She looks like Bianca Gas.... in this one. Maybe her agent got the filters mixed up
Did she actually omg what is wrong with her?! What is the diagnosisWhy would you say the words "ball bag" in a magazine interview?! She sounds really rough and thick as mince.
She has me raging she’s an absolute bellend and a fraud, Moleman will be in that birthing pool fo sure, she eats twice the amount of Louisa and why draw attention and address her relationship?? Oh yeah cause it’s BULLSHIT! Cradling the bump is really grinding my gears along with the mutated face and hands and why she always showing a toe??? (Not camel) NOB NOB NOB NOB NOBIt’s all so fake. I can’t believe they allow that. Does my head in.
That's just BULLSHIT, no one can eat that much in a week, a month maybe but NOT a week.Just read the Ok column and here's the details:
EATING FOR TWO
Eastenders actress Louisa Lytton said she’s been eating 56 McDonald’s and 74 pizzas a week during her pregnancy and I have to say I’ve been the complete opposite! I lost my appetite for the first three and a half months.
Everything she says is so irksome like the fact she isn't classed as a high risk pregnancy so she could have a home birth as standard, is presented like a personal accomplishment!Just read the Ok column and here's the details:
Hi guys.
I’m really excited to be launching my pregnancy diary with OK! Each week I’ll be talking you through the highs and lows of my pregnancy and what I am up to as I navigate my way through this incredible journey.
I’ve been so overwhelmed by the reaction to my gender news this week. Everyone's been so lovely and I’m so excited to welcome my little girl. I just can’t wait to see what she looks like. It’s strange because it seems the whole world knows about my pregnancy now - someone even shouted out their congratulations when I was in Home Bargains recently!
Vicky Pattison and Gemma Collins have both sent their love and even TV execs contacted me wishing me congratulations and that was really nice.
HOME BIRTH HOPES
I had a midwife appointment this week and it was quite reassuring and just nice to talk to the midwives. They said, because I’m such low risk, they can offer me a home birth. I’m definitely going to consider it.
She said, “You just don’t know what could happen, because the baby could be breech”, but at the moment everything is looking good and I want to keep the birth as natural as I can. I can still have my water birth at home and they bring a birth pool round for you.
It also means I can have who I want in the house during the labour, although it will just be Charlie there. I can't wait to have Charlie there so we can experience together. Having someone there you love is amazing but I hope he can handle seeing me going through pain as I wouldn't like to see him upset.
EATING FOR TWO
Eastenders actress Louisa Lytton said she’s been eating 56 McDonald’s and 74 pizzas a week during her pregnancy and I have to say I’ve been the complete opposite! I lost my appetite for the first three and a half months.
It was so hard for me to eat and I felt so sick and weak and I’d just have easy things like a bit of toast. Now I’m over five months pregnant, my appetite has come back, but I still can’t eat like I used to. I cook dinners and I can only eat half, whereas before I was pregnant I’d finish my plate. But I’m trying to eat as much as I can for the baby.
NIP AND TUCK
Because I’m pregnant I’m obviously not touching my face, but once my little girl's here I will go back to having Botox. I definitely want a bit on my forehead and maybe a brow lift, but I'm interested in it because I also have my own aesthetics business, LG Aesthetics London.
When we’re allowed, I want to go back to doing that, because it’s something I really enjoy. I'm planning to have my own clinic in the outhouse of my new house, so that’s something else to look forward to.
CLEARING IT UP
There was a story this week saying that I can cope with becoming a single mum. Well, I can say I’m really happy in my relationship with Charlie, we’re really content and you can see how much he’s into this. We’ve done this together.
There’s no intention of a split ever happening and we’re already talking about more babies. But, who knows what the future holds?! But that’s not in my plans. My plan is to be with Charlie, have more babies and get married. Stories like this are part and parcel of being in this industry, but I don’t stress about it. It’s not something that scares me.
3 months is a typo, should have been 3 minutes....That's just BULLSHIT, no one can eat that much in a week, a month maybe but NOT a week.
Plus, Lozza is talking bollocks claiming to have lost her appetite for 3 months.
So true...Those awful jumpsuits she wears need to be fucked in the bin. They look vile.
The irony of this one wanting things to be as natural as possible.......has she looked in a mirror lately?View attachment 498522
She looks like Bianca Gas.... in this one. Maybe her agent got the filters mixed up
Nah, too busy photoshopping her face,The irony of this one wanting things to be as natural as possible.......has she looked in a mirror lately?
Jesus, if that's her losing her appetite what is she putting away when she's hungry??'I lost my appetite for the first three and a half months.' tattle would beg to differ
Only Fans!!!!Oh god the birth is all going to be filmed isn't it ? Lauren and her closest pals Gemma and Vicky and some TV execs, which is nice
Ever heard of Katie Price? Queen of complete and utter bullshit.That’s the problem with Lauren, everything that comes out of the lip fillers is made up!! I’ve never known someone you can’t keep a story straight and tells as many lies.
There was a video of Lozza giving a gentleman a sloppy blow job on a certain porn site. I checked yesterday as just remembered about it but it's gone. Couldn't see his face. His cock wasn't that good to be fair so probs why!Only Fans!!!!
I just hope it doesn't get uploaded to my favourite porn site.
Wouldn’t be surprised if she leaked itThere was a video of Lozza giving a gentleman a sloppy blow job on a certain porn site. I checked yesterday as just remembered about it but it's gone. Couldn't see his face. His cock wasn't that good to be fair so probs why!