Lauren Goodger #20 Will it be pink, or will it be blue? Lozza's still eating for 22

[Dagenham Dave]

I’m 30 and would hate to think I may need botox in 5 years time...

Also... freshly done lips or OTT with the lipgloss/lipstick/liner???

Whats that all about? Is she playing the ‘tights on your head challenge’?

Except the drama is really tit and stupid except when she gives birth to baby sheesh. Then the Eastender’s duff duffs can play.

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She’s on her stories now with no filter or so she reckons but if my eyes do not deceive me she has actually got one of the subtle Snapchat filters on which don’t show. She’s also saying how she’d never dye her hair during pregnancy and the badger stripes have disappeared.. I’m baffled all over again

I’ll just leave this here..

 

[Katie8ee]

The filter on the jumpsuit is ridiculous, her arse is ridiculous, her if there are any companies that do whatever let me know is ridiculous. What a lonely sad ridiculous life just wandering around your home filming yourself all day .If she was my girlfriend (aside from her obviously rancid personality stopping that from ever happening) I would despair if she just did duck all the whole day while I was at work.

Cant wait to see what's for dinner

 

[Dagenham Dave]

She's on the beg for some juice on her stories as "you know she loves juicing. She's always done juicing". I can not cope with this she is an absolute riot. Eye bleeping herself for a whole afternoon while talking shite and smacking her lips together. Lips which haven't been filled by the way, she is such a lying liar who lies.

Why is she wearing a creased up bedsheet? Is she doing costume changes in the car for more ‘natural’ chicken run photo set-ups?

 

[Emmie81]

Jeez - maybe you can get pregnant via anal sex - her arse literally looks ready to drop the baby

 

[MrsEms]

Oh I bet she is !

Not the first time...
I'm thinking Turkey baster

 

[Katie8ee]

Yeh I see what she means those lips she has now are 100% real *eyes rolling back into my bleeping head*

 

[Dagenham Dave]

Jeez - maybe you can get pregnant via anal sex - her arse literally looks ready to drop the baby

Without my glasses she looks like a bent up 2 prong fork

 

[Sazbee]

I've been laughing so much at this thread the past couple of days. I'm going through some tit right now and it's really helping me. You're a good bunch so thank you

 

[Jackie Brown]

She had a post on Insta recently asking for a 2 bed flat through a private landlord 'for a friend'. I suspect this house is in her tiny mind only.

She also put the same post on her Twitter. Has the woman never heard of 'Rightmove'? Lazy.

 

[lalalanded]

Why is she eye bleeping herself so much today?

Oh my God it's Schrodinger's bump YET AGAIN!!!! How has it shrunk again? Why was it bigger in January? I'm losing my mind over here!!! Send help!

 

[Jackie Brown]

Probably injecting it herself

No wonder her face looks out of shape with all those lumps in her chin and at various points.

 

[AlwightDallin]

Hi guys been reading your (hilarious) views on Loz for ages and finally I’ve joined I’m loving her updates, she has such an on the go life, she must live on mixup crisps.
Biggest reveal would be if the real Daddy is the backgrid photographer. It’s her longest relationship after all!

 

[lalalanded]

#nofilter . You can see where it's slimmed down her jaw!! Oh Loz, you are the gift that keeps giving.

 

[NinaStar90]

She's getting savaged on that OK mag insta.

 

[Katie8ee]

Absolutely love when I spot Scrunchies out in the wild

 

[NinaStar90]

Absolutely love when I spot Scrunchies out in the wild

Hahaha I'm loving seeing you all there.

 

[Pom Bear]

Would you like to ride on my beautiful balloons...? @Pom Bear you are our hilarity in the face of utter shite. Without your pics I don't think half of us would have anything to look forward to. We love you Corgi!

Thank you very much xx.
They are fun to make, I always try to add a few a day if possible xx

 

[Katie8ee]

The girl who she sent the abusive screenshots too has commented on the OK Magazine Instagram and says she is thinking of taking it further. Folks on there have suggested she comes to tattle.

We must get her!

 

[Jackie Brown]

Why is she eye bleeping herself so much today?

One day the bump will catch up to the arse.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

One minute I'm at home then by the afternoon up in a mountain in Portugal..

Looooooooool xx.

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