that the sofa is so bendy next to her hip while Chaz' side is perfectly straight

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jesus her face looks awful! And those leggings are so tight they're see through!
 
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This is his penance for going out with his mates. The price he has to pay, "sit there and look at me, no I mean look happy, actually smile babez"

She's got a rancid scrunchie round her wrist too. I think she is trolling us
The violent scrunchie so aptly named by @Katie8ee will be as dirty as those leggings.
 
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I hate his shoes. They’re godawful. And his trousers are so tight because he too is now a #fatcunt

 
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She will defo be editing their world once it pops out . Seeing as she is editing herself preggers ! What is all this ‘ Our world crap ‘
Are they that Insecure that they have to wait for ‘ our world ‘ to feel complete ? Just shows how childish they are .that baby is going to have all her issues. Let’s hope she doesn’t continue with the onlyfans
 
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Did you ever do that thing with your mates to find your porn star name? Take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name - Tanny Yates for me haha!
yes and i'd have been Rhubarb De Vere which would almost be worth packing in the current job and taking up porn.
 
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What a absolute cheek!! From a woman who had had loads of cosmetic surgery and only admits to lip fillers and a boob job.

And she wonders why people dislike her so much??

She really is as thick as shit isn't she. She is the last person on earth who should be sharing pictures of comparison's like that.

Remember when she tried to tell everyone her bewaful bubble butt was from just doing squats.

My eyes want to roll out of their sockets.
 
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She's wearing her usual skintight polyester leggings and black top combo. Smelly and flammable as usual
'Smammable'

I'd be fudge halls


jesus her face looks awful! And those leggings are so tight they're see through!
Fudge Halls - yup that is a great porno name!!! lmfao

That’s actually quite a difficult question ...
She’ll still look like Ting Tong, he’ll still look like Oddbod, And they’ll be in an on and off relationship with five kids.
I reckon they will have appeared on 'Rich House Poor House' swapping with Michelle and Mark - now that would be fun...
 
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As soon as The SLOTH sees this she’ll be kicking her chubby kankles & screaming to Charles (as she’s likes to call him to give him the air of maturity) how this could have been her idea ......

On QVC - attempting to speak with an afflicted accent which she is unable to do due to her dentures and just her inability to speak properly.

I would tune in to watch her flog a scrunchy which is also a purse, lip balm holder etc .....
 

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I know you can't judge how Lauren will be as a mother by the friends she keeps, but I woke up in a rage after seeing the picture on this post earlier this morning. (Lauryn Goodman makes me cringe so I only skim-read her thread, haven't read every page).

Lauren Goodger is sometimes papped with the gruesome Goodman sisters.

What a cast iron cunt to do this to a child, an innocent baby who has no idea he's being displayed for all to see this way. Lauryn may see it as a joke but your first instinct as a mum is to protect your kid, and not leave your child open to abuse from strangers. I really fear for this little boy, as much as I do for Farrah Abraham's daughter. Both women are severely unstable.

Lord knows what Goodger will be like. She's similarly self-obsessed and desperate for money (says on the Goodman thread that Annie Walker's friend said Lauryn asked for £3M to shut up on social media).
 
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That is disgusting, to do that to a child of any age, especially a baby is wrong on so many levels. I really do fear for the babies of these stupid girls (would say women but I don’t think they have the emotional maturity to be called that).
 
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