Lauren Goodger #22 On only fans flogging her golly, earning money for her baybeh Lolly.

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Yaaaaa but isn’t that the point of tattle?! Ie we can tear our hair out, bitch etc without posting directly on someone’s page as that would be below the belt ?! Other words do we actually want them to see what we are saying?!
We know Lozza and her manager the little Molerat man read here though so everything we say, they see. Morning Ratty be rude to mention you & not give you a wave
 
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Well good morning you lovely Tattle Twats. . You lot are ace. @Clickbait you are hilarious!! Captain Birdseye can go rip his nightie in anger at your recap we don't care WE love them so there .
 
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Well good morning you lovely Tattle Twats. . You lot are ace. @Clickbait you are hilarious!! Captain Birdseye can go rip his nightie in anger at your recap we don't care WE love them so there .
Morning Blowie yes, he can shut up, he's not thread boss ALL the time the cheeky bugger
 
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Appears she is angling for a freebie pass to the Hall of Mirrors at the local fairground when it opens up . Some days she can't be bothered photoshopping her photos and backgrid charges are linked to the complexity of the edit so going for the cheap option .
 
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Thank you!! It's a play on Laulie and us imagining how it's going to be pronounced!!
I know you crazy puppy I was doing an impression of our Lozza .
She will be fuming we have changed the name to Lolly for our own amusement!
 
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Probably because they got a free meal for the publicity so she was spotted downing drinks and eating as much as possible.
 
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Morning Everyone ....
has Peppa confirm her onset diabetes yet ? Or is that being saved for the future to be used about how lucky she was to go through 9 months suffering .....

FUCK ALL TO DO WITH THE CURRIES, PIZZAS, BURGERS, SWEETS - I swear Bruce Bogtrotter couldn’t put away as much food as PEPPA. It’s like a fucking episode of MURBANG ...

Context to the Mukbang. I actually know someone who used to do this (and made a bloody fortune - but haven’t lost the 5 stone they put on, have diabetes and regret it) ....
 

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Afternoon scrunchies, bugger all from Loz's IG, probably still in her cess pit.

After all she stuffed her face with last night what will be eating today?
 
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What new fetish is this pray? @Katie8ee - STOP EATING YOUR PUSSY!
 
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Lauren’s last IG story .....
I’ve had two kids and my lips never swelled to look like I’ve had loads of fillers in them Lauren oh dear!! She has the brain and attitude of a 16 year old!!
 
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What the fuck? Loz is asking why lips swell during pregnancy? what planet is she on?
 
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Morning Blowie yes, he can shut up, he's not thread boss ALL the time the cheeky bugger
In Scotland the word "Blowie" means something VERY different

Just been out my walk place is swimming with people out enjoying the gorgeous sunshine. Now I'm boiling my eggs which I am then going to paint while I drink a glass of wine out in some hidden grassy place on the property.

She's just posted this! Is she actually fucking joking!!!!! Naw hen it's the FILLER!
 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!
what a WANKER!
 
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Probably because they got a free meal for the publicity so she was spotted downing drinks and eating as much as possible.
Once again, a hilarious summary of another Lozza thread - I hope you are saving them all for a book which all the Scrunchies/ettes/et al can buy

WTF are pregnancy lips ? She’s blaming her overinflated fillers (which resemble fish flaps) on her unborn baby now
If that's what it's done to her facial ones imagine her undercarriage
 
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You so know the Daily Mail will have a story up in a couple of hours about her lips swelling through being preggers. She will be destroyed in the comments the idiot!
 
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Ha - there's your new thread title ...

Our girl Lauliepop; she makes my lips swell up and pop!
 
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