Lauren Goodger #25 Cankles, FaceTune & streaky hair, she struts the streets in market wear

[nomorefakers]

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Isn’t Charlie a good boy. He’s learnt to chop her face in half now too.

Except he’s not very good. Took too much off the right side now it’s uneven

Feeding time at the baboon's cage

 

[Moderator]

Hi all,

I think it's time to stop Photoshopping a pregnant woman's body to make her look like an obese mess. It's not a good look for tattle and quite a few posters have complained about it.

Tattle gets a lot of bad press by taking a few comments out of context from the millions. Let's not give them the ammo they want.

Thanks for all the reports and I hope our stance makes sense. There's no need to lower to her level.

 

[geordiegirl]

I just noticed the necklace, hadn't even clocked if with the lips on show. Is that necklace really for a Sylvanian family doll? The hearts are tiny. Lizzy Duke special right there.

Wow!!! Check out the blurb under the post that the company who gave her the necklace have written it's almost as good as Lauren's spelling except they have a thesaurus. "Hence"

She must’ve wrote that

 

[Facehugger]

I find this sickening.
Is there somewhere we can report this? She shouldn't be getting work from "highly esteemed" companies when getting paid to do preg fetish porn.

Its wrong and disgusting imo. Sorry if I sound old fashioned but it gives me the ick and flashes major warning signs. I'm not saying the baby is currently in danger, but a mum who is prepared to exploit her unborn child, obviously lacks the ability to make sound and safe decisions regarding her baby girl, and that is worrying

Apart from emailing the news, and OK, not sure. SS will already have an eye on it as she's on their radar.

 

[Chi4]

What a sight

Is that a blueberry muffin she has in her hand

 

[minnietheminx]

These things are what you would hope your partner and father/mother of your child might give you in time/bit by bit to say thank you. Not some beg from a company which means zilch.

Baby isn’t even born yet, she’s thick as pigs shit

Ooh what do you sell?
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Candles

 

[265]

Thread closing soon, I am starting the next one - standby.

 

[SATCGOSS]

View attachment 550567I can’t stop laughing at these photos! It’s like Back grid give up with the photoshop they are horrific!

The thing they never photoshop is the puckering at the seams where the material is stretched too tight because it is too small.

That actually might be her only talent, being able to strain stretchy material, it should be an impossibility

Comments on pink polyester jumpsuit are great, for some reason the worst ones had me howling I think it’s because they’re clearly fake and written to get attention but some people think they’re real:

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Do you reckon that good2year is for real or a wind up? Always blindly defending Lozza but to no.1 fan level

 

[nomorefakers]

Could the real Lauren please stand up.

Baboon's arse

 

[265]

I'm fighting fit thank you Captain you better watch it & behave yourself now or else

Yep, back to normal.

 

[nomorefakers]

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She has a face like a baboon's arse

 

[geordiegirl]

Oh come on, did you honestly expect anything better from the hag? The only, only thing in the world that matters to her is herself. The only thing. This is the creature who took selfies at her own grandmother's funeral. Vile

Omg really? I hadn’t seen that

 

[JakeM]

Oh absolutely! Two days in a clinic in Turkey for a bit of BBL Vs what is he at now? Seven months eating the shit she serves up

Couldn’t imagine 7 days never mind 7 months. And he’s only been allowed a handful of takeaways since!!

 

[Kilo005]

Lads just jumping on to say hello! I am paralytic five cocktails down! No watching Kurt Cobain interviews from 1992 love you all see Big Loz is being an idiot as usual

Good luck with the move @Katie8ee

 

[nomorefakers]

Just off a zoom call grabbing a quick sandwich before recommencing the packing! You lot have had me in stitches today .

That spider tape looks like the tape you use in your hands when your climbing, I have some but mine is a nicer color than hers The scrunchie seems to have made a permanent comeback, I swear she does it just to annoy me.


Is this the car?

Edited to add: This is the woman who hasn't had her lips filled.

Baboon's arse

 

[Freeka]

Who is their right mind would call themselves HOT. Oh probably the one who knows she’s not hot and has to tell herself she is.
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She’s trying to get that hair place mentioned on DM so she keeps getting free hair jobs

She literally deserves everything she gets. I have called myself "hot" as a joke on the worst photo ever. The sheer arrogance and delusion. She believes the faceapp pics are real doesn't she? I mean.....

Her lips look like a baboons arse!

Is that a shadow or a mustache?

 

[SATCGOSS]

Lads just jumping on to say hello! I am paralytic five cocktails down! No watching Kurt Cobain interviews from 1992 love you all see Big Loz is being an idiot as usual

Good luck tomorrow

 

[minnietheminx]

I wouldn’t trust that jeweler. I wonder then. Probably selling fake diamonds .

Must be if she’s involved! No way can she afford stuff like that!

 

[Freeka]

Haha I never noticed that!

Look how chiselled her jaw is...

Still got no forehead though. She has the strangest profile I have ever seen

 

[JakeM]

I'm not defending her (God forbid) but at least she's trying.

To be honest Lauren does get quite a lot of takeaways.